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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted |
|---|---|---|---|
| Flower Children Become Seniors | Try to Remember | The Fantasticks | |
| The Hebrew and the Muslim (Shiite and Sunni) | The Farmer and the Cowman | The Cast Of The Musical Oklahoma | |
| Poor Abu's Dead | Poor Jud is Dead | The Cast Of The Musical Oklahoma | |
| Onward, Muslim Soldiers | Onward, Christian Soldiers | Traditional | |
| Swift Boat | Shrimp Boats | Jo Stafford | |
| Osama (bin Laden) | Manana (tomorrow) | Peggy Lee | |
| Kansas City (now) | Kansas City (then) | the cast of the musical Oklahoma | |
| Old Chernobyl | Blueberry Hill | Fats Domino | |
| My Scary Chernobyl | My Merry Oldsmobile | Patti Page | |
| Onward, Martha Stewart | Onward, Christian Soldiers | Traditional | |
| Onward, Michael Schiavo | Onward, Christian Soldiers | Traditional | |
| Alt. Things Bright and Beautiful | All Things Bright and Beautiful | Traditional | |
| Twelve Days in Congress | Twelve Days of Christmas | Traditional | |
| Sleeper Cells | Silver Bells | Kate Smith | |
| My Pants Weighed Low | I Can't Say No | The Cast Of The Musical Oklahoma | |
| Sad Hussein | Tom Dooley | The Kingston Trio | |
| Growin' up to Win | Blowin' in the Wind | Bob Dylan | |
| Never Confess | Nevertheless | Anne Murray | |
| Fever (we'll Be Mourning) | Fever (in The Morning) | Peggy Lee | |
| Fever (Global Warming) | Fever (In The Morning) | Peggy Lee | |
| Pelosi Flies Over The Ocean | My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean | Tony Sheridan with The Beatles | |
| Scarred by Ho Hair | Scarborough Fair | Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel | |
| Hugo Cha(vez take me rancho) | Matilda (she take me money) | Harry Belafonte | |
| Corn Farmer is the Man (for Ethanol) | The Farmer is the Man (Who Feeds Us All) | Pete Seeger | |
| Too Great Now | Too Late Now | Jane Monheit | |
| A Parody is Like a Malady | A Pretty Girl is Like a Melody | Irving Berlin | |
| Liberal Stings (yike, no end to them) | England Swings (like a pendulum) | Roger Miller | |
| MAHMOUD (a man who'd end the world too soon) | MOTHER (a word that means the world to me) | Eddy Arnold | |
| When Murtha Brings Earmarks Home | When Johnny Comes Marching Home | Traditional | |
| Though We're Closing The Book, Let's Not Spike Chr | It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas | Johnny Mathis | |
| He Ain't Imbecilic or Slow | It Ain't Necessarily So | Ira Gershwin | |
| Come Back Clintons | Come Back Liza | Harry Belafonte | |
| Tongue That's Tart | Young At Heart | Frank Sinatra | |
| I Get to Pick From This Zoo | I Get a Kick Out of You | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Obama | Oh Johnny | Andrews Sisters | |
| Barack and Hillary | Jack and Jill | Traditional Nursery Rhyme | |
| Not Proud to be Linked to Farrakhan | I'm Proud to be an American | Lee Greenwood | |
| I Left Dry Fart in San Francisco | I Left My Heart in San Francisco | Frank Sinatra | |
| Were You There When He Threw His GD Sword? | Were You There When They Crucified My Lord? | Traditional | |
| Bush Brings On Iraq | Dancing in the Dark | Frank Sinatra | |
| Chicago (That Obama Town) | Chicago (That Toddling Town) | Tony Bennett | |
| Unity (NH) | Jealousy | Frankie Laine | |
| Sly Barack Flies Over the Ocean | My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean | Traditional | |
| Energy | Jealousy | Frankie Laine | |
| Hawaiian Dreading Song | Hawaiian Wedding Song | Andy Williams | |
| Bold Hack Joe | Old Black Joe | Traditional | |
| Obama's Song (he's never bin afore) | Sir Joseph's Song (HMS Pinafore) | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| Hussein Barry | Richard Cory | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| 76 Rahm Clones | 76 Trombones | The Music Man (Musical) | |
| Carried Barack New Blue Virginia | Carry Me Back To Old Virginny | Eddy Arnold | |
| al-Qaida is Sly | A Guy is a Guy | Doris Day | |
