-> "How You Get the Win"
Original Song Title:
"How You Get the Girl"
Parody Song Title:
"How You Get the Win"
The Lyrics
Crew chief: Go, go, go!
Get out there and show them what you're made of!
J.C.: OK, chief, I'm on it!
Stuck in second place
Behind the 5 of Kasey Kahne (Kahne)
I'll pass him for the lead
And the crowd will go insane, -ane?
Say it's been a long six months (there are just twenty laps to go, Joe!)
And the checkered flag is the only thing I want, want (nineteen laps to go!)
And that's how it works
It's how I'll get the win
And then I'll say
I want that win for worse or better
I could race for this win forever and ever
If I wreck my car, the crew will put it back together
I could hold the other guys off forever and ever
And that's how it works
That's how you get the win, win (yeah!)
And that's how it works
It's how you get the win, win
Crash out on Lap 293, 293
When you've prepared your victory speech, speech
I'll them how I must've lost my mind (Joe, there's always the next race).
Because I wasn't first across the finish line, line (Who cares? I'll still get in the Chase somehow).
And that's how it works
That's how you lost the race
And now you say
I want that win for worse or better
I could race forever and ever (ever and ever)
I wrecked my car; the crew will put it back together
I'll remember this race forever and ever
And that's how it works
It's how you get the win, win, oh
And that's how it works
It's how you get the win, win, yeah
And you could know, oh
That I'll win at Pocono
I could crash out on Lap 93
Even after writing my victory speech
And I'll come back next week, yeah, yeah
And then you say I want the win for worse or for better (worse or for better)
I would keep racing forever and ever (ever and ever)
If I wreck my car; my crew will put it back together
I could race forever and ever (I could race forever and ever)
And that's how it works
It's how you get the win, win, oh
(That's how it works) And that's how it works
It's how you get the win, win, oh (get the win)
(It's how it works) And that's how it works
It's how you get the win, win, oh
And that's how it works
It's how you get the win, win, oh
And that's how it works
That's how I got the win
(J.C.: I'm definitely in the Chase for sure now!)
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