-> "He Belongs To Me !!!!!"
Original Song Title:
"He Belongs With Me"
Parody Song Title:
"He Belongs To Me !!!!!"
The Lyrics
He Belongs To Me !!!!!!!
A brand new boy just moved in right next door
From out of town, he’s never heard of me before
He doesn’t know it, but I’m his new girlfriend
I see his bedroom right through my window
I know what he does and sees where he goes
That’s part of my job, being his new girlfriend
I have a camera pointed at his house
With a boom mike that even picks up a mouse
My GPS system can track him when he goes in or out
He’s my boyfriend, I have to know his whereabouts
Watch out girls here comes my new boyfriend
Get to close and it will be The End
Can’t you see
He belongs to me
He belongs to me !!!
He goes to my school, but doesn’t know my name
But I know that he loves me just the same
When he gives me that strange look
As he knocks down my school books
I know we haven’t gone out, but it will be soon
When he’s finished taunting me from across the room
And though he flings food at me at lunchtime
I know that he will be forever mine
He’s a bus rider, I’m a school walker
I can’t ride the bus cause they call me a stalker
Our true love will win out in the end
But first I have to make him my special friend
If you see him you better look the other way
Or you will have to answer to me today
Can’t you see
He belongs to me!!!
Standing by his back door, waiting for my love one
So I can zap him with my stun gun
Can’t you see
He belongs to me
He belongs to me!!!!
Late last night the police came to my home
And took me to a place where I could be all alone
With soft padded walls and a warm comfy bed
So they could crawl deep inside my head
Around the clock they will have to monitor me
But one day I hope to make them see
He belongs to me
He belongs to me!!!!
So I’m sitting alone in my padded cell
Hoping he will come over so I can tell him
He belongs to me
He belongs to me!!!
Somehow I have to make him see
To accept my own distorted reality
He belongs to me
He belongs to me!!!!!!
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