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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted |
|---|---|---|---|
| April | April Showers | Al Jolsen | |
| Marcia And Johnny | Frankie and Johnny | Various Artists | |
| Tub of Water | Ring of Fire | Johnny Cash | |
| Your Bleatin' Heart | Your Cheatin' Heart | Hank Williams | |
| Duct Tape | Ghost Riders In The Sky | The Outlaws | |
| Lookin' For Gloves | Lookin' For Love | Johnny Lee | |
| On The Right With a Silvery Spoon | By The Light Of The Silvery Moon | Traditional | |
| Real Rawhide | Rawhide | TV Theme Song | |
| And I Love Her Sew | And I Love Her So | Don McClean | |
| Everybody Picks Their Nose | Everybody Loves Somebody, Sometime | Dean Martin | |
| My Medicare Baby | Winchester Cathedral | The New Vaudeville Band | |
| Peep Holes | People | Barbra Streisand | |
| The Ways Of Winos Noses | The Days Of Wine And Roses | Frank Sinatra | |
| Those Tropic Winds | The Summer Wind | Frank Sinatra | |
| Uncanny Dan | The Candy Man | Sammy Davis Jr. | |
| Uncanny Dan | The Candy Man | Sammy Davis Jr. | |
| Choking On An Apple | Crying In The Chapel | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| The Transylvania Polka | The Pennsylvania Polka | Andrew Sisters | |
| How Are Things In Guacamole | How Are Things In Glocca Mora | Buddy Clark | |
| Your Mother's Here To Stay | Our Love Is Here To Stay | Rod Stewart | |
| Carry Your Own Duck, John Kerry | Won't You Come home, Bill Bailey? | Louis Armstrong | |
| I'll Be Seeing You | I'll Be Seeing You | Frank Sinatra | |
| It Was Only A Pay Per View | It's Only A Paper Moon | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Beat 'em In St. Louis, Red Sox | Meet Me In St. Louis, Louis | Judy Garland | |
| Grazing | Crazy | Patsy Cline | |
| On The Street, What You give | On The Street Where You Live | Nat King Cole | |
| The Hangin' Chad | The Hanging Tree | Marty Robbins | |
| Wine Stoned Cowboy | Rhine Stone Cowboy | Glen Campbell | |
| Peas In The Valley | Peace In The Valley | Elvis Presley | |
| Buy Me Macaroons | Fly Me To The Moon | Frank Sinatra | |
| Other Shoe | Waterloo | Stonewall Jackson | |
| Fuzzy Buzzy Bumble Bee | Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy | Bette Midler | |
| Through The Beers | Through The Years | Kenny Rogers | |
| Dutiful Ohio | Beautiful Ohio | Traditional | |
| I'm An Old Sow Ham | I'm An Old Cowhand | Harry Connick Jr. | |
| Gamblin' Rose | Ramblin' Rose | Nat King Cole | |
| Beautiful Creamer | Beautiful Dreamer | Roy Orbison | |
| Rocky Stop | Rocky Top | Nitty Gritty Dirt Band | |
| Killing Them Awf'lly | Killing Me Softly | Aretha Franklin | |
| Foo Yong | Too Young | Nat King Cole | |
| You'll Never Wok alone | You'll Never Walk Alone | Judy Garland | |
| I Wanna Be A Square | I Wanna Be Around | Tony Bennett | |
| Beyond The 'C' | Beyond The Sea | Bobby Darin | |
| Those Cold Hands | This Old Man | Traditional | |
| Jack The Knife | Mack The Knife | Bobby Darin | |
| Biddin On The Stock At Ebay | Sittin On The Dock Of The Bay | Otis Redding | |
| Al G. | Alfie | Dionne Warwick | |
| Drug Free | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
| Autumn Leaves (and so did you) | Autumn Leaves | Nat King Cole | |
| Make Real World Go Away | Make The World Go Away | Eddy Arnold | |
| Hav'n Ourselves A Married Little Christmas | Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas | Judy Garland | |
| Yul Never Woks alone | You'll Never Walk Alone | Judy Garland | |
| A Weigh In The Bathroom | Away In A Manger | Traditional Chrismas song | |
| Don't Get To Pound Much, Anymore | Don't Get Around Much, Anymore | Nat King Cole | |
| I'm Screaming With A White Fist Clenched | I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| Shingle Nails | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
| Everything's Gummin' Up Noses | Everything's Comin' Up Roses | Various-Broadway show song | |
| Set In The Crowns | Send In The Clowns | Frank Sinatra | |
| Set In The Crowns | Send In The Clowns | Frank Sinatra | |
| Set In The Crowns | Send In The Clowns | Frank Sinatra | |
| Tryin' Crime | Cryin' Time | Buck Owens / LeAnn Rimes | |
| Try A Little Tenderloin | Try A Little Tenderness | Bing Crosby | |
| Amazing Grass | Amazing Grace | Various/traditional hymn | |
| Happy Hollandaise | Happy Holidays | Steve Lawrence & Eydie Gorme | |
| Seven Mental Me's | Sentimental Me | Ames Brothers | |
| The Hunter Of Bounty | Wichita Lineman | Glen Campbell | |
| The Baity Brunch | The Brady Bunch (Theme) | TV show Theme song | |
| O Little Gown Of Beth We Hem | O Little Town Of Bethlehem | Various | |
| The Genesee Waltz | The Tennesee Waltz | Patti Page | |
| Her Big Nose Hide Away | Hernando's Hideaway | Doris Day | |
| Gabby Hayes Is Here Again | Happy Days Are Here Again | Barbra Streisand | |
| Hell No Dolly | Hello Dolly | Barbra Streisand | |
| Our Wimpish Canine Bull | The Wabash Cannon Ball | Roy Acuff | |
| Swing Ho, Sweet Clarisette | Swing Low, Sweet Chariot | Traditional | |
| There's No Business Like Snow Business | There's No Business Like Show Business | Ethel Merman-Show Tune | |
| You Write Up My Life | You Light Up My Life | Debbie Boone | |
| Old Man Shivers | Old Man River | Jerome Kern's ShowBoat | |
| Tom Drooley | Tom Dooley | Kingston Trio | |
| To Borrow | Tomorrow | Show tune from 'Annie' | |
| Come Fry With Me | Come Fly With Me | Frank Sinatra | |
| New Wok, New Wok | New York, New York | Frank Sinatra | |
| Won't Forget A Bull | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | |
| Locked Away | Dixie | Traditional | |
| All The Whey | All The Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| Four Wants In My Life | For Once In My Life | Frank Sinatra | |
| Here Come Panda Claws | Here Comes Santa Claus | Gene Autry | |
| This Lamb Is Your Lamb | This Land Is Your Land | Woody Guthrie | |
| Bye Bye Blackboard | Bye Bye Blackbird | Frank Sinatra | |
| The Best Things In Life Are Trees | The Best Things In Life Are Free | Frank Sinatra | |
| Blues Clues In The Night | The Blues In The Night | Frank Sinatra | |
| Without A Song | Without A Song | Frank Sinatra | |
| These Autopsies | You Don't Know Me | Ray Charles | |
| What The World Kneads Now | What The World Needs Now | Diana Ross | |
| My Hair Keeps Fallin' Off My Head | Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head | B.J. Thomas | |
| Star Bust | Stardust | Frank Sinatra | |
| Kids On The Road | King Of The Road | Roger Miller | |
| My Old Dopey Assy-enda | My Adobe Hacienda | Hank Snow | |
| Oh, Shannen Doh....erty | Oh, Shenandoah | Traditional | |
| Outhouse Out Behind | Gentle On My Mind | Glen Campbell | |
| Hark! I hear Clay Aiken sing | Hark The Herald Angels Sing | Traditional | |
| O Christmas Tree | O Christmas Tree | Traditonal | |
| Smokes Are Too Damn High | Smoke Gets In Your Eyes | The Platters | |
| The Blizzard Of Eighty And Eight | We're Off To See The Wizard | Movie song | |
| Undressed Ye Hairy Gentlemen | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | Traditional | |
| Buy Buy Love | Bye Bye Love | Everly Brothers | |
| All Weighs | Always | Frank Sinatra | |
| Silver Ball | Silver Bells | Various-Christmas song | |
| Auld Flame's Pine | Auld Lang Syne | Traditional | |
| Brassiere | Brazil | Frank Sinatra | |
| American Idol | Heat Wave | Irving Berlin show tune | |
| Moonshine Of Kentucky | Blue Moon Of Kentucky | Elvis Presley or Bill Munroe | |
| I Can't Help It If I'm In Love With My Still | I Can't Help It If I'm Still In Love You | Hank Williams | |
| The Parody's Over | The Party's Over | Nat King Cole | |
| Tang Me | Dang Me | Roger Miller | |
| Manson On A Kill | A Mansion on The Hill | Hank Williams | |
| Manson On A Kill | A Mansion on The Hill | Hank Williams | |
| Cataracts | Maverick | TV Theme Song | |
| Some Fine Rome Ants | A Fine Romance | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| I Saw The Light | I Saw The Light | Hank Williams | |
| No Boy | Oh Boy | Buddy Holly | |
| Brad And Jen Are Leaving | Some Enchanted Evening | Frank Sinatra | |
| Help Makeover Trudy Knight | Help Me Make It Through The Night | Kris Kristofferson | |
| Tile | Smile | Nat King Cole | |
| Grope-acabana | Copacabana | Barry Manilow | |
| Pam'la Anderson's Two Glands | Alexander's Ragtime Band | Irving Berlin | |
| Four Dropped And Still Countin' | Three Coins In The Fountain | Frank Sinatra | |
| All Wrinkled Up | All Shook Up | Elvis Presley | |
| Spam, E | Tammy | Debbie Reynolds | |
| Golden Globes | Ebb Tide | Frank Sinatra | |
| I Gotta Pee Pee | I Gotta Be Me | Sammy Davis Jr. | |
| Don't Eat Gruel | Don't Be Cruel | Elvis Presley | |
| They're Throwing Rice | I'm Throwing Rice | Eddy Arnold | |
| The Great Deep Ender | The Great Pretender | The Platters | |
| The Great Pee Tender | The Great Pretender | The Platters | |
| The Great Suspenders | The Great Pretender | The Platters | |
| Johnny C's Gone | Johnny B Goode | Chuck Berry | |
| Oh, Johnny Boy | Oh, Danny Boy | Traditional | |
| Dingleberry Hill | Blueberry Hill | Fats Domino | |
| I Love Paris | I Love Paris | Nat King Cole | |
| Fat Saul | That's All | Nat King Cole | |
| The Potty's Over | The Party's Over | Nat King Cole | |
| Damn Bald Tire | Jambalaya | Hank Williams | |
| Phil And His Shadow | Me And My Shadow | Perry Como | |
| Oh, Kirstie Alley's Not The Gal Ya' Know | Across The Alley From The Alamo | Mills Brothers | |
| Old Swinger | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | |
| This Old Tan | This Old Man | Traditional | |
| Don't Come Home a'drinkin (That Stinkin' Turpentin | Don't Come Home a'drinkin (With Lovin' On Your Mi | Loretta Lynn | |
