Song Parodies -> "Warmer-What Doesn't Chill You Makes you Warmer"

Original Song Title:

"Stronger -What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger"

Original Performer:

"Warmer-What Doesn't Chill You Makes you Warmer"

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The Lyrics

Christmas 2013 adaptation of her hit, Kelly’s feeling so much better than the fist-pumping angst of her hit work, with great results for her very sweet holiday album and the simultaneous (coincidental?) synergy of her marriage being all over the news.

You know the snow is fallin’
But I don’t mind the cold
With what we’re set to haul in,
My new CD has sold

You all wish the best for me,
That’s got me feeling good
And if the Fahrenheit is low now
I’m feeling blessed you see,
My agent knew I would
With Christmas bringing in the dough now

(chorus)
What doesn’t chill me,
Makes me warmer
Being hot is warmer
When my loyal fan-base can not resist
What doesn’t freeze me
Makes me hotter
Kelly knows you got her
You went out and bought her, for your list

What doesn’t freeze us
Makes us warmer
Warmer, my fans, the hearth and me
And with the buyers there to love me
Really there to love me
I love you, too, it’s Christmas ecstasy

["Thanks to you" section]
Thanks to you, I’ve got what’s on my list now
Thanks to you – I’m not pumping my fist now
Thanks to you all ‘cause you’re thinkin’ ‘bout me
This album’s start is such a great beginning
(repeat chorus)

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