It feels like a perfect night
To draw Princess Peach Fanart
And make fun of sexist haters
Uh-uh, uh-uh
It feels like a perfect night
For the launch at midnight
To be hype with strangers
Uh-uh, uh-uh

Yeah
We’re happy, free, hype, manifesting at the same time
It’s beautiful and magical, oh, yeah
Tonight’s the night when we can make the deadlines
It’s time, oh-oh

I don’t know about you
But we’re all feeling twenty-two
Pretty soon Princess Peach Showtime
Will all be owned by you
You don’t know about us
But I’ll bet you want to
Everything will be alright if
Princess Peach Showtime were released on
Twenty-two, twenty-two

It seems like one of those nights
The launch event's too crowded
Too many feminists
Uh-uh, uh-uh (Who's Mario, anyway? Ew)
It seems like one of those nights
We ditch the manly things
And end up simpin'
Instead of playin'

Yeah
We're happy, free, hype, manifesting in the best way
It's beautiful and magical, oh, yeah
Tonight's the night when we're excited on the launch day
It's time, oh-oh

I don’t know about you
But we’re all feeling twenty-two
Pretty soon Princess Peach Showtime
Will all be owned by you
You don’t know about us
But I’ll bet you want to
Everything will be alright if
Princess Peach Showtime were released on
Twenty-two, twenty-two

It feels like one of those nights
We ditch masculinity
It feels like one of those nights
We'll all be simpin'
It feels like one of those nights
Mario's a bad dude.
I ain't gonna date you
I ain't gonna date you (You)
(Well, it's Princess Peach's night to shine, and Mario Luigi Bowser, and other men ain't gonna ruin it) yeah, eh-yeah

Chorus]
(Hey!) I don't know about you (I don't know about you)
But I'm feeling twenty-two
Everything will be alright if (Ooh)
You keep me next to you
You don't know about me (You don't know about me)
But I'll bet you want to
Everything will be alright if
We just keep dancing like we're (Dancing like we're twenty-two)
Twenty-two (Woah-oh), twenty-two (Dancing like)
Twenty-two (Yeah, yeah), twenty-two (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

It feels like one of those nights (Twenty-two)
We ditch masculinity
It feels like one of those nights (Twenty-two)
We'll all be simpin'
It feels like one of those nights (Twenty-two)
Mario's a bad dude.
I ain't gonna date you
I ain't gonna date you (You)