| Gorgin' On My Mind | Georgia On My Mind | Ray Charles, and others | |
| I Do Heave | I Believe | LeeAnn Rimes & various others | |
| I Will Always Glove You | I Will Always Love You | Whitney Houston | |
| King Of The Hill | King Of The Road | Roger Miller | |
| Red Sails In The Sunset | Red Sails In The Sunset | Various Performers | |
| Sixteen Tums | Sixteen Tons | Tennessee Ernie Ford | |
| Old Crap Cod | Old Cape Cod | Patti Page | |
| I'm A Volleyball | I'm Available | Margie Rayburn | |
| Sandra Dee | Beyond The Sea | Bobby Darin | |
| Kentucky Fried | Kentucky Rain | Elvis Presley | |
| Banderas | Bonanza | Lorne Greene | |
| Gal In A Zoo | Kalamazoo | Glenn Miller | |
| Delta Burke | Delta Dawn | Tanya Tucker | |
| Oprah! Oprah! | Oklahoma | Broadway Show Tune | |
| Highway | My Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| The Sound Of Me Sick | The Sound Of Music | A Movie song | |
| Pie Way | My Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| Erie | Dearie | Various Performers | |
| Aldo Ray | All The Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| Ya Gotta' Have Art | You Got To Have Heart | Damn Yankee's show tune | |
| There Is Nothin' Like A Dam | There Is Nothin' Like A Dame | South Pacific showtune | |
| Underneath My Arches | Underneath The Arches | Andrew Sisters | |
| Keister Parade | Easter Parade | Traditional | |
| The Saga Of Doomed Terri Schiavo | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| Stranglers In The Night | Strangers In The Night | Frank Sinatra | |
| The Green Green Grass Of Home | The Green Green Grass Of Home | Tom Jones | |
| Fiver's | Fever | Peggy Lee or Madonna, Elvis, etc. | |
| Just A Kosher Walk With Thee | Just A Closer Walk With Thee | Traditional Hymn | |
| Your Heatin' Chart | Your Cheatin' Heart | Hank Williams | |
| Walker Wonderland | Winter Wonderland | Traditional | |
| Beyonce Knowles | Beyond The Sea | Bobby Darin | |
| Along The Have-A-Ho Trail | Along The Navajo Trail | Dinah Shore | |
| Old Masters Tournament | Old Master Painter | Frank Sinatra, Phil Harris, and others | |
| Rudolph The Bad Guy Bomber | Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | |
| Loud Belly | Proud Mary | C.C.R. also Tina Turner | |
| Sin City | Sincerely | McGuire Sisters | |
| They Owe (Credit Card Song) | Day-O (Banana Boat Song) | Harry Belafonte | |
| Doggie Stains | Danke Schoen | Wayne Newton | |
| The Yellow Rose Of Texas | The Yellow Rose Of Texas | Mitch Miller | |
| If Ever I Would Leave Her | If Ever I Would Leave You | Robert Goulet, from Camelot | |
| Roll Over, John Johnson | Roll Over Beethoven | Chuck Berry ? | |
| Shufflin' Off The Buffalo | Shuffle Off To Buffalo | Traditional | |
| Wendys | Windy | The Association | |
| Damned Cell Phones | Along Came Jones | The Coasters | |
| I Wish There Was A-Team, Again | I Wish I Was Eighteen, Again | George Burns | |
| Moon Giver | Moon River | Andy Williams | |
| Too Flat Polka | Too Fat Polka | Frank Yankovic or Arthur Godfrey | |
| Some Wear.. | Somewhere Over The Rainbow | Judy Garland | |
| Penis | Venus | Frankie Avalon | |
| Hello Wools | Hello Walls | Willie Nelson or Faron Young | |
| Paper Towel | Paper Doll | Mills Brothers | |
| The Bare, Bare All Polka | The Beer Barrel Polka | Various performers | |
| When Wire-ish Guys Are Mile-ing | When Irish Eyes Are Smiling | Traditional | |
| Crazybones | Lazybones | Louis Armstrong or Harry Connick Jr. | |
| M-U-G-G-E-R | M-O-T-H-E-R | Traditional | |
| Slumbertime(Hers and His) | Summertime | Ella Fitzgerald or Billie Holiday | |
| Two Guys Flyin' In A Plane | Blue Eyes Cryin' In The Rain | Willie Nelson | |
| They Call Him Chazz | And All That Jazz | 'Chicago' The Musical | |
| Elmer's Glue | Elmer's Tune | Glenn Miller | |
| Shatner, You're a Cuckoo | Chattanooga Choo Choo | Glenn Miller | |
| Tom Delay | Tom Dooley | Kingston Trio | |
| Salvation | Galveston | Glenn Campbell | |
| S'rround Sound | Downtown | Petula Clark | |
| Always On Behind | Always On My Mind | Willie Nelson | |
| Sweet Cherry Lime | Sweet Caroline | Neil Diamond | |
| The Streets Of Toledo | The Streets Of Laredo | Johnny Cash and others | |
| Son Dave's Born, And Comin' Down | Sunday Morning Coming Down | Kris Kristofferson or Johnny Cash | |
| The Great Wallendas | The Great Pretender | The Platters | |
| Amazing Grace | Amazing Grace | Traditional | |
| That Old Bill Maher Song | That Old Bilbao Song | Andy Williams | |
| Blown Up Lisa | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Mother T 'resa | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| I've Got My Gloves To Keep Me Warm | I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm | Mills Brothers | |
| Tribute to Eddie Albert | Green Acres | TV theme song | |
| Sign On A O L | Shine On Harvest Moon | Various | |
| Mumbling Mumbled Words | Tumbling Tumbleweeds | Sons Of The Pioneers | |
| Moaning Lisa | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Blue Ointment | Blue Velvet | Bobby Vinton | |
| Watchin Willie Grow | Watching Scotty Grow | Bobby Goldsboro | |
| It's A Food Fight | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
| Weigh Marie | Oh, Marie | Dean Martin | |
| Bags To Bitches | Rags To Riches | Tony Bennett...In movie, 'Goodfella's' | |
| Hang Me | Dang Me | Roger Miller | |
| Mama's Hand | Promised Land | Chuck Berry, later by Elvis Presley | |
| Black Velvet | Blue Velvet | Bobby Vinton | |
| Where's Old Ly-le Lovett ? | Take This Job And Shove It | Johnny Paycheck | |
| 76 Damn Bones | 76 Trombones | From Meredith Wilson's 'The Music Man' | |
| When You Wash Upon Your Car | When You Wish Upon A Star | From the movie, 'Pinnocchio' | |
| Honey | Honey | Bobby Goldsboro | |
| Actress, Anne Bancroft | Mrs Robinson | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| I Enjoy Being A Grill | I Enjoy Being A Girl | From Rodgers and Hammersteins 'Flower Drum Song: | |
| El Gasso | El Paso | Marty Robbins(first) Grateful Dead(later) | |
| June Is Bustin' Out All Over | June Is Bustin' Out All Over | Rodgers and Hammersteins, Carousel | |
| Tribute to Roger Miller | River In The Rain | Roger Miller | |
| Only The Bonely | Only The Lonely | Roy Orbison | |
| Honey(#2) | Honey | Bobby Goldsboro | |
| Carry Us Back To Old Vagina | Carry Me Back To Old Virginia | Traditional Folk Song | |
| Just A Dime | Just In Time | Frank Sinatra | |
| My Flavor It Things | My Favorite Things | The Sound of Music | |
| A Strangler In Paradise | A Stranger In Paradise | Tony Bennett (From 'Kismet') | |
| The Breast Is Yet To Come | The Best Is Yet To Come | Frank Sinatra | |
| That's Entry-tainment | That's Entertainment | Cast of The Bandwagon | |
| Down Sizing | Down Yonder | Traditional | |
| Dances R | Chances Are | Johnny Mathis | |
| In Your Daddy's Hands | On The Other Hand | Randy Travis | |
| The Battle-ax Of New Orleans | The Battle Of New Orleans | Johnny Horton, and later by Nitty Gritty Dirt Ban | |
| Kiss Of Wires | Kiss Of Fire | Louis Armstrong & others | |
| Poobird | Snowbird | Anne Murray | |
| These Boots Were Made To Log On | These Boots Were Made For Walkin' | Nancy Sinatra | |
| As Rhymes We Try | As Time Goes By | Dooley Wilson | |
| It Had To Be Two | It Had To Be You | Frank Sinatra | |
| Bitch Laughs | Witchcraft | Harry Connick Jr. / or Frank Sinatra | |
| The Pitcher, Kenny Rogers | The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | |
| Long Johns | Big John | Jimmy Dean | |
| Troy To The World (a movie review) | Joy To The World | Traditional | |
| Spanned By Your Man | Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | |
| Tanks For The Armory | Thanks For The Memory | Bob Hope | |
| Drift Away | Drift Away | Dobie Gray | |
| I'm In The Mood For Food | I'm In The Mood For Love | Frank Sinatra | |
| Rove, Rove, Rove, Your Boat | Row, Row, Row Your Boat | Traditional | |
| Snappy Snails | Happy Trails | Roy Rogers and Dale Evans | |
| The Morning After | The Morning After | Maureen McGovern | |
| Levitra Beaver Song | Leave It To Beaver TV theme song, (The Toy Parade) | Theme Song | |
| Rye Ham, I Said | I Am, I Said | Neil Diamond | |
| Show Worms | Glow Worm | Johnny Mercer | |
| N/A Time | Anytime | Eddy Fisher | |
| Blue Men | Blue Moon | Frank Sinatra | |
| Slingin' The Booze | Singin' The Blues | Marty Robbins | |
| Fangs For the Mammary | Thanks For The Memory | Bob Hope | |
| Zing! Went The Strings Off Her Part | Zing! Went The Strings Of My Heart | Frank Sinatra | |
| Hooray For Amiright | Hooray For Hollywood | Various artists | |
| That Old Back Magic | That Old Black Magic | Frank Sinatra | |
| Pig Pen John | Big Bad John | Jimmy Dean | |
| School Water | Cool Water | Sons Of The Pioneers | |
| Oh, Holey Knight | O Holy Night | Traditional | |
| Whiskey Liver | Whiskey River | Willie Nelson | |
| S'mores | More | Bobby Darin or Harry Connick Jr. | |
| Hey Jude | Hey Jude | The Beatles | |
| He's Gotta' have Heart | You Got To Have Heart | Damn Yankees | |
| Mosquitoville | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffet | |
| Chuck Be A Lady Tonight | Luck Be A Lady Tonight | Frank Sinatra (From Guys And Dolls) | |
| How Great Thou Art | How Great Thou Art | Traditional Hymn | |
| Tiny Bubbas | Tiny Bubbles | Don Ho | |
| Tiny Bubbas | Tiny Bubbles | Don Ho | |
| Hump On Snoopy | Hang On Sloopy | The McCoys | |
| Inky Dinky Part | Achy Breaky Heart | Billy Ray Cyrus | |
| Old Dogs Chillin' When They Were Smellin' Mine | Old Dogs, Children, And Watermelon Wine | Tom T Hall | |
| The Hot Saddle Song | The Cattle Call | Eddy Arnold ( later, by Emmy Lou Harris) | |
| These Toolish Things | These Foolish Things | Frank Sinatra, or Nat K Cole, and others | |
| Armadillo Each Morning | Amarillo By Morning | George Strait | |
