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Song Parodies -> "Laundry Queen"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing Queen"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ABBA

Parody Song Title:

"Laundry Queen"

Parody Written by:

Kerri Thornton

The Lyrics

I can wash,I can dry,folding is my life(oooh)
See that stain,pretreating,I am the Laundry Queen

Morning's here and the kids are gone
Look down the hall and I start to yawn
There it is again, I can see it from a mile
It is the laundry pile

Everyones clothes are there
Theres one hundred pairs of underwear
With a little soap,fabric softner too
They will look like new
And then I will give them to you

I am the Laundry Queen watch me throw the clothes,in the machine
Laundry Queen,they better start separating before I get mean(oh yeah)
I can wash,I can dry,folding is my life(oooh)
See that stain,pretreating,I am the Laundry Queen

Washers done,turn the dryer on
Socks are missing,and so are my thongs
Looking everywhere for them,all around the house
Boy am I getting mad
Actually I'm getting sad

I am the Laundry Queen,watch me throw the clothes,in the machine
Laundry Queen,they better start separating,before I get mean(oh yeah)
I can wash,I can dry,folding is my life(ooooh)
See that stain,pretreating,I am the Laundry Queen

I am the Laundry Queen
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Overall Rating: 4.3
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Birgitta - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good.I was laughing in my chair. : ) (You should see MY laundry.....)
Adagio - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Paces well!!
neither "decade police" nor "anonymous" - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Scuse me, but the original came out in the 70s. Abba didn't have any hits in the 60s. >rolleyes<
mac - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh, I can picture you flinging shirts into the machine as you dip and twirl.
Johnny D - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Good clean fun!
Guy - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Why do some people make a big deal out of what decade gets listed in the URL, for cryin' out loud. Hey neither "decade police" nor "anonymous", you could have at least said something about the song with your bitchin'. This writer probably took a good bit of time with this one.

Pay no mind to the hecklers, Kerri. I liked your parody. Well done.
Diva - February 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent!
Ingeborg - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Everyday clean humor, if you'll pardon the pun--and a decent attempt at keeping the rhymes/pacing, though it was off in a few lines. 4-5-4 from me!

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