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Song Parodies -> "Apple Shop"
Original Song Title:
"Shake It Off"
Original Performer:
Taylor Swift
Parody Song Title:
"Apple Shop"
Parody Written by:
Christopher Long
The Lyrics
Taylor Swift endeavours to choose a new phone.
My iPad's out of date
My phone is in a state
I need an upgrade mmm-mmm
Need an upgrade mmm-mmm
It just can't update
But I hope they see me today
I need an upgrade mmm-mmm
Need an upgrade mmm-mmm
The data I'm losing
The screen keeps on freezing
With the Apple geniuses on my side
They will make everything alright
So many new products on display-play-play-play-play
This'll be a great day-day-day-day-day
I am on my way-way-way-way-way
To the Apple Shop, the Apple Shop.
Windows PCs are so fake-fake-fake-fake-fake
These products are great-great-great-great-great
I am on my way-way-way-way-way
To the Apple Shop, the Apple Shop.
This is such a treat
The watches are so sweet
But they are a bit pricey mmm-mmm
They're a bit pricey mmm-mmm
I like the new iPhone
There are great products on show
But they are a bit pricey mmm-mmm
They're a bit pricey mmm-mmm
Having a hard time choosing
Apple are always improving
All their engineers
Who work here
Must be really bright!
Can I take this away-way-way-way-way
I can barely wait-wait-wait-wait-wait
Or I will be dismayed-mayed-mayed-mayed-mayed
Apple Shop! Apple Shop!
Lesser products would break-break-break-break-break
But they'll be proven fakes-fakes-fakes-fakes-fakes
I'm getting ready to pay-pay-pay-pay-pay
Apple Shop, Apple shop.
Apple Shop, Apple shop.
Apple Shop, Apple shop.
By the way,
Do I have to connect this with some wires?
And how long's the guarantee being sold?
The deal you've given me is so sweet!
My ex-phone's at it's life's end
So I came to shop.
These phones just won't break.
I'm getting an icy stare
From the lady over there
I'm taking too long, maybe
She can wait-wait-wait...
How much should I pay-pay-pay-pay-pay
$120k-k-k-k-k
I'm just gonna check-check-check-check-check
The phone down the street, down the street.
How much should I pay-pay-pay-pay-pay
$120k-k-k-k-k
I'm just gonna check-check-check-check-check
The phone down the street, down the street.
Not the Apple Shop, Apple Shop
Uh-uh the Apple Shop, Apple Shop
Uh-uh the Apple Shop, Apple Shop
Uh-uh the Apple Shop, Apple Shop
My phone is in a state
I need an upgrade mmm-mmm
Need an upgrade mmm-mmm
It just can't update
But I hope they see me today
I need an upgrade mmm-mmm
Need an upgrade mmm-mmm
The data I'm losing
The screen keeps on freezing
With the Apple geniuses on my side
They will make everything alright
So many new products on display-play-play-play-play
This'll be a great day-day-day-day-day
I am on my way-way-way-way-way
To the Apple Shop, the Apple Shop.
Windows PCs are so fake-fake-fake-fake-fake
These products are great-great-great-great-great
I am on my way-way-way-way-way
To the Apple Shop, the Apple Shop.
This is such a treat
The watches are so sweet
But they are a bit pricey mmm-mmm
They're a bit pricey mmm-mmm
I like the new iPhone
There are great products on show
But they are a bit pricey mmm-mmm
They're a bit pricey mmm-mmm
Having a hard time choosing
Apple are always improving
All their engineers
Who work here
Must be really bright!
Can I take this away-way-way-way-way
I can barely wait-wait-wait-wait-wait
Or I will be dismayed-mayed-mayed-mayed-mayed
Apple Shop! Apple Shop!
Lesser products would break-break-break-break-break
But they'll be proven fakes-fakes-fakes-fakes-fakes
I'm getting ready to pay-pay-pay-pay-pay
Apple Shop, Apple shop.
Apple Shop, Apple shop.
Apple Shop, Apple shop.
By the way,
Do I have to connect this with some wires?
And how long's the guarantee being sold?
The deal you've given me is so sweet!
My ex-phone's at it's life's end
So I came to shop.
These phones just won't break.
I'm getting an icy stare
From the lady over there
I'm taking too long, maybe
She can wait-wait-wait...
How much should I pay-pay-pay-pay-pay
$120k-k-k-k-k
I'm just gonna check-check-check-check-check
The phone down the street, down the street.
How much should I pay-pay-pay-pay-pay
$120k-k-k-k-k
I'm just gonna check-check-check-check-check
The phone down the street, down the street.
Not the Apple Shop, Apple Shop
Uh-uh the Apple Shop, Apple Shop
Uh-uh the Apple Shop, Apple Shop
Uh-uh the Apple Shop, Apple Shop
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