Song Parodies -> "Sarah Palin (did it)"

Original Song Title:

"Sarah Jackman"

Original Performer:

"Sarah Palin (did it)"

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The Lyrics

After the liberal spin on the Tucson massacre, I wanted to update 2Eagle's satire about Sarah Palin becoming the GOP's 2008 VP candidate. She's come a long way, baby, is now the front-runner in a wide field of GOP contenders, and therefore is the chief target (oops) of the political left. CHFUDNKTOS.

(Hello?) [1]
Is this GOP-WIN-2012? [2]
(Speaking.)
Sarah?
(Yep.)

Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin,
Why are you red-white-blue?
When you ruled Alaska,
John McCain would ask ya
To rescue his to-do.

Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin,
You can shoot, bring in loot.
You act like a smarty
Leading that Tea Party.
Sharp's your tongue, but too young.

Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin,
Could you cool Barack's rule?
What about Mike Huck-bee?
(He'd need to be lucky.)
How is Tim Pawlenty?
(Let's run him in '20.)
Risin' Marco Rube-yo?
(I'd win on YouTube though.)
Can you see Mitt Romney?
(Next to me, a zombie.)
Would you side with Bush III?
('Gainst Jeb I'd be pushy.)
Where's good Bobby Jindal?
(He could never win, dull.)
Now why not Mitch Daniels?
(Won't buy what that man sells.)
Chance for Haley Barbour?
(Others sway me far more.)
Can you hold off Mike Pence?
('Round him build a spike fence.)
What's your say on Judd Gregg?
(He would lay a dud egg.)
How about Paul Ryan?
(From this bout he's shyin'.)
What's wrong with John Bolton?
(His song has gone molten.)
Et tu, Michele Bachmann?
(We two need to talk, man.)
What if Herman Cain runs?
(I will pick his brain, tons.)
He's twice you. He's spice too.

Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin,
When you speak, lefties freak.
Why can't right be quiet?
Don't incite a riot.
Astro-Huns mass, show guns.

Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin,
Pundits blue most fear you.
'Cause you placed those bulls-eyes,
Truth's replaced by fools wise:
You're to blame. They've no shame.

Left wing's game is so lame.
(Much the same, since I came.)
Dubnik's cue (clues so few)
Grew on blue, (news untrue)
'Cusing you. (Soon they'll rue.)

[1] Her responses (pure fiction) do not represent her opinions about rivals.
[2] Don't dial that bogus phone number; it's in unused US area code 467.

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JP - January 17, 2011 - Report this comment

I can't stand people like you. Don't get me wrong...I can't stand hardcore liberals either. People that can only see one side, "us vs. them" and "our side is always right no matter what and the other side is always wrong". Conservatives, liberals...all of you suck.

BJM - January 17, 2011 - Report this comment

JP: It's good to "hear" from one who at least is "fair and balanced". In the middle section, I thought I would be giving liberals something to laugh about.
I forgot to credit Christine Nelson who sang the response lines in TOS.
Now I prefer "fools' lies" to "fools wise" near the end.

Dana Mathewson - January 17, 2011 - Report this comment

Oy vay, Barry, this is great. It's always good to be reminded of Allan Sherman and his wonderful body of work. As for JP, "a kluger vaist vos er zogt, a nar zogt vos er vaist."

Mark Scotti - January 17, 2011 - Report this comment

Funny stuff, yu betcha!!!

John Barry - January 17, 2011 - Report this comment

What a "Rogue" list.

BJM - January 17, 2011 - Report this comment

Thanks to DM, MS & JB. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did writing it.

TJC - January 17, 2011 - Report this comment

Excellent rhymin', visual verbiage and even better skewerin'...!

The Buddha at the Rockies - January 17, 2011 - Report this comment

There ain't a "liberal" spin on the Tucson blood bath. It's the "us vs. them" attitude that has sickened American society for years. So many politicians and Hollyweird types have gotten away with fraud, stealing, DUI, dope, lies, murder and such that so many people worship these turds and the atmosphere is so that people think "if they can get away with crimes so can I". The use of violent imagery to promote their agenda is egotistical and unfit for a democracy. Obama and Congress met each other 1/2 the way for the tax issue around Christmas time. Why can't we have more of that instead of people throwing temper tantrums and bellowing like oxen all the time?

See you in Hell - January 18, 2011 - Report this comment

You have no facts, no logic, and no credibility, blood-libeling leftards. Soon you'll have no Senate and no Executive either.

Loughner Wannabe Eric Fuller - January 18, 2011 - Report this comment

You're dead, whores! gatewaypundit.rightnetwork.com/2011/01/go-figure-leftist-hero-eric-fuller-has-long-history-of-violent-unhinged-behavior/

10:10 - January 18, 2011 - Report this comment

Don't worry; no pressure.

Old Man Ribber - January 18, 2011 - Report this comment

What's wrong with this funny parody of a Sherman parody? Nothing in my book, but mention Sarah Palin here without the usual string of libels and obscenities and...sheesh! I'll applaud JAB (the parodic scourge of Palin, Bachman, and Boehner) for judging this on merit alone. It didn't take a Nostradamus to predict that those who oppose the left would be given the total blame for this horrible tragedy. Now it appears that merely writing a comedic parody which doesn't demonize a conservative is the "hate speech". Are Kum-Bah-Yah parodies still acceptable here? (No symbol ;D this time. I'm not smiling!)

BJM - January 21, 2011 - Report this comment

Thanks, TJC & OMR, for countering a record 5 unobombs.
I misspelled Sheriff Clarence Dupnik's surname; it's Dipstick. ;=)

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