| Seat for Sale | Love for Sale | Billie Holiday | |
| Bamalot | Camelot | Robert Goulet | |
| Lots of Problems | Not My Problem | Celebration (musical) | |
| Penetration | Celebration | Celebration (musical) | |
| I've Not Hot Tub To Keep Me Warm | I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm | Billie Holiday | |
| He's Sorry Now (Timothy Geithner) | Who's Sorry Now | Connie Francis | |
| SEC (vs. Madoff) | Yesterday | Beatles | |
| Abe, Pig Spender | Hey, Big Spender | Peggy Lee | |
| Many (Lobbyists) Bring Woes | Anything Goes | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Too Much Pork | Too Darn Hot | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Two Members From Maine | Remember the Maine | Traditional | |
| Nix-free (Land) or Fix-me (Land) | Dixie (Land) | Traditional | |
| When Pirate Guys Are Smiling | When Irish Eyes Are Smiling | Traditional | |
| I'm Obaman | I Am Woman | Helen Reddy | |
| I Won't Please Ev'rybody | I Wanna Be Somebody | Celebration musical | |
| Who Wants to be a CEO? (in USA) | Who Wants to be a Millionaire? | Frank Sinatra | |
| Go Down Barack (Close Guantanamo) | Go Down Moses (Let My People Go) | Traditional | |
| We Are Climbing Bailout's Ladder | We Are Climbing Jacob's Ladder | Traditional | |
| Barack's the Man Today | Marry the Man Today | Guys and Dolls | |
| He Obama, She Obama (Michelle-O) | Miya Sama, Miya Sama (Mikado) | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| Set The One Signin' | Let The Sunshine In | Hair (musical) | |
| EIT (Enhanced Interrogation Techniques) | Jealousy | Frankie Laine | |
| Blame it on Barack Obama | Blame it on the Boss Nova | Eydie Gorme | |
| Pelosi Lies Over Faux Torture | My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean | Traditional | |
| Apologist | Aquarius | Hair musical | |
| Air (2009 pollution) | Air (1968 pollution) | Hair (musical) | |
| Si Bon Cest (It's So Good) | Siboney (Cuba) | Nana Mouskouri | |
| In the Waiting Room | I Will Wait for You | Andy Williams | |
| Latina | Maneater | Daryl Hall | |
| Looking for Pelosi | Looking for my Donna | Hair (musical) | |
| Jihad Wacky | Jabberwocky | Lewis Carroll | |
| I'm Now More Clever (Obama Care) | It's Now or Never (My Love Won't Wait) | Elvis Presley | |
| Obama's Fly | The Blue-Tailed Fly | Traditional | |
| The Census Meddler (from ACORN) | The Old Dope Peddler | Tom Lehrer | |
| Whatever Became of Michael? | Whatever Became of Hubert? | Tom Lehrer | |
| Barack Don Crown | Wernher Von Braun | Tom Lehrer | |
| Poor Socialist Nation (B. H. Obama) | Pure Imagination (from Willy Wonka) | Gene Wilder | |
| Cap 'n' Trade as the House Careens | Captain Jinks of the Horse Marines | J. Harold Murray | |
| The White House Turned Over | The White Cliffs Of Dover | Kate Smith | |
| Breaking In Is Hard To Do | Breaking Up Is Hard To Do | Neil Sedaka | |
| Obama Joy | (O) Danny Boy | Celtic Woman | |
| The Vile West Ain't Where I Want to Be | The Wild West Is Where I Want to Be | Tom Lehrer | |
| Happy Birthday Sir President | Happy Birthday Mr. President | Marilyn Monroe | |
| I Can Give You Anything By GOV | I Can't Give You Anything But Love | Diana Krall | |
| If Obama Cared | If I Didn't Care | Billie Holiday | |
| Land of Free Nation | Cherokee Nation | Paul Revere & the Raiders | |
| God's Left America | God Bless America | Kate Smith | |
| Heartless America | God Bless America | Kate Smith | |
| Spelling Tree (SCRABBLE) | Jealousy | Frankie Laine | |
| Congress I Love Blue | P.S. I Love You | Billie Holiday | |
| Afghani Vote Song (Pray-o) | Banana Boat Song (Day-o) | Harry Belafonte | |
| For He Is American (BHO) | For He Is an Englishman | Gilbert And Sullivan | |
| The Don Dark of D.C. (BHO) | The Monarch of the Sea | Gilbert And Sullivan | |
| With a Lotta Help From Schoolkids | With a Little Help From My Friends | The Beatles | |
| Confess, You Hoped to Change Health Plan | I Guess I'll have to Change My Plan | Rudy Vallee | |
| An Acorn Fell | A Blossom Fell | Nat King Cole | |
