-> "We Are Never Ever Ever Meeting Each Other"
Original Song Title:
"We Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together"
Parody Song Title:
"We Are Never Ever Ever Meeting Each Other"
Parody Written by:
Aggie
The Lyrics
I remember when you doxxed me for the first time
I said "This is it, I've had enough," 'cause like
I don’t a fan stalking every month
I told you I need my space. (WTF?)
Then you come around again and say
"You suck, I hate you and I’m only thirteen years old. "
Remember how that lasted for a day?
I say, "leave me alone, please" you DM me, I go cold
Ooh, you called the cops again last night
But, ooh, this time I'll report you, I'll report you
We are never ever ever meeting each other
We are never ever ever meeting each other
You go hang with your fans, follow my friends, stalk me
But we are never ever ever ever meeting each other
Like, ever
I'm really gonna miss you picking fights
And tracking whenever I logged off at night
And I would hide away, take some time just for me
You’re probably watching some gamer cooler than me
Ooh, you called me up again tonight
But ooh, this time I'm blocking you, I'm blocking you
We are never, ever, ever meeting each other
We are never, ever, ever meeting each other
You go hang with my fans, follow my friends, stalk me (such a creep)
But we are never ever ever ever meeting each other
Ooh, yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Oh oh oh
I used to think every fan was a friend
And I used to say, "Don’t be mean ever…"
Uggg... so you message me and you’re like, "I will call the cops."
And I'm like... "I just... this is dangerous, you know, right
We are never meeting each other. Like, ever"
No!
We are never ever ever meeting each other
We are never ever ever meeting each other
You go hang with my fans, follow my friends, stalk me
But we are never ever ever ever meeting each other
We, ooh, meeting each other, ohhh
We, ooh, meeting each other
You go hang with my fans, follow my friends, stalk me (such a creep)
But we are never ever ever ever meeting each other
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