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Song Parodies -> "Blue Spanish Rice"
Original Song Title:
"Blue Spanish Eyes"
Original Performer:
Al Martino
Parody Song Title:
"Blue Spanish Rice"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Blue Spanish Rice
Bubbles are popping from the Spanish Rice
Please, please don't eat
For, if you do you won't feel very nice
Long picnic day,
Set in the sun, was never put away
Flies, maggots were laid
Don't taste of the waste or you may be dismayed
Blue Spanish Rice
I don't believe it's blue in Mexico
Blue Spanish Rice
Ain't no mylanta mixed to make you go
Please, don't partake
Or you might fall asleep and never wake
If poison guys
Can't pump your stomach of Blue Spanish Rice..
Bubbles are popping from the Spanish Rice
Please, please don't eat
For, if you do you won't feel very nice
Long picnic day,
Set in the sun, was never put away
Flies, maggots were laid
Don't taste of the waste or you may be dismayed
Blue Spanish Rice
I don't believe it's blue in Mexico
Blue Spanish Rice
Ain't no mylanta mixed to make you go
Please, don't partake
Or you might fall asleep and never wake
If poison guys
Can't pump your stomach of Blue Spanish Rice..
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That parody was disgusting, gross, and just plain wrong. It gets three 5s.
YUK! Fives
disgustingly funny...5s
Thanks, Johnny, Rick, and alvin....................................By the way, is anyone else having I.E. script error message problems, here?....I get'em just on this site....every time I click a page..and, on both my pc's
No, I'm not getting any script errors..
Hmm..thanks, Rick...wonder why it's mainly on this website and on both pc's I have
Rice isn't really nice, but this was. Ow! My lanta! It hurts!
Thanks, Larry
I love rice and i love this parody also. Three Fives.
It was okay..
Sir L'Air this is very cute! It's maggotly devine!
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