I've never seen you calm, brah
Always pissed, I know
Don't wanna ride in your car
You scream and honk that horn

Cause you get mad at anything
Mad at badly-timed laughs
Seems you think we all want to piss you off
When I think that you've calmed down
Someone makes fun of your hat
Once again, you're angry, temper's red hot

Whatever irks you leads to anger
You become a strangler
Choking anyone who told a bad joke
Seems ev'ry comment winds you tighter
Each outburst is wilder
Than the last time someone pissed you off

Whatever irks you leads to anger, anger
I see your twitchin' eye
Whatever irks you leads to anger
Never seen you madder
Maybe cause there's nothing that you don't loath

I heard that you were thumping someone you thought was rude
They told me he was mute, somethi-ing's wrong here, dude

I never thought you'd get that mad
Thought I was dreaming
And now your rage is turned to me

Whatever irks you leads to anger
No lid on your temper
As your face takes on quite the crimson tone
Each time you break, knuckles get whiter
Company gets shyer
Knowing any comment sets you off

Whatever irks you leads to anger, anger
The sparks are gonna fly
Whatever irks you leads to anger
I'm not gonna linger
When your face again gains that scarlet tone

Crazy dude, I wonder how this started
Was it cause someone you knew departed?
Whatever it is that's making you peeved
Could you at least take it out on a brick wall instead of people?
I thought not...

Whatever irks you leads to anger
You become a danger
To anyone standing anyplace close
And you're a pretty vicious fighter
Sometimes you're a biter
One word, then your pleasantness is gone

Whatever irks you leads to anger, anger
No insult slips you by
Whatever irks you leads to anger
Seems you have a hunger
For thumping people who have done you wrong

Whatever irks you leads to anger, anger
I gotta run and hide
Whatever irks you leads to anger
Is your name Bruce Banner?
No-one's said that? Surprised it took this long
Until this song