-> "Seamen: Tars"
Original Song Title:
"BM Jar"
Parody Song Title:
"Seamen: Tars"
The Lyrics
Boat: ship; the synonyms are replete
on land and out there on the drink.
Eyeballing: gawking—ways things are seen, obscene and clean.
Stoolin’ equals squealin’, when “dump” it don’t mean.
Funny sounds.
As to what bowel movements are.
there are terms, even more.
Bowel movements can follow farts:
olfactorily rude.
Post-dump, a wipe, but enough of “shit shtik”. . .
near anagrams, but shtik’s K don’t well bode.
Just look at “cooler”: where cons can do time;
also a place to chill beer, fish, lunch meat, wine.
One group that fishes, seamen: tars
in boats: ships equipped with spars.
One group that fishes, seamen: tars. . .
frig in the rigging too.
One group that fishes, seamen: tars
in boats: ships equipped with spars.
But why do they call seamen “tars”?
Here’s what two sites* tell you:
The term comes to us from earlier days:
first employed in the seventeenth century, it goes back a ways.
Of these two sites, you can take either’s part
as to just how the term got its start.
I heart Web smarts
La Brea has its pits of tar,
where saber-tooth tiger bones are.
Smoker’s lungs are full of tar
for RIP rest: doom.
I’ve got to scram!
Abundance of bran.
To toilet I’ve trod. Unload that fressing and more!
Appearance like. . .
. . .BP tarballs on sand white.
(BM mardballs on white wipes)
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