| Can't Anybody Be My Pal? (H1N1 Flu) | Has Anybody Seen My Gal? | Joseph Brenner Sr | |
| Kings Are Held In Bought Esteem | Things Are Seldom What They Seem | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| Health Care Is Broken (USA) | Morning Has Broken | Cat Stevens | |
| Battle Him For The Republic | Battle Hymn Of The Republic | Traditional | |
| The One's Decider Now (Obama) | You're Undecided Now | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Wonderful One Visits Copenhagen | Wonderful Wonderful Copenhagen | Danny Kaye | |
| A White Lab Coat (Docs in Smocks) | A White Sport Coat | Marty Robbins | |
| I'm Betting Plenty Spent All O's Virtue | I'm Getting Sentimental Over You | Barry Manilow | |
| Barack's Posse's Coming to Town | Santa Claus Is Coming to Town | Frank Sinatra | |
| White House Brass | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| The Foes (of Obama) Lay On The Ground | The Snow Lay On The Ground | Traditional | |
| Obama Frowns on Washington* | O Little Town of Bethlehem | Traditional | |
| All I Want by New Year's Is My Health Care Bill | All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth | Traditional | |
| O Come Twitter Children | O Come Little Children | Traditional | |
| Has Any Army Meaner Gal? | Has Anybody Seen My Gal? | Joseph Brenner Sr. | |
| Streets of Killeen TX (Fort Hood) | Streets of Laredo (or El Paso) | Traditional | |
| Cohones Test Fight of the Week | The Lonliest Night of the Week | Frank Sinatra | |
| Globe's Warming's True, Peer | You Can't Be True, Dear | Patti Page | |
| You Can't Play Through, Dear | You Can't Be True, Dear | Patti Page | |
| O Huckabee | O Christmas Tree | Traditional | |
| O Tan Obama | O Tannenbaum | Traditional | |
| A Tan Obama | O Tannenbaum | Traditional | |
| I Muffed My Part In Copenhagen | I Left My Heart In San Francisco | Frank Sinatra | |
| Go, "Rambo" Rahm Emanuel | O Come, O Come, Emmanuel | Traditional | |
| Str'ight Christmas | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| This Is O(bama)'s Country | This Is My Country | Patriotic | |
| Altered Language Shrine (am I right) | Auld Lang Syne | Traditional | |
| It's Obama's World | It's a Small World | Disneyland Attraction | |
| I've Got Goo Under My Shorts | I've Got You Under My Skin | Frank Sinatra | |
| O Lamp Types Three | O Christmas Tree | Traditional | |
| All of You (TSA body scans) | All of You | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Old Man Ribber (whoever he is) | Ol' Man River | Frank Sinatra | |
| We'll Impeach Thee (Congressperson) | We Beseech Thee (God the Father) | Godspell | |
| I Stood With Pants Alight (Flight 253) | I Could Have Danced All Night | My Fair lady | |
| I've Grown Accustomed To His Race | I've Grown Accustomed To Her Face | Andy Williams | |
| Khalid Wins New York (KSM trial) | Autumn in New York | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Don't Ask, Don't Tell | New York, New York | Frank Sinatra | |
| Those TARP-Dangled Bailouts | The Star-Spangled Banner | Kate Smith | |
| Vets Do It (Let's Call O. 'Dove') | Let's Do It (Let's Fall In Love) | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Growin' Sun and Wind (Power) | Blowin' In The Wind | Bob Dylan | |
| Don't Cut Me Off (on a highway) | Don't Fence Me In (on a range) | Roy Rogers | |
| Sharing Of The Green (greenbacks) | Wearing Of The Green (shamrocks) | Irish Rebels | |
| Call 'May Day!' (income tax audit) | Galway Bay | Daniel O'Donnell | |
| The Unpassable Scheme (Plan of Le Health Care) | The Impossible Dream (Man of La Mancha) | Andy Williams | |
| They Diddle, Fiddle (Congress) | Hey Diddle Diddle (& 4 others) | Nursery Rhyme | |
| Mutual Legislative Conspiracy | Mutual Admiration Society | Teresa Brewer | |
| The Bill That Can Carry (ObamaCare) | The Girl That I Marry | Frank Sinatra | |
| (Hang Down Your Head) Bart Stupak | (Hang Down Your Head) Tom Dooley | The Kingston Trio | |
| Surgery (sounds so ghastly) | Sodomy (sounds so nasty) | Hair (musical) | |