| That's What I Like About Her Mouth | That's What I Like About The South | Phil Harris | |
| To Itch Their Own | To Each His Own | Freddy Martin | |
| A White Short Goat | A White Sport Coat | Marty Robbins | |
| Lemon Bad Lexus | Luckenbach, Texas | Willie Nelson | |
| Mister E.D. | Mister Ed Theme song | TV Show Theme song | |
| 'B' Caws | Because | Perry Como | |
| Son Rise, Son Set | Sunrise, Sunset | From 'Fiddler On The Roof' Broadway show | |
| Smoke Takes Many Lives | Smoke Gets In Your Eyes | The Platters, or Frank Sinatra | |
| The Sands | White Silver Sands | Don Rondo | |
| Love Is A Many Splintered Thing | Love Is A Many Splendored Thing | Frank Sinatra, and others | |
| It's Magic | It's Magic | Doris Day | |
| I'll Never Walk In The Rain Again | You'll Never Walk Alone | Judy Garland | |
| Wing Of Fire | Ring Of Fire | Johnny Cash | |
| I Couldn't Dance All Night | I Could Have Danced All Night | Julie Andrews (from My Fair Lady) | |
| He Stopped Beating Her Today | He Stopped Loving Her Today | George Jones | |
| Mac The Davis Man | MacNamara's Band | Bing Crosby | |
| She Leaves A Bad Aroma | Arrivederci Roma | Dean Martin or Perry Como | |
| Blue Spanish Rice | Blue Spanish Eyes | Al Martino | |
| The Shame Of New Orleans | The Battle Of New Orleans | Johnny Horton, later by Johnny Cash | |
| Mirror, my God, it's me!' | Nearer My God To Thee | Various traditional hymn | |
| No Wind and No Wall of Water | Bridge over Troubled Water | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| Gilligan's Smile | Gilligan's Island Theme | TV Show theme song | |
| Katrina | Kawliga | Hank Williams | |
| The Handyman | The Candyman | Sammy Davis Jr | |
| All That Jazz | All That Jazz | musical, Chicago | |
| Satisfaction | Boney Fingers | Hoyt Axton | |
| Brown, Down | Downtown | Petula Clark | |
| Bad To The Bone | Bad To The Bone | George Thorogood | |
| Good Morning, Bear Breath | Good Morning, Starshine | Fifth Dimension | |
| Tooth Achers | Green Acres | TV Show Theme | |
| Will The Condoms Be Unbroken | Will The Circle Be Unbroken | Carter Family | |
| The Butt Crack Plumber | The Long Hot Summer | Jimmie Rodgers (Movie and tv show theme) | |
| No Water | Cool Water | Sons Of The Pioneers | |
| The Weigh We Were | The Way We Were | Barbra Streisand | |
| Troy To Remember | Try To Remember | Tom Jones (and others) | |
| Galveston | Galveston | Glen Campbell | |
| Hard Eggs | Heartaches | Patsy Cline | |
| Across The Wide Miss Shirley | Across The Wide Missouri | Kingston Trio | |
| My Chair | My Prayer | The Platters | |
| I Cover The Waterfront | I Cover The Waterfront | Billie Holiday | |
| Ain't It Funny How Mime's Have Their Say | Ain't It Funny How Time Slips Away | Willie Nelson | |
| On The Road Amanda Lay | On The Road To Mandalay | Frank Sinatra | |
| The Adams Ham In Me | The Addams Family theme song | Vic Mizzy | |
| Mammaries Are Made Of This | Memories Are Made Of This | Dean Martin | |
| Swelter Shelter | Helter Skelter | The Beatles | |
| I Will Always Shove You | I Will Always Love You | Whitney Houston..Earlier by Dolly Parton | |
| Jamaica Fare not too Well,(Darned Thing Went Down) | Jamaica Farewell | Harry Belafonte | |
| No Sweet Home | Home Sweet Home | Traditional | |
| Singin' In The Rain | Singing In The Rain | Gene Kelly | |
| Stool's Flushin' | Fools Rush In | Frank Sinatra | |
| The Girl Who Looks Anemic | The Girl From Ipanema | Frank Sinatra | |
| Unfocused Fema | Beautiful Dreamer | Traditional | |
| Mooned Over Miami | Moon Over Miami | Eddy Duchin | |
| Meat Me In St Louis, Louis | Meet Me In St. Louis, Louis | Judy Garland | |
| Wok Around The Clock | Rock Around The Clock | Bill Haley and The Comets | |
| Help Stamp Out Steven Seagal | Help Me Make It Through The Night | Kris Kristofferson | |
| Show Me Wither | Stormy Weather | Frank Sinatra (and others) | |
| The Wrist | The Twist | Chubby Checker | |
| Wichita Wineman | Wichita Lineman | Glen Campbell | |
| Goodbye to Louis Nye | The Start Of Something Big | Steve Lawrence and Eydie Gorme | |
| I'll Get High | I'll Get By | Harry James | |
| The Devil Went Down On Georgia | The Devil Went Down To Georgia | Charlie Daniels Band | |
| Fristy, The Snowman | Frosty ,The Snowman | Gene Autry | |
| Get The Hell Out | Have A Good Time | Tony Bennett | |
| Doughboy | Oh Boy | Buddy Holly | |
| I Can See Clear Lee, Now | I Can See Clearly, Now | Anne Murray | |
| Goat Of Many Colors | Coat Of Many Colors | Dolly Parton | |
| I Can't Stop Lovin' You | I Can't Stop Loving You | Don Gibson, later by Ray Charles | |
| Ballad Of Gravy Crock-Its | Ballad Of Davy Crockett | TV show theme song | |
| Once In The Aisle | Once In A While | Nat King Cole | |
| New Pork, New Pork | New York, New York | Frank Sinatra | |
| Ail To The Chief | Hail To The Chief | Presidential anthem | |
| Swirly Bottom | Early Autumn | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Rosa Parks | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Angeline | Tangerine | Nat King Cole | |
| At Ihop | At The Hop | Danny and The Juniors | |
| I've Got Shoe Under My Skin | I've Got You Under My Skin | Frank Sinatra | |
| Behind Clothes Drawers | Behind Closed Doors | Charlie Rich | |
| Stuck Me Up On My Way Down | Pick Me Up On My Way Down | Charlie Walker...recently by Martina McBride | |
| The Humpster Thrash | The Monster Mash | Bobby 'Boris' Pickett | |
| The Market Crash | The Monster Mash | Bobby 'Boris' Pickett | |
| Happy Days, It's Hair Again | Happy Days Is Here Again | Barbra Streisand | |
| All My Love-Ins | All My Loving | The Beatles | |
| Hardaches By The Number | Heartaches By The Number | Ray Price | |
| Boot 'Scooter' Boogie | Boot Scootin' Boogie | Brooks and Dunn | |
| Sex Days On The Road | Six Days On The Road | Dave Dudley | |
| The Lyin' Starts Tonight | The Lion Sleeps Tonight | The Tokens | |
| Behind Flo's Drawers | Behind Closed Doors | Charlie Rich | |
| Starbucks | Stardust | Nat King Cole | |
| Imus In The Morning | Angel Of The Morning | Merilee Rush...Later by Olivia Newton John | |
| The Dumb Side Of Life | The Wild Side Of Life | Hank Thompson | |
| Breaking Pup Is Hard To Do | Breaking Up Is Hard To Do | Neil Sedaka | |
| God Messed The USA | God Bless The USA | Lee Greenwood | |
| Can't Walk The Line | I Walk The Line | Johnny Cash | |
| Boobies, Don't Take Them Into Town | Ruby, Don't Take Your Love To Town | Kenny Rogers | |
| It Was A Very Good Beer | It Was A Very Good Year | Frank Sinatra | |
| Saline, Saline | Sailing, Sailing (Over The Bounding Main) | Traditional | |
| The Ghandi Man | The Candy Man | Sammy Davis Jr. | |
| Nutty Dames Bitchery March | Notre Dame Victory March | College song | |
| Off To Pee A Wizzer | Off To See The Wizard | Wizard of Oz Soundtrack | |
| The Wicked Itch Is Dead | The Wicked Witch Is Dead | Wizard of Oz Soundtrack | |
| Little Things Mean A Lot (two) | Little Things Mean A Lot | Kitty Kallen | |
| Little Things Mean A Lot | Little Things Mean A Lot | Kitty Kallen | |
| There Strands The Grass | There Stands The Glass | Webb Pierce | |
| Your Sexed Teen | You're Sixteen | Johnny Burnette | |
| Stand By Your Glands | Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | |
| Tipsy, Cramps, And Heaves | Gypsies, Tramps, And Thieves | Cher | |
| Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Black? | Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue? | Chrystal Gayle | |
| Meet The Fockers | Meet The Flintstones | Tv Show Theme | |
| Nascar | Mule Train | Frankie Laine | |
| Santa's Baby | Santa, Baby | Eartha Kitt | |
| Baby, That's Gold Inside | Baby, It's Cold Outside | Dean Martin | |
| Ceilings | Feelings | Morris Albert | |
| I'm Dreaming Of A New Xbox | I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| Just The Weigh You Are | Just The Way You Are | Billy Joel | |
| The Cry Of The Wild Goose | The Cry Of The Wild Goose | Frankie Laine | |
| A Boy Named Poo | A Boy Named Sue | Johnny Cash | |
| Here Comes Menopause | Here Comes Santa Claus | Gene Autry | |
| They Gave Her Some Mountains | You Gave Me A Mountain | Frankie Laine | |
| My Woman, My Woman, Your Wife | My Woman, My Woman, My Wife | Marty Robbins, later..by Dean Martin | |
| Pour The Good Times | For The Good Times | Ray Price, also, by Kris Kristofferson | |
| Jack, Son | Jackson | Johnny Cash and June Carter | |
| Whore Bar Lights | Harbour Lights | Sammy Kaye, later by Elvis | |
| I'll Be Z-ing You | I'll Be Seeing You | Frank Sinatra | |
| Salami | Swanee | Al Jolson | |
| When I Call Collect | When I Call Your Name | Vince Gill | |
| Up On The House, Plop! | Up On The Housetop | Traditional | |
| I Feel A Thong Comin' On | I Feel A Song Comin' On | Jerry Vale | |
| Twenty Six Miles (Santa's Catalina) | Twenty Six Miles (Santa Catalina) | The Four Preps | |
| Larry, Curly, Moe-ments To Remember | Moments To Remember | The Four Preps | |
| Santa Claus is Gummin' it Down | Santa Claus is Comin' to Town | Traditional | |
| I Feel Silly | I Feel Pretty | From 'West Side Story' | |
| They Called The Wind Katrina | They Call The Wind Mariah | From Broadway's 'Paint Your Wagon' | |
| Let It Show | Let It Snow | Traditional | |
| You Opened the Door, Richard | Open The Door, Richard | Louis Jordan..later by Count Basie | |
| Deck The Halls | Deck The Halls | Traditional | |
| Suck The Halls | Deck The Halls | Traditional | |
| Let's Give Elf A Very Merry Christmas | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Judy Garland | |
| This Ole Horse | This Ole House | Rosemary Clooney | |
| Forever and Ever, A Man | Forever and Ever, Amen | Randy Travis | |
| On The Other Ham | On The Other Hand | Randy Travis | |
