-> "F-BOMB"
Original Song Title:
"S-BOMB"
Parody Song Title:
"F-BOMB"
The Lyrics
F is for is for a fornication spree,
B’s for ball bag bloated with boy seed,
O’s for orgasmic seethe,
M’s for manically breathe,
B’s for horny boar, as how he will rut when engorged.
Hard as steel in a foundry forged.
F-Bomb’s RE: reproduction, feel-good,
F-Bomb occurs when you’re in the mood.
Stuck in’s the sack bomber; if it’s capped it will not father.
“Duck” rhymes with word’s that’s taboo.
F is for far range, semantically,
B is for “boner,” “bush,” “buggery,”
O’s for “off,” word buckling onto, for emphasis, f**k ling’,
M’s for “mother,” which can precede “f**ker,” also “f**king,
B’s for barnyard banter used by some; by some deplored.
By curse-nursers it’s sure adored.
F-Bombs can be viewed as crude and lewd,
F-Bombs can reveal a surly ’tude.
A naughty locution; confess and get absolution.
F-Bomb, a sematic stew.
F-Bomb can be a guy pumping Sue,
F-Bomb is viewed by some as taboo.
Females and males quakin’ getting wet, epithet makin’.
F-Bombs on walls of the loo.
F-Bombs I don’t use—do you?!
[F-Bombs get bleeped on the tube]
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