| Speaker of the House | Master of the House | Les Miserables (musical) | |
| Duller Shade (Obama) | Colored Spade (with n-words) | Hair (musical) | |
| Who's Last? (shedding The Bomb) | Who's Next? (getting The Bomb) | Tom Lehrer | |
| Tea Party's Shrill | My Heart Stood Still | Frank Sinatra | |
| Wanted (The One) | Wanted (Someone) | Perry Como | |
| For All They Crow (Republicans) | For All We Know (We may never ... ) | Nat King Cole | |
| That Health Care Plan (ObamaCare) | Green Eggs And Ham | Theodor Seuss Geisel | |
| April Cowers (Tax Day Glowers) | April Showers (Bring May Flowers) | Al Jolson | |
| When Blue Has Gone Astray | When You Are Old And Gray | Tom Lehrer | |
| Fannie (Mae) Or Freddie (Mac) And Lenders | Frankie And Johnny Were Lovers | Elvis Presley | |
| Call Us Irresponsible (Arizona) | Call Me Irresponsible (mad for you) | Frank Sinatra | |
| Barack Obama (former IL Senator) | George Murphy (former CA Senator) | Tom Lehrer | |
| On Hold, Mexico | In Old Mexico | Tom Lehrer | |
| New Scary Spill (Crude Oil) | Blueberry Hill | Fats Domino | |
| November Song (U.S. elections) | September Song | Willie Nelson | |
| Blame Obama's Glossing Over | Blame It On The Bossa Nova | Eydie Gorme | |
| North Of The Border | South Of The Border | Gene Autry | |
| Mayday! This Border's Full (stalling by gov) | They Say It's Wonderful (falling in love) | Bernadette Peters | |
| Jabbing Rock (under the Gulf) | Jabberwocky | Lewis Carroll | |
| Barack Obama, Hope And Change | Eternal Father, Strong To Save | Traditional Hymn | |
| BP Cared (Beyond Petrol) | Be Prepared (Boy Scouts' Motto) | Tom Lehrer | |
| Marxist Elena (Kagan) | Maria Elena | Jimmy Dorsey | |
| Trust None To Close Springs (of crude oil) | Just One Of Those Things | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Who Voted '1-1-1' | Who Wrote The Book Of Love | The Monotones | |
| Middle East Lullaby | MLF Lullaby | Tom Lehrer | |
| With Dry Eyes Wide Open, I'm Reaming (rationed care) | With My Eyes Wide Open, I'm Dreaming | Patti Page | |
| This 'Heil' West's Not Where We Want to Be | The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be | Tom Lehrer | |
| Happy Birthday, 'Present' President | Happy Birthday, Mister President | Marilyn Monroe | |
| Why Won't You Behave? (Taliban) | Why Can't You Behave? (My Lover) | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| I Had A Golden Ticket (Charlie Rangel) | I've Got A Golden Ticket | Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory | |
| Is He Is Or Is He Ain't (Obama) | Is She Is Or Is She Ain't | The Talbot Brothers of Bermuda | |
| Don't Lie, Joe (R. Biden) | Don't Cry, Joe (Let Her Go) | Frank Sinatra | |
| ObamaCare (bound for the rocks) | The Thing (found in a box) | Phil Harris | |
| Been My Wife's Companion | Be My Life's Companion | Mills Brothers | |
| Fool's Ways (Obama) | School Days (The 3 R's) | Traditional | |
| Please Don't Talk About Me Like a Dawg | Please Don't Talk About Me When I'm Gone | Frank Sinatra | |
| I'll Never Fail to Vote Again | I'll Never Fall in Love Again | Mary Chapin Carpenter | |
| Smoking Is Not Wise (in NYC) | Smoke Gets In(to) Your Eyes | Hoagy Carmichael | |
| Smoking in New York | Autumn in New York | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Shariah | Maria | West Side Story (Musical) | |
| They're Either Three Ones or Three Fives | They're Either Too Young or Too Old | Rosemary Clooney | |
| My Lame-duck Few, I'm Mourning | My Gallant Crew, Good Morning | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| Pit Your Hand 'Gainst Left Hand (of Obama) | Put Your Hand in the Hand (of the Man) | Lynn Anderson | |
| Progressives And Conservatives (ain't friends) | The Farmer And The Cowman (should be friends) | Oklahoma (musical) | |
| They All Gaffed | They All Laughed | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Sad, Mad Jerry Brown | Bad, Bad Leroy Brown | Frank Sinatra | |
| All Will Angles Find (in US Congress) | Auld Lang Syne | Guy Lombardo | |