| Dangle Balls | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
| A Reindeer Got Run Over By Our Grandma | Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer | Elmo and Patsy | |
| I'm In The Moo For Love | I'm In The Mood For Love | Frank Sinatra | |
| Santa Claus is Goin' To Town | Santa Claus is Comin' To Town | Traditional | |
| Have Yourself A Mary Lil For Christmas | Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas | Judy Garland | |
| Slay Ride | Sleigh Ride | Andy Williams | |
| Christmas Down At Barney's | Christmas In Killarney | Bing Crosby | |
| The Most Stupid Misheard Christmas Song, Ever | The Christmas Song | Nat King Cole | |
| The Little Plumber Boy | The Little Drummer Boy | Traditional | |
| Jiggle Boobs Rock | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | |
| God Bless Ye Married Gentlemen | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | Traditional | |
| Yet, Another Stupid, Misheard Christmas Song | Hark The Herald Angels Sing | Traditional | |
| Me and Boobies Make Three | Me and Bobby McGee | Kris Kristofferson | |
| I Heard The Belch On Christmas Day | I Hear The Bells On Christmas Day | Traditional | |
| Who's Child Is This? | What Child Is This | Traditional | |
| Please! Not Another Stupid Misheard Christmas Song | Joy To The World | Traditional | |
| A Good Year With Four Roses | A Good Year For The Roses | Geo. Jones / later by Elvis Costello | |
| Hugh Hefner | Green Acres | TV Theme song | |
| It Is No Sucret | It Is No Secret | Stuart Hamblen | |
| Proud Tina | Proud Mary | Ike and Tina Turner | |
| Coffee | Alfie | Dionne Warwick | |
| Don't Pee Stool | Don't Be Cruel | Elvis Presley | |
| Save A Lap Dance For Me | Save The Last Dance For Me | The Drifters | |
| I Love Bare Ass | I Love Paris | Nat King Cole | |
| To Murrow | Tomorrow | From Broadway show, 'Annie' | |
| Cobracabana | Copacabana | Barry Manilow | |
| Buy | Cry | Johnny Ray | |
| Dig, Dig, On | Big Bad John | Jimmy Dean | |
| Blame It On The Cosa Nostra | Blame It On The Bossa Nova | Eydie Gorme | |
| Coal Miners Slaughter | Coal Miner's Daughter | Loretta Lynn | |
| What Kind Of Tool Have I | What Kind Of Fool Am I | Sammy Davis Jr | |
| See Ya' Later, Escalator | See Ya' Later, Alligator | Bill Haley And The Comets | |
| I Get Adidas | I Get Ideas | Tony Martin | |
| Fold Some Prison Blues | Folsom Prison Blues | Johnny Cash | |
| The Wheel Of Fortune | The Wheel Of Fortune | Kay Starr | |
| Sweets Of BakersYield | Streets Of Bakersfield | Dwight Yoakam & Buck Owens | |
| Shelley | Alfie | Dionne Warwick | |
| Knee Scars, Cataracts, And Pills Makin' Me Sick | Guitars, Cadillacs, And Hillbilly Music | Dwight Yoakam | |
| Thanks For the Lambs I See | Thanks For The Memories | Bob Hope | |
| Mama's Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Wed Elton | Mama's Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys | Willie Nelson | |
| If Her tomorrow Never Comes | If Tomorrow Never Comes | Garth Brooks | |
| Act Snatch'rally | Act Naturally | Buck Owens, later by The Beatles | |
| Return To Slender | Return To Sender | Elvis Presley | |
| Come Go With Me | Come Go With Me | The Del Vikings | |
| Blue Split Skirt Waltz | Blue Skirt Waltz | Frank Yankovic | |
| Welfare Party | Farewell Party | Gene Watson, later by Alan Jackson | |
| Casino | Bonanza | TV show theme song | |
| Gerd | Hurt | Nine Inch Nails | |
| On Top Of Old Brokey | On Top Of Old Smoky | Traditional | |
| Simon Cowell | Love And Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| Rhymes In A Bottle | Time In A Bottle | Jim Croce | |
| Belly High | Bali Hai | South Pacific | |
| Dan Sings In The Dark | Dancing In The Dark | Frank Sinatra | |
| Great Wall Of China | Great Balls Of Fire | Jerry Lee Lewis | |
| My Sweet Ladle | My Sweet Lady | John Denver | |
| I know a Young Lady Who Swallowed a Fly | I know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly | Burl Ives | |
| That Old Gang Of Rhyme | That Old Gang Of Mine | Traditional | |
| What A Blend We Have In Cheeses | What A Friend We Have In Jesus | Traditional | |
| The Way It Was | The Way We Were | Barbra Streisand | |
| Hump Down, Sin Around | Jump Down, Spin Around | Harry Belafonte | |
| A Man Of Constance Borrow | A Man Of Constant Sorrow | Soggy Bottom Boys | |
| Safe Sex | Rawhide (Theme) | Frankie Laine | |
| Coretta, Coretta | Corrina, Corrina | Bob Dylan | |
| Coretta, Coretta | Corrina, Corrina | Bob Dylan | |
| From A Mac To A King | From A Jack To A King | Ned Miller....later, by Elvis Presley | |
| He's Joaquin | I'm Walking | Fats Domino...later, by Ricky Nelson | |
| Easy Buggin' | Easy Lovin' | Freddie Hart | |
| We Right The Songs | I Write The Songs | Barry Manilow | |
| Ewell Gibbons | Scarlet Ribbons | Traditional | |
| Zip, It Won't Do | Skip To My Lou | Traditional | |
| The Bar Strangled Manner | The Star Spangled Banner | Traditional | |
| King Kong, New | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | |
| Blue Eyes | Blue Skies | Bing Crosby (More recent by Willie Nelson) | |
| Flies Lay Their Feces | I Fall To Pieces | Patsy Cline | |
| Pillsbury Hill | Blueberry Hill | Fats Domino | |
| Don't Rinse My Gin | Don't Fence Me In | Bing Crosby | |
| When I Grow Too Old To Stream | When I Grow Too Old To Dream | Rodgers and Hammerstein Broadway Show Song | |
| The Sat' Night Special | The Midnight Special | Credence Clearwater Revival | |
| The Sex Of Edmund Fits Gerald | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| Beyond A She | Beyond The Sea | Bobby Darin | |
| Escargo | Chicago | Frank Sinatra | |
| I Was A Car Bender | If I Were A Carpenter | Bobby Darin, later by Johnny Cash | |
| It Might As Well Be String | It Might As Well Be Spring | Judy Garland, from the movie, 'State Fair' | |
| I'm Movin' Sean | I'm Movin' On | Hank Snow | |
| Cheney Can Get A Man With A Gun | You Can't Get A Man With A Gun | From Broadway show: 'Annie Get Your Gun' | |
| Me And My Shad Roe | Me and My Shadow | Perry Como | |
| Something To Dismember You By | Something To Remember You By | Maxine Sullivan | |
| The Hoes | The Rose | Bette Midler | |
| Butt Poke | Slow Poke | Pee Wee King and Redd Stewart | |
| Pound Hound | Downtown | Petula Clark | |
| Slip Tongue Through The Two Lips | Tiptoe Through The Tulips | Tiny Tim | |
| Happy Quails | Happy Trails | Roy Rogers and Dale Evans | |
| Barber Man | Barbara Ann | The Beach Boys | |
| Born Fee | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
| The Jollies Song | The Trolley Song | Judy Garland | |
| Jesse James | Reuben James | Kenny Rogers | |
| Awl Tru Da Day | All Through The Day | Perry Como | |
| Shall We Gaither At The River | Shall We Gather At The River | Traditional | |
| Thank You Cowsills | Indian Lake | The Cowsills | |
| Clumsy Janet Evening | Some Enchanted Evening | From Broadway show: 'South Pacific' | |
| West In Nebraska | North To Alaska | Johnny Horton | |
| The Slumber Wind | The Summer Wind | Frank Sinatra | |
| Re-tease Me | Release Me | Englebert Humperdink | |
| After The Shovin' | After The Loving | Englebert Humperdink | |
| So Long, Don Knotts | I Walk The Line | Johnny Cash | |
| Saggin' Like Michigan | Saginaw, Michigan | Lefty Frizzell | |
| In The Grotto | In The Ghetto | Elvis Presley | |
| That's Saddam's Family | The Addams Family | Tv Show Theme | |
| McCloud | Clouds | Hole | |
| High Ho | Hi Ho | From the Disney movie, 'Snow White' | |
| Till The End Of Mine | Till The End Of Time | Perry Como | |
| She Had A Lovely Pair 'o Coconuts | I've Got a Lovely Bunch 'o Coconuts | Monty Python | |
| Just One Of Toes Things | Just One Of Those Things | Frank Sinatra | |
| She Was Karen Carpenter | If I Were A Carpenter | Johnny Cash | |
| Another Op'nin', Another Show | Another Op'nin', Another Show | From Cole Porter's 'Kiss Me Kate' | |
| Booby Zoo | Hoop Dee Doo | Perry Como | |
| Sixteen Duns | Sixteen Tons | Tennessee Ernie Ford | |
| The Spat-a-Loogie Chew Chew | The Chattanooga Choo Choo | Glenn Miller | |
| Ma Killed Her | Matilda | Harry Belafonte | |
| Someone To Wash Over Me | Someone To Watch Over Me | Frank Sinatra | |
| Wholesome Prison Blues | Folsom Prison Blues | Johnny Cash | |
| That Old House | This Ole House | Rosemary Clooney | |
| Bib a D, Bob a D Boob | Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo | Cinderalla movie | |
| Foodfight At Golden Corral | Gunfight At OK Corral | Frankie Laine, from movie soundtrack | |
| Charlie Horse | Charlie Brown | The Coasters | |
| Hot Diggety Dog | Hot Diggety Dog | Perry Como | |
| By The Time They Got To Phoenix | By The Time I Get To Phoenix | Glen Campbell | |
| The Highwaymen | The Highwayman | The Highwaymen | |
| I Used To Drink Alone Until I Had To Get A Loan To Drink | I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| If You Hear A Bam At Dennys | The Yellow Rose Of Texas | Traditional | |
| Sweet Betsy From Pike | Sweet Betsy From Pike | Traditional | |
| Golden Shower | Wildwood Flower | The Carter Family | |
| If I Had A Hammock | If I Had A Hammer | Peter, Paul, and Mary | |
| Tennessee High Haired Chicks | Tennessee Flat Top Box | Johnny Cash | |
| Teach Me What's Right | Teach Me Tonight | The DeMarco Sisters | |
| Laura, (Give him what he needs that he ain't got) | Laura, (What's he got that I ain't got) | Kenny Rogers | |
| Heavin' On A Jet Plane | Leaving On A Jet Plane | Peter, Paul, and Mary | |
| Johnny Pee Good | Johnny B Goode | Chuck Berry | |
| Goodbye Buck Owens | You Don't Know Me | Eddy Arnold | |
| Floaters | Rawhide | Frankie Laine | |
| Messy | Misty | Johnny Mathis | |
| Pimples | People | Barbra Streisand | |
| Mama's Rolls | The Thunder Rolls | Garth Brooks | |
