I took a big dive, a bit of me broke
I swear that I'm fine but that'd be lyin', I know
Happened a few weeks ago
You'd think it would stay in my mem'ry but that's a "No"

'Cause I still reach for the snacks closest to me
When that side can't be movin' at all, you see
I'm kind of a dipshit, it's sad but true
Told to avoid movin' the broken parts
So they'll heal over to undo the harm
My reflexes didn't hear you

Call me a dunce, I can't deny that term suits me, for sure
Sling on my arm, doctor's appalled, ooh-whoa-oh
But I'm a dunce, I just can't stop movin' it 'round like so
Sling on my arm, doctor's appalled, ooh-whoa-oh
'Cause I'm a dunce, keep on flailin', flailin'
Ooh-whoa-oh, ooh-whoa-oh
A total dunce, know I should stop but I keep flailin', flailin'
Doctor's appalled, ooh-whoa-oh, I'm such a dunce

But to say I'm at fault here solely
Would be obfuscation, the blame is also lyin' with thee
You keep on askin' me
To hold on to shit while on the side that's wrong, you see

Know I can't reach without further injury
And I know you've seen that my reaction speed
Is way faster than my damn brain, it's true (afraid it's true, oh)
It's not a joy to re-wreck those parts
But I can't help it, tryin' to stop's hard
When joinin' that, no-one wants to (don't want to)

Yes, I'm a dunce, takes more than one to bring this pain, for sure
Sling on my arm, doctor's appalled, ooh-whoa-oh
When you're the dunce, I take the brunt while you're still free to go
Sling on my arm (my arm), doctor's appalled, ooh-whoa-oh
Yes, you're a dunce (hey), start my flailin', flailin' (flailin')
Ooh-whoa-oh, ooh-whoa-oh
A total dunce, know you should stop but I keep flailin' (flailin'), flailin' (flailin')
Doctor's appalled, ooh-whoa-oh, you're such a dunce

My health's in risk 'cause I keep flexin', no broken bones are mendin'
Doc's aneurysm's pendin'
I need a warnin' sign printed on my t-shirt "This one is a putz!
You should leave 'em be or they will crush all of their bones up" Hope that's enough

'Cause I'm a dunce, so hard to stop doin' bad stuff, for sure
Sling on my arm, doctor's appalled, ooh-whoa-oh
A foolish dunce, healin' me up is what this thing's here for
Sling on my arm, doctor's appalled, ooh-whoa-oh
I'm such a dunce, might need some duct tape to force me to slow
Sling on my arm (my arm), doctor's appalled (appalled), ooh-whoa-oh
Can't be a dunce, must stop flailin', flailin'
Ooh-whoa-oh, ooh-whoa-oh (ooh-ooh-whoa-oh-oh)
You're still a dunce because you're causin' all my flailin', flailin'
Doctor's appalled, ooh-whoa-oh, you're such a dunce