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Song Parodies -> "Frogger"
Original Song Title:
"Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)"
Original Performer:
Kelly Clarkson
Parody Song Title:
"Frogger"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
You've got to watch for water
Once you've crossed the road
You know you might be slaughtered
While on your jumping jaunt
You want to get across the street
Might be turning flat: "Splat!"
Bet you can't dodge those speeding semi trucks
Snapping turtles make you frown
Be an alligator's snack
Highway is sure crazy, You're a dead frog!
Those cars will crush you playing Frogger!
Flat and green like dollars
On this game your money is what is blown
If you can make it add your letters
Hall of Fame, You're better
Many times you're flattened until that though
Those cars will crush you playing Frogger! Frogger!
You're squeezed, pancaked and fried
That motorcycle mashed you Frogger!
Now a sidewalk sprawler
You're just like the chicken that crossed the road!
I heard that you were ditching Pac-Man
For something new
To this cabinet you are now drawn
Super glued
To make it to your lily pad
Is why you're leaping
Traffic's not breaking
In the street
Those crocks will crunch you playing Frogger!
You can't beat the timer
This game's so addicting you're there till close
You wish you could pull an all-nighter
Taxi's such a blighter
You will be run over, Better hop!
That bus will bash you playing Frogger! Frogger!
Need speed in hands and eyes
Those snakes will snatch you playing Frogger!
Irritating otter!
You'll become a pizza when in the road
Jump to move until you've plopped on pavement
Skills to prove while in this arcade's basement
In the groove this game is just so ribbiting
Even though your frog's in pain, This game you still are enjoying
Asphalt blend
Those bikes will break you playing Frogger!
Need to be a scholar
To figure out the pattern because it's tough
Although you're not a streetwise strider
Dune buggy collider
Also those bulldozers will leave you squashed
A joyless joystick playing Frogger! Frogger!
Watch out or you might die!
Those vans will vex you playing Frogger!
Hear you hoot and holler
It sounds like you're angry when you've been boned
For one last time this game is Frogger! Frogger!
Now be a man don't cry!
Although you really suck at Frogger!
Might think you're a baller!
When you're playing Tetris but now you'll groan
You'll bitch and moan
Once you've crossed the road
You know you might be slaughtered
While on your jumping jaunt
You want to get across the street
Might be turning flat: "Splat!"
Bet you can't dodge those speeding semi trucks
Snapping turtles make you frown
Be an alligator's snack
Highway is sure crazy, You're a dead frog!
Those cars will crush you playing Frogger!
Flat and green like dollars
On this game your money is what is blown
If you can make it add your letters
Hall of Fame, You're better
Many times you're flattened until that though
Those cars will crush you playing Frogger! Frogger!
You're squeezed, pancaked and fried
That motorcycle mashed you Frogger!
Now a sidewalk sprawler
You're just like the chicken that crossed the road!
I heard that you were ditching Pac-Man
For something new
To this cabinet you are now drawn
Super glued
To make it to your lily pad
Is why you're leaping
Traffic's not breaking
In the street
Those crocks will crunch you playing Frogger!
You can't beat the timer
This game's so addicting you're there till close
You wish you could pull an all-nighter
Taxi's such a blighter
You will be run over, Better hop!
That bus will bash you playing Frogger! Frogger!
Need speed in hands and eyes
Those snakes will snatch you playing Frogger!
Irritating otter!
You'll become a pizza when in the road
Jump to move until you've plopped on pavement
Skills to prove while in this arcade's basement
In the groove this game is just so ribbiting
Even though your frog's in pain, This game you still are enjoying
Asphalt blend
Those bikes will break you playing Frogger!
Need to be a scholar
To figure out the pattern because it's tough
Although you're not a streetwise strider
Dune buggy collider
Also those bulldozers will leave you squashed
A joyless joystick playing Frogger! Frogger!
Watch out or you might die!
Those vans will vex you playing Frogger!
Hear you hoot and holler
It sounds like you're angry when you've been boned
For one last time this game is Frogger! Frogger!
Now be a man don't cry!
Although you really suck at Frogger!
Might think you're a baller!
When you're playing Tetris but now you'll groan
You'll bitch and moan
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An ode to a classic for sure! Some great lines in there, (ribbiting pun ftw!), and I also liked the phrase "joyless joystick". Very nice as always
"Flat and green like dollars" - Damn! I'll never be able to have money in my pocket again without thinking of Frogger now...
Well done, much more memorable and amusing than Buckner & Garcia's Frogger song (on the Pac Man Fever album some of us of a certain age can recall!). Could you have used a different word instead of "boned"? That has er, too many other connotations.
Way to croak, the PETA will sure whine about this. I remember playing this one, rarely made it to the end. When I mean the end, I meant the other side so in other words...I sucked!
(Artistry) Although I've never played Frogger, I know the feeling of an immensely tough game. Not at an arcade, though, but still. 555 extra lives!
(Artistry) Love the original game, and TOS. TMGLTM! Loved it. Some awkward phrasing and creative grammar caught me a few times, but I still loved it!
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