| Next! (security queue) | Next! (military queue) | Jacques Brel | |
| Homeland Security | Home For The Holidays | Perry Como | |
| Food, Dangerous Food | Food, Glorious Food | Oliver! (the musical) | |
| I'm a Liberal | I'm a Lumberjack | Monty Python | |
| Sanders' Frothing Buddies Do Frown | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town | Frank Sinatra | |
| December Song | September Song | Frank Sinatra | |
| All Their Language Fine (politicians) | Auld Lang Syne | Traditional | |
| The End Time | Close To You | The Carpenters | |
| Sarah Palin (did it) | Sarah Jackman | Allan Sherman | |
| Bedding Smells Are Shakin' Up | Wedding Bells Are Breakin' Up | The Four Aces | |
| I Believe (for every sloppy snow) | I Believe (for every drop of rain) | The Platters | |
| Muslim Brotherhood Week | National Brotherhood Week | Tom Lehrer | |
| Sword I Want To Behead Christians | Lord I Want To Be A Christian | Traditional Hymn | |
| I'll Never Fall for Hope and Change | I'll Never Fall in Love Again | Mary Chapin Carpenter | |
| Let's Do It (Let's Eat Fresh Flesh) | Let's Do It (Let's Fall In Love) | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Daylight Saving Time | Howdy Doody Time | Buffalo Bob Smith | |
| On March the Eleventh (Japan) | The Night Before Christmas | Clement Clarke Moore | |
| I Want To Be A Cowboy Poet | I Want To Be A Cowboy's Sweetheart | Leann Rimes | |
| When Governments Borrow | (I Love You) Tomorrow | Annie the musical | |
| Send the U.N. | Send the Marines | Tom Lehrer | |
| Barack Hussein | Oedipus Rex | Tom Lehrer | |
| Fight Fiercely, Libyans! | Fight Fiercely, Harvard! | Tom Lehrer | |
| I Wish I Was Hawaiian | (I Wish I Was In) Dixie | Traditional | |
| Maxing Taxes and Fines and Fees | Taxi, Taxi 6-9-6-3 | Piano Red (William Lee Perryman) | |
| Food Designed to Lighten, Pare More | Never Mind the Why and Wherefore | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| Do Raise Me Up (Mommy & Daddy) | You Raise Me Up | Josh Groban | |
| End Of The Road (for Osama) | King Of The Road | Roger Miller | |
| You Holed up in a Safe House | I Hold Your Hand in Mine, Dear | Tom Lehrer | |
| Spank Often More Teats and Curls | Thank Heaven for Little Girls | Maurice Chevalier | |
| Weiner's Vice | Edelweiss | Julie Andrews | |
| Obama (a hood Chicagoan) | Kaw-liga (a wooden 'Indian') | Hank Williams, Jr. | |
| Your Tweeted Parts | Your Cheating Heart | Hank Williams | |
| Two Deficit Worlds | Two Different Worlds | Engelbert Humperdinck | |
| Happy Birthday, Gifted President | Happy Birthday, Mister President | Marilyn Monroe | |
| Lancing the Debt Ceiling | Dancing on the Ceiling | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Money Earned He Stole From My Pocket | Money Burns a Hole in My Pocket | Dean Martin | |
| Silver Bars Along With Gold | Silver Threads Among the Gold | John McCormack | |
| Sharing the Load (after Hurricane Irene) | King Of The Road | Roger Miller | |
| John Boehner Regrets (O's unable to speak Wednesday) | Miss Otis Regrets (she's unable to lunch today) | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| They Ain't Necessarily So (Obama speeches) | It Ain't Necessarily So (some Bible stories) | Porgy and Bess | |
| Solyndra | Maria | West Side Story (Musical) | |
| If You Love Barack Obama | If You Love Me, Really Love Me | Kay Starr | |
| Might He Stay? (Obama) | Night And Day | Frank Sinatra | |
| He'll Never Balk or Drone (Obama) | You'll Never Walk Alone | Carousel | |
| The Hebrew And The Arab | The Farmer And The Cowman | Oklahoma | |
| Hitch Up Your (baggy) Trousers | Brush Up Your Shakespeare | Cole Porter | |
| On Wall Street, There We'll Live | On The Street Where You Live | Andy Williams | |
| That Pizza Man (Herman Cain) | The Muffin Man | Nursery Rhyme | |
| We're a Couple of 'Occs' (Wall Street) | We're a Couple of Swells | Fred Astaire & Judy Garland | |
| Mein Herr Herman Cain | Bei Mir Bist Du Schoen | The Andrews Sisters | |
| Protesting Wall Street in the Park | Poisoning Pigeons in the Park | Tom Lehrer | |