| Madesa's Very Modern In Her Gen'ral Major Modeling | I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| Heartbreak Ho Gal | Heartbreak Hotel | Elvis Presley | |
| Rumbling Bumble Bees | Tumbling tumbleweeds | Sons Of The Pioneers | |
| All The Way | All The Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| South Of The Bar Door | South Of The Border | Frank Sinatra | |
| Luft | L-O-V-E | Nat King Cole | |
| World Without Pitney | Town Without Pity | Gene Pitney | |
| You Made Me Love Ewe | You made me love you | Al Jolsen | |
| Too Much Is My Doggie Lettin' Wind Go | How Much Is That Doggie In The Window | Patti Page | |
| Jake and Elwood | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| Diggin' Them Moans | Diggin' Up Bones | Randy Travis | |
| Around The Girls For Eighty Years | Around The World In Eighty Days | Victor Young | |
| Burt Reynolds | Moon River | Andy Williams | |
| CBS News | New York, New York | Frank Sinatra | |
| The Toes | The Rose | Bette Midler | |
| Peek In The Latrine | Begin The Beguine | Frank Sinatra | |
| Come Grain Or Come Wine | Come Rain Or Come Shine | Frank Sinatra | |
| Hanks Movie Memories | Thanks For The Memories | Bob Hope | |
| New Entries | Moon River | Andy Williams | |
| Don't Take The Titanic | On Top Of Old Smoky | Traditional | |
| Hello Quarrelin' | Hello Darlin' | Conway Twitty | |
| Drac'sburgh. Transylvania | Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania | Guy Mitchell | |
| A Cover For My Rolling Stones | The Cover of The Rolling Stones | Dr. Hook And The Medicine show | |
| Anka, No Way | Anchors Aweigh | Traditional | |
| Poo By You | Blue Bayou | Roy Orbison | |
| You'll Never Get A Loan | You'll Never Walk Alone | From Broadway Show, 'Carousel' | |
| Clock Of Rages | Rock Of Ages | Traditional | |
| My Breast Exam Free Seminar | The Church In The Wildwood | Traditional | |
| That Old Time Pocket Pool | That Old Time Rock and Roll | Bob Seger | |
| Busty | Misty | Johnny Mathis | |
| What A Blubberful World | What A Wonderful World | Louis Armstrong | |
| I've Never Seen This Fur Before | You've Never Been This Far Before | Conway Twitty | |
| An Old Fashioned Walk | Let's Take An Old Fashioned Walk | Irving Berlin | |
| Country Humpkin | Country Bumpkin | Cal Smith | |
| Tony Snow | Let It Snow | Traditional | |
| I'm a Reliever | I'm a Believer | The Monkees | |
| Frost Ted The Snowman | Frosty The Snowman | Traditional | |
| A Bundy Kind Of Love | A Sunday Kind Of Love | Etta James | |
| God Shave The Queen | God Save The Queen | Royal Anthem | |
| Fifty Ways to Lose Your Rubber | Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | |
| Suri with Unhinged Old Pop | The Surrey with the Fringe on Top | From Broadway show: 'Oklahoma' | |
| Just Two Of Those Things | Just one of those things | Frank Sinatra | |
| Lust Is A Money Spending Thing | Love Is A Many Splendored Thing | The Four Aces | |
| The Number Jungle | The Lion sleeps Tonight | The Tokens | |
| Money, Money, Money | Music, Music, Music | Teresa Brewer | |
| Tooty Booty | Tutti Frutti | Little Richard | |
| The Impossible 'Mish' | The Impossible Dream | From Musical: 'Man of La Mancha' | |
| Insane Dave Blaine | The Rain In Spain | My Fair Lady | |
| Limestone Cowboy | Rhinestone Cowboy | Glen Campbell | |
| They Should Have Fried Moussaoui | Across The wide Missouri | Traditional | |
| Tickie From a Smoky | Okie From Muskogee | Merle Haggard | |
| Cyber By The Tail | Tiger By The Tail | Buck Owens | |
| Amazing Graceland | Amazing Grace | Traditional | |
| I've Got Chew Under My Chin | I've Got You Under My Skin | Frank Sinatra | |
| Washington DC | Memphis, Tennessee | Chuck Berry | |
| What Klondike Fool Am I | What Kind Of Fool Am I | Sammy Davis Jr. | |
| Ponderosa | Bonanza | Bonanza TV Show Theme | |
| Daddy Little Grill | Daddy's Little Girl | Mills Brothers | |
| Big John D | Big Bad John | Jimmy Dean | |
| Switch Craft | Witchcraft | Frank Sinatra | |
| The Face Lift | The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | |
| Blubber, Come Back To Me | Lover, Come Back To Me | Frank Sinatra | |
| Billy's Shoes | Charlies Shoes | Billy Walker | |
| The Son Of El Gasso (aka Mel Gasso) | El Paso | Marty Robbins | |
| Everything Glows | Anything Goes | Broadway show song | |
| The Old Whacked Guy (Jimmy Eats Dirt) | The Blue Tail Fly (Jimmy Cracks Corn) | Traditional | |
| I Don't Really Swear | I've Been Everywhere | Johnny Cash (version) | |
| Bird Drops keep Fallin' On My Car | Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head | B.J. Thomas | |
| The Mourning Laughter | The Morning After (From Poseidon Adventure) | Maureen McGovern | |
| A Hard Raised Sight | A Hard Day's Night | The Beatles | |
| Small Room | Blue Room | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Masturbating Bear | Sabre Dance | Traditional | |
| G.I. Blues | G.I. Blues | Elvis Presley in the movie, 'G. I. Blues' | |
| A House Is Not A Home | A House Is Not A Home | Dionne Warwick | |
| Horse And Carriage | Love And Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| Tied A Yellow Ribbon | Tie A Yellow Ribbon | Tony Orlando and Dawn | |
| Hope One More Gets Me Laid | One For My Baby, (And One More For The Road) | Frank Sinatra | |
| Ain't It Funny How Slime Drips Away | Ain't It Funny How Time Slips Away | Willie Nelson | |
| High Boozed Kevin | My Blue Heaven | Bing Crosby | |
| Friends In Low Places | Friends In Low Places | Garth Brooks | |
| San Antonio Nose | San Antonio Rose | Bob Wills | |
| Elton John | Delta Dawn | Tanya Tucker | |
| That's Wife | That's Life | Frank Sinatra | |
| Ghost Writers Must Be Shy | Ghost Riders In The Sky | Frankie Laine | |
| Stubb Finger | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | |
| The Broody Bunch | The Brady Bunch | TV Sitcom Theme | |
| Make Arthur Park | MacArthur Park | Richard Harris | |
| Old MacDonald Had A Firm | Old MacDonald Had A Farm | Traditional | |
| What Now My Love | What Now My Love | Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass | |
| Cayenne | Cheyenne | TV show Theme song | |
| Fuzzy Nation | Fascination | Nat King Cole | |
| The Man On The Flying Trapeze | The Man On The Flying Trapeze | Traditional | |
| Never Buy Hyundai | Never On A Sunday | The Chordettes | |
| The Ride Of Paul Revere | Fugue For Tinhorns (From Guys and Dolls) | Frank Sinatra | |
| These Aren't The Days | Those Were The Days | Theme Song | |
| Smurfin, USA | Surfin, USA | The Beach Boys | |
| When You're Washed Up Like Poor Star | When You Wish Upon A Star | Theme Song | |
| Did Your Bowels Move, Today | Are You Lonesome, Tonight | Elvis Presley | |
| Orange Possum Special | Orange Blossom Special | Johnny Cash | |
| Her Windspills From Behind | The Windmills of Your Mind | Dusty Springfield | |
| Sunday Mornin' Gummin' Down | Sunday Mornin' Comin' Down | Johnny Cash | |
| When Lorena Bobbitt Goes Bob, Bob, Bobbin | When The Red, Red, Robin Comes Bob, Bob, Bobbin | Al Jolson | |
| Pacemaker, Pacemaker | Matchmaker, Matchmaker | Zero Mostel: Fiddler On The Roof | |
| You Don't Mess Around Like Kim | You Don't Mess Around With Jim | Jim Croce | |
| Thatchmaker, Thatchmaker | Matchmaker, Matchmaker | Zero Mostel | |
| Cute Mister Cop, Where Are You? | Car 54, Where Are You? | Theme Song | |
| Global Warming | Love And Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| Buff, The Horny Dragon | Puff, The Magic Dragon | Peter, Paul, and Mary | |
| What Has Happened To Spuds MacKenzie | It's A Long Way To Tipperary | Traditional | |
| Charmin Squeezer | Love And Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| Red Buttons | Moon River | Andy Williams | |
| Eliot Ness | My Happiness | Connie Francis | |
| You're An Old Smoothie | You're An Old Smoothie | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Boozin' Anna Saturday Night | Louisiana Saturday Night | Alabama | |
| Crampdown Places | Camptown Races | Traditional | |
| Love Me Slender | Love Me Tender | Elvis Presley | |
| North Thru The Ass'ka (Colonoscopy Blues) | North to Alaska | Johnny Horton | |
| Puffin' Up Your Muscle-o | Shuffle Off To Buffalo | Traditional | |
| Gouda Gouda | Goody Goody | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Tomato | Tomorrow | From Broadway show: Annie | |
| We Got Rhythm | I Got Rhythm | Ella FitzGerald | |
| Badminton | Manhattan | Ella FitzG. (recently by Rod Stewart) | |
| I Could Have Lanced All Knights | I Could Have Danced All Night | From Broadway Show: 'My Fair Lady' | |
| I Could Have Lanced All Knights | I Could Have Danced All Night | From Broadway show: My Fair Lady | |
| Mel Has Got The Best Mug Shot | I've Been Working On The Railroad | Traditional | |
| Tiny Rubbers | Tiny Bubbles | Don Ho | |
| Dish Land Is Your Land | This Land Is Your Land | Woody Guthrie | |
| Back Into Cattle Again | Back In The Saddle Again | Gene Autry | |
| Chevrolet | Cabaret | Cabaret | |
| Mel's Malibu Booboo | On Top Of Old Smoky | Traditional | |
| On Moonlight Pay | On Moonlight Bay | Traditional | |
| Sweet Krispy Kremer | Beautiful Dreamer | Traditional | |
| Metamucil | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Our Love Is Hair To Stay | Our Love Is Here To Stay | Nat King Cole | |
| Returned To Blender | Return To Sender | Elvis Presley | |
| There's No Bismuth Like This Bismuth | There No Business Like Show Business | Ethel Merman | |
| Cockroaches On Parade | Ghost Riders In The Sky | Johnny Cash | |
| I Wanna Bee Around | I Wanna Be Around | Tony Bennett | |
| I'll Be Sawing You | I'll Be Seeing You | Billie Holiday | |
| The Treats Of Libido | The Streets Of Laredo | Traditional | |
| The Morning After | The Morning After | Maureen McGovern | |
| In my Soup, A Bee | The Sloop, John B | The Beach Boys | |
