[Trump babies with airhorns]

Boooooooooooo
Boooooooooooo
(This song is bullsh*t)
Boooooooooooo
(It’s pure garbage)
Boooooooooooo
(It’s too explicit)

[Nicki Minaj inside the body of Madonna]

The title of this song is so foul-mouthed and classless
I thought I could be hip when I would say the word “b*tch”
I act like I’m sixteen but really I’m fifty-six
The video for this song is f***ed up pretentious

I just wanna drink Miller Lite
(Get really drunk tonight)
Bad songs since “American Life”
No no no no
Let’s all throw up our brains tonight
(Gonna throw up... huuurrrrlllll!)

I just want to be famous
Copied off of Taylor Swift
Now everyone is so p*ssed
I just don’t give a
I am stupid; I am dumb
This song is weird and f*cked up
I’ve had enough of this junk
I like lasagna

[Lady Gaga (Nicki Minaj inside the body of Madonna)]

I’m Lady Gaga (“No, you’re supposed to say my name!”)

[Kanye West]

But I don’t wanna

*Random DJ: Hey, let’s skip to the next chorus, because if we do, we don’t have to hear the extremely terrible and classless part! (Clicks fast forward button)*

[Madonna inside the body of Nicki Minaj]

Everyone listen to me
Things here are not what they seem
This is just another meme
This ain’t Nirvana
This video’s a bunch of trash
OH MY GOSH, LOOK AT THAT CASH!!!
Anyway, listen to this:
I AM MADONNA

*Audience: OH MY GOSH, THERE ARE FAKERS IN OUR HOUSES!!! HOLY SH- - -“

*Commercial Break*

TAYLOR SWIFT’S HAIR: SPONSORED BY RAMEN NOODLES