| Obama Can't Wait (for slow Congress) | Alcoa Can't Wait (for tomorrow) | The Alcoa Singers | |
| Ride High Tide (OWS movement) | Side By Side | Ray Charles | |
| Andy Rooney (was a guy we loved) | Bloody Mary (is the girl I love) | South Pacific Soundtrack | |
| Blood Clot Grew Under My Skin | I've Got You Under My Skin | Frank Sinatra | |
| Freaks Gather Together (OWS) | We Gather Together | Traditional Hymn | |
| Secret Government | Secret Love | Doris Day | |
| My Screw Heaven | My Blue Heaven | Rudy Valee | |
| My country is yet free (America) | My country, 'tis of Thee (America) | Patriotic | |
| Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms | Atchison, Topeka and Santa Fe | Bing Crosby | |
| Flaming Obama | Flamingo | Duke Ellington | |
| Sixteen Terms (of Barney Frank) | Sixteen Tons (of #9 coal) | Tennessee Ernie Ford | |
| All I Want By Christmas (Is My New FalseTeeth) | All I Want For Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth) | Traditional | |
| Congress Smells | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
| Still Your Cell(phone)s | Silver Bells | Bing Crosby | |
| (How do you solve a problem like) Obama | (How do you solve a problem like) Maria | The Sound of Music Musical | |
| Shouldn't Mitt Be Governing? | Wouldn't It Be Loverly? | My Fair Lady (Musical) | |
| Obama's Face | Der Fuehrer's Face | Spike Jones | |
| Home I'll Arrange (in retirement) | Home on the Range | Traditional | |
| Blues On The Right | Blues In The Night | Frank Sinatra | |
| Cold Devil Drone | Old Devil Moon | Frank Sinatra | |
| Longer (I've Seen Above Sky's Blue) | Longer (I've Been In Love With You) | Dan Fogelberg | |
| Rationing Motherhood Week | National Brotherhood Week | Tom Lehrer | |
| Yes We Can! (Reprise) | Yesterday | The Beatles | |
| He's Impaired (Barack Obama) | Be Prepared (Boy Scout Motto) | Tom Lehrer | |
| Shooting Bald Eagles on Their Peak | Poisoning Pigeons in the Park | Tom Lehrer | |
| Obama | Maria | West Side Story (Musical) | |
| Hoodie Hoodie (worn by Trayvon Martin) | Goody Goody | Benny Goodman | |
| Stranger Colored Guy (Trayvon Martin) | Orange Colored Sky | Nat King Cole | |
| Romney Is The Candidate | Barry Is The Baby's Name | Allan Sherman | |
| Barack Hussein Obama | Mary's Boy Child (Jesus Christ) | Harry Belafonte | |
| The Great Recession | The Great Pretender | The Platters | |
| Forward, MoveOn Rages | Forward Through the Ages | Traditional Hymn | |
| The Presidents (of the United States) | The Elements (of the Periodic Table) | Tom Lehrer | |
| Tax the Richest | Rags to Riches | Tony Bennett | |
| Blue Statists Always Fail | Blue Shadows On The Trail | Sons Of The Pioneers | |
| A Gay Is A Gay | A Guy Is A Guy | Doris Day | |
| All God's Children Got a Place in the Choir | All God's Creatures Got a Place in the Choir | Celtic Thunder | |
| America, Still Beautiful? | America, the Beautiful | Patriotic | |
| Happy Birthday, Mister President (BHO) | Happy Birthday, Mister President (JFK) | Marilyn Monroe | |
| Rich Like Romney | Richard Cory | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| The Dough I Earn (Belongs To Government's Health) | The One I Love (Belongs To Somebody Else) | Frank Sinatra | |
| Cruel Days (Romney & Ryan, Republians) | School Days (Reading & Writing & 'Rithmetic) | Traditional | |
| I`ll Once More Stand | I Understand | Frank Sinatra | |
| This Charmer is the Man (Who Speeds Our Fall) | The Farmer is the Man (Who Feeds Us All) | Pete Seeger | |
| I Want a Nuke Just Like Your Nukes, Says Ahmadinejad | I Want a Girl Just Like the Girl That Married Dad | Traditional | |
| Off Your Throne, Glum Tonight (1/20/13) | Are You Lonesome Tonight | Elvis Presley | |
| Biden's Lie Time (VP Debate) | Bidin' My Time | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Should I (Reveal New Taxes, How I'd Steal) | Should I (Reveal Exactly How I Feel) | Frank Sinatra | |
| New RSA (Red States of America) | New York, New York | Frank Sinatra | |