| Cat Scan Boogie | Bandstand Boogie | Barry Manilow | |
| Ya' Got Rubble | Ya' Got Trouble | From 'The Music Man' | |
| Big Bad Dick | Big Bad John | Jimmy Dean | |
| I Want to Hold Your Can | I Want To Hold Your Hand | The Beatles | |
| Snaky Snaky Plane | Achy Breaky Heart | Billy Ray Cyrus | |
| Grandma's Better Fed | Grandma's Feather Bed | John Denver | |
| In The Mood | In The Mood | Glenn Miller | |
| Just The Way I Am | Just The Way You Are | Billy Joel | |
| The Orange Barrels Polka | The Beer Barrel Polka | Traditional | |
| That Old Time Shock Parole | That Old Time Rock And Roll | Bob Seger | |
| Will Hung Who? | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | |
| God Bless Flight Ninety Three | God Bless America | Traditional | |
| Burning Down | Turn Around | Harry Belafonte | |
| Me And Mister Magoo | Me And Bobby McGee | Kris Kristofferson | |
| Henery With Eight, I Am | Henry The Eighth, I Am | Herman's Hermits | |
| St. Jude | Hey Jude | The Beatles | |
| The Old Rug Across | The Old Rugged Cross | Traditional | |
| Words People Say | Games People Play | Joe South | |
| On The Nina, And The Pinta, And The Santa Marie | On The Achison, Topeka, And The Santa Fe | Johnny Mercer | |
| I'll Be Seeing Me | I'll Be Seeing You | Frank Sinatra | |
| Up Down Girl | Uptown Girl | Billy Joel | |
| Elmer's Toon | Elmer's tune | Glenn Miller | |
| Fido's Love | Faded Love | Bob Wills, (later by Willie Nelson) | |
| Jehovah's Witness Protection Program | Green Grow The Lilacs | Traditional | |
| The Sound Of My Vents | The Sound of Silence | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| Senator Byrd | Surfin' Bird | The Trashmen | |
| Frosty The Snow Man | Frosty The Snowman | Traditional | |
| Underwear | Over There | Traditional | |
| Law Ride | Rawhide | Frankie Laine (TV Show Theme) | |
| Small One, Isn't It? | Small World, Isn't It? | Bette Midler | |
| Jerry | Sherry | Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons | |
| On The Road Again | On The Road Again | Willie Nelson | |
| Brew Bayou | Blue Bayou | Roy Orbison | |
| Dallas In Blunderland | Alice In Wonderland | Movie Song | |
| Once Upon A Dime | Once Upon A Time | Frank Sinatra | |
| Macaroniville | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffet | |
| You'll Never Walk Again | You'll Never Walk Alone | Jerry Lewis on MD Telethons | |
| Pandora | Candida | Tony Orlando and Dawn | |
| I Get A Kick Out Of Two | I Get A Kick Out Of You | Frank Sinatra | |
| Sixteen Tongues | Sixteen Tons | Tennessee Ernie Ford | |
| Hey, Quentin | San Quentin | Johnny Cash | |
| Kansas Twister | Kansas City | Fats Domino | |
| A Fella' Needs A Grill | A Fellow Needs A Girl | Perry Como | |
| The Good Wife | The Good Life | Tony Bennett | |
| Hug-a-Thug | Chug-a-Lug | Roger Miller | |
| The Stoners | The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | |
| A Whole Lotta' Shakin' Goin' On | A Whole Lotta' Shakin' Goin' On | Jerry Lee Lewis | |
| Daddy's First Base | Daddy Sang Bass | Johnny Cash | |
| The Bitches Of Cheyenne | The Beaches Of Cheyenne | Garth Brooks | |
| Oh, Barry Me Not... | Oh, Bury Me Not... | Traditional Cowboy Song | |
| Mr. Poo | Mr. Blue | The Fleetwoods | |
| The Old Haggard Hoss | The Old Rugged Cross | Traditional church hymn | |
| Jane | Jean | From Broadway Show, 'Oliver' | |
| Don't Fence 'em In | Don't Fence Me In | Bing Crosby | |
| Without A Schlong | Without A Song | Frank Sinatra | |
| I'm Henery With Cocks, I Am | I'm Henry The Eighth, I Am | Herman's Hermits | |
| Beautiful Screamers | Beautiful Dreamer | Traditional | |
| The Shadow Of Your Smell | The Shadow Of Your Smile | Frank Sinatra | |
| John Wesley Hardin | Rose Garden | Lynn Anderson, (recently by Martina McBride) | |
| She Bangs | Sh-Boom | The Crew Cuts | |
| I Like The Thongs | I Write The Songs | Barry Manilow | |
| Second Hand Smoke | Second Hand Rose | Barbra Streisand | |
| Hey, I'm Lookin' | Hey, Good Lookin' | Hank Williams | |
| She Was Always On My Ass | She Was Always On My Mind | Elvis(first) Willie Nelson,(later) | |
| Dixie Gal | Dixie | Traditional | |
| Prune Giver | Moon River | Andy Williams | |
| Beyond The Son Sets | Beyond The Sunset | Hank Williams | |
| No Stork, No Stork | New York, New York | Frank Sinatra | |
| The Highs Of Taxes | The Eyes Of Texas | Traditional | |
| So Much Is Snoop Doggy In The News, Now | How Much Is That Doggy In The Window | Patti Page | |
| You're Thru Don Don | Da Doo Ron Ron | The Chrystals | |
| Act Like You Ate The Vegetables | Accentuate The Positive | Perry Como | |
| I Fall For Pisces | I Fall To Pieces | Patsy Cline | |
| Beak To Beak | Cheek To Cheek | Fred Astaire | |
| Jack Palance | Green Acres | Television Theme Song | |
| It's Nice To Throw Javelin | It's Nice To Go Travelin' | Frank Sinatra | |
| Blowin' In The Wind | Blowin' In The Wind | Peter, Paul, and Mary | |
| I Accidently Punched Him In The Face | I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts | Merve Griffin | |
| In The Tub (rap) | In Da Club | 50 Cent | |
| Yabba Dabba Fred Flintstone | Abba Dabba Honeymoon | Traditional | |
| In My Good Old Slumber Time | In The Good Old Summer Time | Traditional | |
| Bowled Bonger | Goldfinger (theme) | Shirley Bassey | |
| Booger Pies | Goober Peas | Traditional | |
| Unavailable | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | |
| Apron Love | April Love | Pat Boone | |
| Came A Lot | Camelot | Richard Burton (Broadway Show song) | |
| Sheep Ranch Ain't Grand, Eh? | El Rancho Grande | Traditional | |
| Don't Wonder Who Her Thing Is Doing Tonight | I Wonder What The King Is Doing tonight | Richard Burton | |
| Lemon Lime | Clementine | Traditional | |
| Thanksgiving Memories | Thanks For The Memories | Bob Hope | |
| Make The Hurls Go Away | Make The World Go Away | Eddy Arnold | |
| Girls Gone Wild | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | |
| I Need Help When I Make Love To You | I Can't Help Falling In Love With You | Elvis Presley | |
| When You're Dialin' | When You're Smilin' | Traditional | |
| Buffalo Wings | Buffalo Gal | Traditional | |
| Don't Let The Stirrers Get In Your Eyes | Don't Let The Stars Get In Your Eyes | Perry Como | |
| I Wonder What The King Is Doing Tonight | I Wonder What The King Is Doing Tonight | Richard Burton | |
| Till There Was Ewe | Till There Was You | The Beatles | |
| Thanks For The Enima | Thanks For The Memory | Bob Hope | |
| Pam and Kid Rock | Love And Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| Shame, Shame, Shamu | Shame, Shame, On You | Eddy Arnold | |
| Almost Like Beeing In Love | Almost Like Being In Love | Frank Sinatra | |
| What I like Most Is Peeing In love | Almost Like Being In Love | Frank Sinatra | |
| On Top Of Old Pokey | On Top Of Old Smoky | Traditional | |
| Britney and Paris | April In Paris | Frank Sinatra | |
| Bad Cops | Bad Boys (Theme from 'Cops') | Inner Circle | |
| Wokkin' In A Winter Wonderland | Winter Wonderland | Traditional | |
| All I Want For Christmas Is A Yasmine Bleeth | All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth | Traditional | |
| Santa Claus Is Swingin' In Bed | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town | Traditional | |
| I Cleft Her Part In San Francisco | I Left My Heart In San Francisco | Tony Bennett | |
| The Most Expensive Time Of The Year | The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year | Andy Williams | |
| Ginger Bread House | Jingle Bell Rock | Traditional | |
| The First Snow 'L' | The First Noel | Traditional | |
| Halle Berry Christmas | Holly Jolly Christmas | Traditional | |
| Santa's Goin' Country This Year | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town | Traditional | |
| Fa la la la la, la la la la | Deck The Halls | Traditional | |
| Hay There | Hey There | Rosemary Clooney | |
| Need The Road Jack | Hit The Road, Jack | Ray Charles | |
| Ranches Are | Chances Are | Johnny Mathis | |
| Jolly Old St. Trickolas | Jolly Old St. Nicholas | Traditional | |
| I'll Be Drunk For Christmas | I'll Be Home For Christmas | Traditional | |
| I'll Take Your Home Again, Kathleen | I'll See You Home Again, Kathleen | Traditional | |
| Raisin Bran | Barbara Ann | Beach Boys | |
| No Business Like Shoe Business | No Business Like Show Business | Ethel Merman | |
| Style | Smile | Nat King Cole | |
| A Dusty Fidel Is | Adeste Fidelis | Traditional | |
| Hark, The Hairy Old Angel Sings | Hark! The Herald Angels Sing | Traditional | |
| Soy To The World | Joy To The World | Traditional | |
| What Child Is This | What Child Is This | Traditional | |
| I'm Gettin' Nutted For Christmas | I'm Gettin' Nuttin'For Christmas | Traditional | |
| Thirteen Days Of Christmas | Twelve Days Of Christmas | Traditional | |
| Don't Stench Me In | Don't Fence Me In | Bing Crosby | |
| Trump and Rosie | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| Enjoy Yourself | Enjoy Yourself | Perry Como | |
| Ol Stedman's Movin' In | The Yellow Rose Of Texas | Traditional | |
| The Ballad Of National City | The Ballad Of Jed Clampett | Flatt and Scruggs | |
| New York, New Year | New York, New York | Frank Sinatra | |
| Smoke Free | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
| Big Joan | Big John | Jimmy Dean | |
| Hotcakes By The Number | Heartaches By The Number | Ray Price | |
| Babyface | Babyface | Brenda Lee | |
| Sunni Boy | Sonny Boy | Al Jolson | |
| I Fought the Saw | I Fought the Law | Bobby Fuller | |
| Bonnie And Clyde | Frankie And Johnny | Traditional | |
| Carp and Sole | Heart And Soul | Tony Bennett | |
| Danced The Polka With Zucchini | Yellow Polka Dot Bikini | Bryan Hyland | |
| Trump, Trump, Trump | Tramp, Tramp, Tramp | Traditional | |
