I am a loli, you're pedobear
But I'll be 18 in 13 years
You are my love, you took my heart
even though we are nearly 40 years apart

I'm not an item, trolls quit playing
He is abusive, what are you saying?
Say he's a rapist and I'll spit right in your eye
Not all pedos fit the stereotype

Well, I am just jailbait, jailbait, jailbait, woah
Jailbait, jailbait, jailbait, oh oh oh
Jailbait jailbait jailbait woah
And I am not even nine, nine

Jailbait, Jailbait, Jailbait, woah
Jailbait, jailbait, jailbait, oh oh oh
Pedos, stop and look at the sign
At my 18th you'll wait in line, line

I will be your girlfriend forever
But they say that we canott be together
You can't go near schools
It's against the rules
But I'll do anything
To make sure you're free

And at recess
They will tease me
And call me a slut
And ask me if I'm 17

They put me down down down down

And if the law will only let you kick them to the ground

Cause I am just jailbait jailbait jailbait woah
Jailbait jailbait jailbait oh oh oh
"You shouldn't be wearing eyeliner"
Just 'cause you're a minor, ner

Jailbait, jailbait, jailbait oh
Jailbait jailbait jailbait oh
"Go check into Cedars-Sinai"
But mother, I am just fine, fine

Melvin!
While in my 40s, I met this sweet girl
I didn't care that she didn't have boobs
Or knew terms such as dick and lube

I felt just like Humbert
In Nabakov's Lolita
I wouldn't wanna hurt
A little Señorita

She may weigh 50 pounds
Even though I'm not allowed to go near a school let alone a playground
But I really wanna see her on the weekend
They think that I am crazy
My love is just a baby
But she's not yet 18
So they keep on saying'

Jailbait, jailbait, jailbait, woah
Jailbait, jailbait, jailbat oh oh oh
Don't send me to prison this time
I'm no rapist, I am benign, nign

Jailbait, jailbait, jailbait, woah
Jailbait, jailbait, jailbait oh oh oh
Oh Melvin, take a look at the sign
When I'm 18, you'll wait in line, line

Now I am wet
Now I am wet