| Send Susan Rice | Send the Marines | Tom Lehrer | |
| Legal Tender | Love Me Tender | Elvis Presley | |
| Slay Forefathers' Law | Que Sera Sera (What will be, will be) | Doris Day | |
| Have Yourself A Scary Fiscal Cliff Crash | Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas | Perry Como | |
| Obama's in Hawaii | Christmas in Killarney | Bing Crosby | |
| Cliffs Above Me, Please Don't Shove Me | If You Love Me (Really Love Me) | Kay Starr | |
| Galling Languid Brine | Auld Lang Syne | Traditional | |
| Blue Dolphin's Red Chuck Hagel | Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | |
| The Gun Was Carried Here By Dad | The Girl Who Married Dear Old Dad | Traditional | |
| The Gun That I Carry | The Girl That I Marry | Frank Sinatra | |
| We Can't Let Them Ban Wither Guns | You Can't Get a Man With a Gun | Annie Get Your Gun (The Musical) | |
| Some Flare Over Benghazi | Somewhere Over the Rainbow | Judy Garland | |
| What A Difference That Day Made (9/11/12) | What A Difference A Day Made | Dinah Washington | |
| I'll Get to Stick it to You | I Get a Kick Out of You | Billie Holiday | |
| Star's Pellet Mallets Russia | Stars Fell on Alabama | Billie Holiday | |
| Never On Thursday | Never On Sunday | Percy Faith | |
| Just A Little Shovin' | Just A Little Lovin' | Eddy Arnold | |
| Me and My Bladder | Me and My Shadow | Perry Como | |
| Daylight (Saving) Time | Twilight Time | The Platters | |
| On A Slow-Float Mars Journey | On A Slow Boat To China | Bing Crosby | |
| White House Tours | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| Male and Female | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| Stockton, California | Gary, Indiana | The Music Man (Musical) | |
| Want Heaven With Twitter Girls? | Thank Heaven For Little Girls | Perry Como | |
| Red Lines That Cannot Stand | Love Letters in The Sand | Pat Boone | |
| Just a Video (caused Benghazi) | Just a Gigolo | Bing Crosby | |
| I.R.S. | Initials | Hair (Musical) | |
| Rosen Was Nosin' | Moses Supposes | Gene Kelly | |
| Spank Paula Deen's Racial Slurs | Thank Heaven for Little Girls | Perry Como | |
| Yes We May (Marry Same Gender) | Yesterday | The Beatles | |
| Whatever Became of (Thomas) Lehrer? | Whatever Became of Hubert (Humphrey)? | Tom Lehrer | |
| Happy Birthday, Mister President | Happy Birthday, Mister President | Marilyn Monroe | |
| I Don't Know Why Right-Left Feud | I Don't Know Why (I Just Do) | Dean Martin | |
| The Wiener-Spitzer Waltz | The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz | Tom Lehrer | |
| I, Obama, Want All | All Or Nothing At All | Diana Krall | |
| Kathleen Sebelius | Kathleen Mavourneen | John McCormack | |
| Your Wake Spewed So Much Pain, Kathleen | I'll Take You Home Again, Kathleen | Bing Crosby | |
| I've Been Cursing At The Website | I've Been Working On The Railroad | John Denver | |
| I'm Stressed, Might Have To Change Health Plan | I Guess I'll Have To Change My Plan | Rudy Vallee | |
| Obamacare | O Christmas Tree | Traditional | |
| Barack, The Red States' Main Fear | Rudolf, The Red-Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | |
| I'm Not Scared If The Sun Won't Shine | I Don't Care If The Sun Don't Shine | Dean Martin | |
| The Ballad of Martin King | The Ballad of Rodger Young | Frank Loesser | |
| He's Got You Under His Thumb | I've Got You Under My Skin | Frank Sinatra | |
| While We're Strung | While We're Young | Perry Como | |
| Make The World Go Our Way (Islam) | Make The World Go Away | Dean Martin | |
| Wing Him Home (Bergdahl) | Bring Him Home | Les Miserables (Musical) | |
| New U. S. A. | New York, New York | Frank Sinatra | |
| Allah's Way | Galway Bay | Bing Crosby | |
| Race | Smut | Tom Lehrer | |
| Don't Cry For B. H. Obama | Don't Cry For Me Argentina | Patti LuPone | |
| Whatever Became of Harry (Reid)? | Whatever Became of Hubert (Humphrey)? | Tom Lehrer | |
| B. H. Obama | The Old Dope Peddler | Tom Lehrer | |
| Were You There (when Jon Gruber climbed aboard)? | Were You There (when they crucified my Lord)? | Traditional Hymn | |