| Release Me | Release Me | Englebert Humperdinck | |
| Stress Test | Rawhide Theme | Frankie Laine | |
| On The Other Hand | On The Other Hand | Randy Travis | |
| Breaking In The Sheep | Bringing In The Sheaves | Traditional | |
| Feudin' and Fussin' and a' Fightin' | Feudin' and Fussin' and a' Fightin' | Bing Crosby | |
| Don't Put My Name On A Tombstone | My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean | Traditional | |
| Sinkin' In The Grain | Singing In The Rain | Gene Kelly | |
| I'm Sick Of Bein' A Hypochondriac | I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts | Merve Griffin | |
| A Stripper Goes 'Round and 'Round | The Music Goes 'Round and 'Round | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Never Could Get A Date In Kansas City | Everything's Up To Date In Kansas City | Cast of Oklahoma | |
| Is There A Visine For That | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | |
| Beautiful Screamers | Beautiful Dreamer | Traditional | |
| Colt...Barbaro | Colt...45 | Western TV Show Theme Song | |
| The Anniworsery Waltz | The Anniversary Waltz | Traditional | |
| Pledging My Love | Pledging My Love | Elvis Presley | |
| On The Road Again | On The Road Again | Willie Nelson | |
| I Walk The Lion | I Walk The Line | Johnny Cash | |
| Deltoid Brawn | Delta Dawn | Tanya Tucker | |
| We're Driving Over A Four Leaf Clover | I'm Looking Over A Four Leaf Clover | Russ Morgan | |
| I Be Long To Her | You Belong To Me | Patti Page | |
| Cool Ways | School Days | Chuck Berry | |
| No Days Are Like Snow Days | No Business like Show Business | Ethel Merman | |
| She's Got An Acne Face | Put On A Happy Face | From 'Bye Bye Birdie' | |
| Never Buy Love | Never, My Love | The Association | |
| Just Let Me Sin | Don't Fence Me In | Bing Crosby | |
| How Sleet It Is | How Sweet It Is(To be loved by you) | Marvin Gaye | |
| Bobblin' DoubleDees | Tumbling Tumbleweeds | Sons of the Pioneers | |
| The Plungerer | The Wanderer | Dion and The Belmonts | |
| I'm a Nasal Archaeologist | I am The Very Model Of a Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | |
| Unwritten | Unwritten | Natasha Bedingfield | |
| That Bogart Guy | As Time Goes By | From the movie 'Casablanca' | |
| Let Me Bite And Drain You | Let Me Entertain You | From Broadway Show, 'Gypsy' | |
| Rat Hide | Rawhide | Frankie Laine | |
| James Brown | Downtown | Petula Clark | |
| Rabies Face | Baby Face | Al Jolson | |
| Hairzy Goats | Mairzy Doats | The Merry Macs | |
| Hem'rrhoids of Fire | Ring of Fire | Johnny Cash | |
| A Hard Grazed Right | A Hard Days Night | The Beatles | |
| Mount And Do | Mountain Dew | Grampa Jones | |
| Sodom And Gomorrah | Tomorrow | From Broadway Show..'Annie' | |
| Sock Around The Crotch | Rock Around The Clock | Bill Haley and The Comets | |
| Itchcraft | Witchcraft | Frank Sinatra | |
| eBay | My Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| Cheek To Cheek | Cheek To Cheek | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Two Sheepy People | Two Sleepy People | Carly Simon | |
| As Long As She Needs Me | As Long As He Needs Me | Shirley Bassey..From B'Way show, 'Oliver' | |
| Goaltendah | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | |
| They Call The Kid Sanjaha | They Call The Wind Mariah | Kingston Trio | |
| Give Me A Pimpled Wife | Give Me The Simple Life | Dakota Staton | |
| Antlers In The Night | Strangers In The Night | Frank Sinatra | |
| The Lard Fangled Fannies | The Star Spangled Banner | National Anthem | |
| She Ain't Been Shavin' | Ain't Misbehavin' | Louis Armstrong | |
| Let's Wrist Again | Let's Twist Again | Chubby Checker | |
| You're A Flop | You're The Top | Fred Astaire | |
| Echoes Of Ella Fitzgerald | Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| A Pill Love | April Love | Pat Boone | |
| Imus-Time | Sugartime | McGuire Sisters | |
| I'll Be Seeing You | I'll Be Seeing You | Frank Sinatra | |
| The Slipsy Noodle | The Dipsy Doodle | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Mother Goose-Regoosed | Various Nursery Rhymes | Mother Goose | |
| Edward G Robinson | Mrs. Robinson | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| Simon Isn't Their Best Friend | Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend | Marilyn Monroe and Jane Russell | |
| Don Ho | Hi Ho | From the movie, "Snow White" | |
| One Way At A Time | One Day At A Time | Kris Kristofferson | |
| The Girl Who Is Bulimic | The Girl from Ipanema | Frank Sinatra | |
| A Penis Is A Girl's Best Friend | Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend | Marilyn Monroe and Jane Russell | |
| Bye Sanjaya | Jambalaya | Hank Williams Sr. | |
| Hair, We Grow Again | Here We Go Again | Ray Charles | |
| Wild Hairs | Rawhide | Frankie Laine(later, by Blues Bros.) | |
| Hallways | Always | Bing Crosby | |
| Bummer Times | Summertime | From "Porgy And Bess" | |
| Rock-a-bye Your Boobies | Rock-a-bye Your Baby | Al Jolson | |
| Save Me Jesus Just One Time | Get Me To The Church On Time | Rex Harrison..From "My Fair Lady" | |
| This Ole Mouse | This Ole House | Rosemary Clooney (later by Bette Midler) | |
| For Fazul I Would Die | A Fool Such As I | Elvis Presley | |
| Real Hoots Do Lot More Shakin | These Boots Were Made For Walkin | Nancy Sinatra | |
| Stay In! Stay Out! | Day In, Day Out | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| The Nookie Pokey | The Hokey Pokey | Ray Anthony and the Band | |
| No Pee'ticular Place To Go | No Particular Place To Go | Chuck Berry | |
| The Last Time I Saw Paris | The Last Time I Saw Paris | Dean Martin | |
| Are You Stoned Some Tonight | Are you lonesome tonight | Elvis Presley | |
| Gasoline | Maybelline | Chuck Berry | |
| They'll Shove Paris | I Love Paris | Nat King Cole | |
| Ragtop | Ragmop | Ames Brothers | |
| The Hairy Thought Of You | The Very Thought Of You | Rod Stewart | |
| Pee My Love | Be My Love | Mario Lanza | |
| Take Me Out To The Mall Game | Take Me Out To The Ball Game | Traditional | |
| Relieve Me | Release Me | Englebert Humperdinck | |
| The Sore Throat Hymn | The Marines Hymn | Traditional | |
| Loogies, Don't Let 'em Go Back Down | Ruby, Don't Take Your Love To Town | Kenny Rogers | |
| Only The Homely | Only The Lonely | Roy Orbison | |
| Hymens Are A Groom's Best Friend | Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend | Jane Russell and Marilyn Monroe | |
| Booze In The Night | Blues In The Night | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| When You Fish From In Your Car | When You Wish Upon A Star | Cliff Edwards | |
| Can Obama Catch Osama If He's Prez Someday | On The Atchison, Topeka, and The Santa Fe | Judy Garland | |
| The Wayward Whales | The Wayward Wind | Patsy Cline | |
| A Grazing Mace | Amazing Grace | Traditional | |
| Straighten Up Your Fly Right | Straighten Up And Fly Right | Nat King Cole | |
| For I've A Jolly Good Phallus | For He's A Jolly Good Fellow | Traditional | |
| My Old Kentucky Fried | My Old Kentucky Home | Traditional | |
| Single Gals | Jingle Bells | Traditional | |
| Stinky Feet | Lonely Street | Andy Williams | |
| That's Old Glory | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
| Broward Was The County | Coward Of The County | Kenny Rogers | |
| Up Your Lazy River | Up A Lazy River | Mills Brothers | |
| After The Balls Healed Over | After The Ball Was Over | Traditional | |
| Back Home Again, Here In Diana | Back Home Again, In Indiana | Traditional | |
| Alvin Rhodes | Country Roads | John Denver | |
| At Zoos...You Get Bites | The Blues In The Night | Frank Sinatra | |
| Somebody Bigger Than You And I | Somebody Bigger Than You And I | Whitney Houston | |
| Fornicatin' Girls | California Girls | Beach Boys | |
| Has Anybody Seen Miguel | Has Anybody Seen My Gal | Cliff Edwards | |
| I Wanna Be Gloved By You | I Wanna Be Loved By You | Marilyn Monroe | |
| Jack Is Back | Mack The Knife | Bobby Darin | |
| I Got A Hound | I Get Around | The Beach Boys | |
| Caught 'em In New York | Autumn In New York | Frank Sinatra | |
| Jokes Get In Our Eyes | Smoke Gets In Your Eyes | Nat King Cole | |
| After They've Gone | After You've Gone | Frank Sinatra | |
| She Made Me Taste Her Tongue | You Make Me Feel So Young | Frank Sinatra | |
| Butt's Not For Me | But Not For Me | Frank Sinatra | |
| The Gender Gap | The Tender Trap | Frank Sinatra | |
| Salmon Slanted Evening | Some Enchanted Evening | From "My Fair Lady" | |
| How Little I Grow | (How Little It Matters) How Little We Know | Frank Sinatra | |
| Autumn Leaves | Autumn Leaves | Nat King Cole | |
| Devil Went And Turned Me Into Tom Cruise | Sea Cruise | Frankie Ford | |
| Let's Call The Hole Thing Off | Let's Call The Whole Thing Off | Fred Astaire | |
| Did You Phone Some Tonight | Are You Lonesome Tonight | Elvis Presley | |
| The Rack Of Miss Fannie Fitzgerald | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| They Can't Take That Away From Me | They Can't Take That Away From Me | Frank Sinatra | |
| The Statued Lady | Lydia | Groucho Marx | |
| Money Can Buy Me Love | Money Can't Buy Me Love | The Beatles | |
| Tile | Smile | Nat King Cole | |
| Soliliquy (My wife's Bills) | Soliliquy (My boy Bill) | From "Carousel" | |
| Ast'roids | Raw Hide | Theme from "Raw Hide" TV show | |
| I Love You, Porky | I Love You, Porgy | Chaka Khan | |
| DC Madam | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| L B Mayer Made 'em Right | Help Me Make It Through The Night | Sammi Smith | |
| Spared Some Prison Blues | Folsom Prison Blues | Johnny Cash | |
| Them Crash Dummies | Old Dan Tucker | Traditional (New version by Bruce Springsteen) | |
| I Can Grieve | I Believe | Frankie Laine | |
| Mime | Mame | From Broadway Show, "Mame" | |
