-> "Boobies"
Original Song Title:
"Baby"
Parody Song Title:
"Boobies"
The Lyrics
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….
Your Bouncing Buddhas
Cannot compare
I’d do whatever
To see them bare
You think its love
From deep in my heart
I just really, really want to touch that part
I’d buy you diamonds
To see them swaying
My zoom lens
Is locked and staying
Like to be smothered
By your high beam lights
My first look got me hooked in the worst way
I really like
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Whoa!
Those
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Whoa!
Those
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Whoa!
Those mountains I want to climb, climb
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Whoa!
Those
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Whoa!
Them
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Yes!
I want to see your Bonnie and Clyde, Clyde
Jaw dropped hard and I lost my retainer
Because your bikini is no restrainer
Now my mouth’s dripping drool
When I stare at you
Just for one nightly fling
My soul the devil clings
And I’m an addict
For whoopee cushions
When you’re running it is stunning how they’re flopping
Eyes bulging out, out, out
And that’s not the only bulge so that’s why I am sitting down
I really like
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Yes!
Those
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Breast!
Them
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Chest!
I can’t get them out of my sight, sight
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Yup!
Those
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Cup!
Them
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Pups!
The big ones are such a delight, light
Jabbas!
If you are eighteen then girl show off
You know no body part compares to the boobie
And I just want to motorboat between them
But all you do is shove
Tried acting cool and witty
But sounded so dumb
Cause when I saw those titties
My brain went so numb
They’re at least 10 pounds
I’m not into feet because they just can’t compete
To your two massive chest mounds
And I really want to see them while in my bed
Girl your butt doesn’t phase me
Because your boobs I’m praising
While your back might be breaking
Here in my boots I’m shaking…
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Nice!
Those
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Twice!
Them
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Vice!
They’ve got me blowing my… mind, mind
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Great!
Those
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Mate!
Them
Boobies, boobies, boobies
Date!
The Holy Grail’s those two combined, bind
Those bonbons
Breast, breast, breast
Best, best, best
Breast, breast, breast
My mind’s gone
Breast, breast, breast
Best, best, best
Breast, breast, breast
I’ve dropped my jaw
Breast, breast, breast
Best, best, best
Breast, breast, breast
When chiffon’s
Took off
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