| Streets of Ferguson MO | Streets of Laredo (or El Paso) | Traditional | |
| Why Guns Were Banned | I Understand | Sarah Vaughn | |
| Illinois' Chicago | Gary, Indiana | The Music Man (Musical) | |
| It's No Sin To Tell a Lie (taqiyya) | It's a Sin to Tell a Lie | Billie Holiday | |
| My Rocks Feel Fine | I Walk The Line | Johnny Cash | |
| Bygone Fiction | My Conviction | Hair (Musical) | |
| Cry "Conviction!" | My Conviction | Hair (Musical) | |
| Rape-kill in Paris | April in Paris | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| I'll Shove Paris | I Love Paris | Frank Sinatra | |
| Sixteen Rounds | Sixteen Tons | Tennessee Ernie Ford | |
| Hood Barack Hussein | Good King Wenceslas | Traditional | |
| Brawling In Government | Falling In Love With Love | Frank Sinatra | |
| Donald Trump, Clown | Wernher Von Braun | Tom Lehrer | |
| Fight Bernie, Hillary | Fight Fiercely, Harvard! | Tom Lehrer | |
| Scalia | Maria | West Side Story | |
| Every Day | Everyday | Buddy Holly | |
| I'm a Gender Tacker, I'm No Gay | I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK | Monty Python | |
| In Top-Heavy D.C. | On Top of Old Smoky | The Weavers | |
| Istanbul Got Bombed by Kin People | Istanbul (Not Constantinople) | Four Lads | |
| Confess Not, Hillary | God Bless America | Patriotic | |
| Sharia | Maria | West Side Story (Musical) | |
| Bring Along Gov. Mike Pence | Sing a Song of Sixpence | Traditional | |
| That Health Care Plan (update) | Green Eggs and Ham | Theodor Seuss Geisel | |
| Why Her Polls Are Trending Less | Try a Little Tenderness | Frank Sinatra | |
| Unavailable (caller ID) | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | |
| Vowed to Beat That Republican | Proud To Be An American | Lee Greenwood | |
| Beguiled Press Is There For Hillary | The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be | Tom Lehrer | |
| What A Difference Wednesday Makes | What A Difference A Day Makes | Dinah Washington | |
| Swigging the Booze | Singing the Blues | Guy Mitchell | |
| If Trump Governs (Freely Governs) | If You Love Me (Really Love Me) | Kay Starr | |
| White Privilege | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| Alexa | Maria | West Side Story (Musical) | |
| Amen #44 | Amen | Harry Belafonte | |
| Oh, You Beautiful Wall | Oh, You Beautiful Doll | Al Jolson | |
| Pine Cones Keep Falling On My Yard | Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head | BJ Thomas | |
| Impeach 45! | Feliz Navidad | Jose Feliciano | |
| Kim's Irrational Tantrum | US National Anthem | Patriotic | |
| U.S.-Wide Solar 'Clips' | A Cock-Eyed Optimist | South Pacific (Musical) | |
| Sock-Eyed Oculist | Cock-Eyed Optimist | South Pacific (usical) | |
| Serrano (Not San Bernardino) | Istanbul (Not Constantinople) | Four Lads | |
| The NFL Rag | The Vatican Rag | Tom Lehrer | |
| Bob Mueller's Song | King Herod's Song | Jesus Christ, Superstar | |
| Who's Next (2017) | Who's Next (1965) | Tom Lehrer | |
| Harvey Couldn't Help It | Bessie Couldn't Help It | Hoagy Carmichael | |
| Northward Bound | Homward Bound | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Democrat White House (2021) | Come On-A My House | Rosemary Clooney | |
| Let Us Take Bread Together | Let Us Break Bread Together | Joan Baez | |
| Biden's Sly Time | Bidin' My Time | Nat King Cole | |
| Home for Thanksgiving Day | Home for the Holidays | Perry Como | |
| Biden's Ill Manner | Star-Spangled Banner | Francis Scott Key | |
| Joe Biden Is The Man (Who Speeds Our Fall) | The Farmer Is The Man (Who Feeds Us All) | Pete Seeger | |
| Shoplift Then Hoof It | The Wiffenpoof Song | Bing Crosby | |
| When the Hands on My Cock Play at Midnight | When the Hands of the Clock Pray at Midnight | Don Cornell | |
| When the Hands on My Cock Play at Midnight | When the Hands of the Clock Pray at Midnight | Don Cornell | |
| Can't Afford My Gas or Ammunition | Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition | Frank Loesser |