-> "New Blog"
Original Song Title:
"Blank Space"
Parody Song Title:
"New Blog"
Parody Written by:
Freya
The Lyrics
Nice to find you, where you been,
You could show me incredible things,
Magic, madness, heaven, sin,
Looked you up and I thought;
Oh my god, look at these clips,
You look like my next big fix,
I’ll find you on Netflix.
Stunts, effects and hot guys,
You read fangirls like a magazine,
Ain’t funny when spoilers fly,
You’re recommended to me;
So hey, who needs friends,
I’ll bribe them back when this one ends,
Just make my OTP hold hands,
Cause I can watch up to season 7 in a weekend.
(chorus part 1)
It’s not gonna last forever,
It will surely go down in flames,
I’ll be wondering when it’s over,
If the high was worth the pain,
Got a long list of ex-favourites,
They all drove me insane,
Cause the writers love the drama,
And I love their games;
(chorus part 2)
Cause I’m a geek who’s restless,
I’ll take this way too far,
It’ll leave me breathless,
Or emotionally scarred,
Got a long list of ex-favourites,
They all drove me insane,
But I’ve got a new blog baby,
And I’ll type your name.
Worried lip, bloodshot eyes,
Want to buy all the merch, I’m not rich,
Meet-up misses, feeble lies,
You’re my world, baby I’m your bitch;
Ignore what we want,
Make us wait for ten months,
But the worst is yet to come;
Screaming, crying, perfect storm,
You can make all the tables turn,
More dying as we mourn,
Keep me second guessing like;
Oh my god, who is she,
I get drunk on fantasy,
I will only stop to pee,
Cause darling you’re a nightmare dressed like a daydream.
(chorus part 1 & 2)
I only watch shows of they’re torture,
Don’t say I didn’t, say I didn’t warn ya,
(repeat both lines)
(chorus part 1 & 2)
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