| I Spit Everywhere | I've Been Everywhere | Johnny Cash (version) | |
| On The Other Hand | On The Other Hand | Randy Travis | |
| It's a Gland Night for Swinging | It's a Grand Night for Singing | From "State Fair" | |
| Summer Camp | Summertime | From "Porgy and Bess" | |
| Obama Sang Bass | Daddy Sang Bass | Johnny Cash | |
| There's a Hole at the Bottom of a She | There's a Hole in the Bottom of the Sea | Traditional | |
| I Want A Grill (just like the grill) | I Want A Girl (just like the girl) | Traditional | |
| Where Did The Rain Go | Somewhere Over the Rainbow | Judy Garland | |
| Doesn't Donald Have a Comb? | Old MacDonald Had A Farm | Traditional | |
| Short In Bed | Shortnin' Bread | Traditional | |
| That Outhouse Rock And Roll | That Old Time Rock And Roll | Bob Seger | |
| You're An Ugh Bug, Mr. Pinch | You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch | Dr. Seuss | |
| Bottled Water | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| American Pie | American Pie | Don McLean | |
| Socked Three Times | Knock Three Times | Tony Orlando and Dawn | |
| Old Fingers | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | |
| Beaver | Fever | Peggy Lee | |
| Honky Honk Women | Honky Tonk Women | Rolling Stones, later by Jerry Lee Lewis | |
| I Got Orange Crush On You | I've Got A Crush On You | Frank Sinatra | |
| It's a Most Unusable Pay | It's a Most Unusual Day | Andy Williams | |
| Those Special Numbers On Late TV | He'll Have To Go | Jim Reeves | |
| We'll Be Sheehan Her | I'll Be Seeing You | Frank Sinatra | |
| The Barbar-ah Wal-terszz | The Barber of Seville (Figaro) | A Classic Opera | |
| Life Ain't Sunny For Miners, Today | Funny How Time Slips Away | Willie Nelson | |
| That's Your Story | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
| Andy We Loved So | And I Love You So | Perry Como | |
| She Loved Andrew Jackson | The Yellow Rose Of Texas | Traditional | |
| I've Got Depends On Me | It All Depends On You | Frank Sinatra | |
| Monday Mornin' Comin' Down | Sunday Morning Coming Down | Johnny Cash | |
| Juan Forgot A Stool | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | |
| It Was A Worn Out Goodyear | It Was A Very Good Year | Frank Sinatra | |
| Around The World Had Eighty Lays | Around The World In Eighty Days (Theme) | Bing Crosby | |
| Manhattans | Manhattan | Frank Sinatra | |
| Faye Did Love | Faded Love | Patsy Cline | |
| Toys In The World | Joy To The World | Traditional | |
| Ain't Goin' Down (Where The Sun Down Shine) | Ain't Going Down (till The Sun Comes Up) | Garth Brooks | |
| Sheep Make Me Grin | Don't Fence Me In | Bing Crosby | |
| Seventy Seven Faucet Drips | Seventy Seven Sunset Strip | Theme from TV show,"77 Sunset Strip" | |
| Don't Wanna' Go With You | I Want To Go With You | Eddie Arnold | |
| Time In A Battle | Time In A Bottle | Jim Croce | |
| How Rich Is That Doggie Of Leona's | How Much Is That Doggie In The Window | Patti Page | |
| I Have Each Part, But Where Does This Go | I Left My Heart In San Francisco | Tony Bennett | |
| Midwest Plowboy | Rhinestone Cowboy | Glen Campbell | |
| Ya Got Trouble | Ya Got Trouble | Robert Preston in "Music Man" | |
| I Fall In Feces | I Fall To Pieces | Patsy Cline | |
| Old Damn Trucker | Old Dan Tucker | Bruce Springsteen | |
| The View with Whoopee | Makin' Whoopee | Ray Charles | |
| Pavarotti | Pagliacci | Shirley Bassey (This English Translation) | |
| Go Do It On A Mountain | Go Tell It On A Mountain | Traditional | |
| My Poo Heaven | My Blue Heaven | Steve Martin | |
| Oh, Booty Woman | Oh, Pretty Woman | Roy Orbison | |
| Pilsener I Love | Prisoner of Love | Frank Sinatra | |
| I'm Pam's, Each Said | I Am, I said | Neil Diamond | |
| Stuck to a Lady, Tonight | Luck be a Lady, Tonight | Frank Sinatra | |
| Swinging Like A Star | Swinging On A Star | Bing Crosby | |
| You Made Me Love You | You Made Me Love You | Judy Garland | |
| Take This Cob And Shove It | Take This Job And Shove It | Johnny Paycheck | |
| Toddler Days | Cotton Fields | Credence Clearwater Revival | |
| This Old Spouse | This Ole House | Rosemary Clooney | |
| The Summer's Gone | The Summer Wind | Frank Sinatra | |
| Frijoles Night | O Holy Night | Traditional | |
| The Potty's Over (#2) | The Party's Over | Nat King Cole | |
| I'm An Old Cow's Hands | I'm An Old Cowhand | Bing Crosby | |
| I've Loved Lotta' Girls | I've Been Everywhere | Johnny Cash | |
| AT&T | Tea For Two | Frank Sinatra | |
| Silicone Valleys | Sweet Little Sixteen | Chuck Berry | |
| I'm an Old Door Ram | I'm an Old Cow Hand | Bing Crosby | |
| Pretty Red Wings | Pretty Red Wing | Traditional | |
| Everybody Kicks The Bucket | Everybody Loves Somebody | Dean Martin | |
| Battles His Speeches In Public | Battle Hymn Of The Republic | Traditional | |
| Every Doctor Gloves Somebody, Sometime | Everybody Loves Somebody, Sometime | Dean Martin | |
| It's Andria's Fault | Sweet Little Sixteen | Chuck Berry | |
| What a Fred He Had, Oh Jesus | What a Friend We Have in Jesus | Traditional | |
| Come Blow My Horn | Come Blow Your Horn | Frank Sinatra | |
| Dancing with the Cars | Dancing in the Dark | Frank Sinatra | |
| Sopranos | Bonanza | Lorne Greene | |
| Tramps, Tramps, Tramps | Tramp! Tramp! Tramp! | Traditional | |
| In The Meadow | In The Ghetto | Elvis Presley | |
| Alehouse Stock | Jailhouse Rock | Elvis Presley | |
| Puffs, The Magic Tissue | Puff, The Magic Dragon | Peter, Paul, and Mary | |
| Callwave | Always | Bing Crosby | |
| I'll Be Seeing Ewe | I'll Be Seeing You | Frank Sinatra | |
| When The Lights Go On Again | When The Lights Go On Again(All Over The World) | Vera Lynn | |
| Vito Mosquito | The Yellow Rose Of Texas | Traditional | |
| The Good Life | The Good Life | Frank Sinatra | |
| Sinatra At The Sands | Give Me The Simple Life | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Vaseline | Tangerine | Johnny Mercer | |
| Flabby Days Are Here Again | Happy Days Are Here Again | Barbra Streisand | |
| The Pips And Gladys Knight | I Could Have Danced All Night | From "My Fair Lady" | |
| Stand By Your Lamb | Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | |
| Stall's The Way | All The Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| I Talk The Lines | I Walk The Line | Johnny Cash | |
| Stand By Your Can | Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | |
| When A Cat Walks On Your Car | When You Wish Upon A Star | Cliff Edwards | |
| Golden Teeth and Diamond Bling Bling | Silver Threads and Golden Needles | Dolly Parton | |
| Snitchcraft | Witchcraft | Frank Sinatra | |
| Gavelin' Man | Travelin' Man | Ricky Nelson | |
| Vic Morrow | Tomorrow | From "Annie" | |
| Tanned By Your Can | Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | |
| J-Lo The Famous Dame's Rear | Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autrey | |
| Play-Doh | Day-o (Banana Boat song) | Harry Belafonte | |
| Roll Over, More Lovin' | Roll Over, Beethoven | Chuck Berry | |
| Paper Rose's | Paper Roses | Marie Osmond | |
| California's Burning Down | California, Here I Come | Al Jolson | |
| Skylark | Skylark | Johnny Mercer | |
| Good Old Drive In Show | Old Time Rock And Roll | Bob Seger | |
| Shall We Lance | Shall We Dance | From B'way show, "The King and I" | |
| Seeger Time | Sugar Time | McGuire Sisters | |
| The Way We War | The Way We Were | Barbra Streisand | |
| I Threw A Custard In Her Face | I've Grown Accustomed To Her Face | From "My Fair Lady" | |
| Ocarina | Oklahoma | From B'Way show, "Oklahoma" | |
| See Ya Later, Elevator | See Ya Later, Alligator | Bill Haley and The Comets | |
| It's Our Love Lever | It's Now Or Never | Elvis Presley | |
| Sucret Love | Secret Love | Doris Day | |
| Drac The Bite | Mack The Knife | Bobby Darin | |
| Robert Goulet Has Left Us | If Ever I Would Leave You | Robert Goulet | |
| With A Little Bit Of Flux | With A Little Bit O' Luck | From B'way show, "My Fair Lady" | |
| That Vasectomy | Graduation Day | Beach Boys | |
| Port-A-Potty | Love And Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| You Are My Sometime | You Are My Sunshine | Johnny Cash | |
| No Butts In My Nose | Buttons And Bows | Bob Hope, from movie "The Paleface" | |
| Green Green Grass Of Home | Green Green Grass Of Home | Johnny Cash | |
| Alex and Her Rag Time Band | Alexander's Ragtime Band | Irving Berlin | |
| They Call The Wine Sangria | They Call The Wind Mariah | Kingston Trio | |
| You're The Real Babe | I Got You, Babe | Sonny and Cher | |
| Get Chappy | Get Happy | Judy Garland | |
| I Can't Give None Of That Butt Love, Baby | I Can't Give You Nothin' Else But Love, Baby | Judy Garland | |
| Bad Dawg | Bad Boys | Inner Circle | |
| The Haagen Of Dazs | Off To See The Wizard | From "The Wizard of Oz" | |
| I'm Drinkin' Tonight With My Brew Guys | I'm Thinking Tonight Of My Blue Eyes | Eddy Arnold | |
| If I Only Had A Harl | If I Only Had A Heart | From "The Wizard of Oz | |
| Blue Water Line | Blue Water Line | Kingston Trio | |
| If I Only Had Rogaine | If I Only Had A Brain | From "The Wizard of Oz" | |
| Dangler In Paradise | Stranger In Paradise | Tony Bennett | |
| Connie Lies Over My Scrotum | My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean | Traditional | |
| Boots Was Made For Saxin' | These Boots Were Made For Walking | Nancy Sinatra | |
| AmeriCur, The Plentiful | America, The Beautiful | Traditional | |
| My Movie Gal Flings | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | |
| Plop Went The Edsel | Pop Goes The Weasel | Traditional | |
| Thanks, For This Day, We Give | Thanks For The | Bob Hope | |
| Ghoul Water | Cool Water | Sons of the Pioneers | |
| Reuben, Reuben | Reuben, Reuben | Traditional | |
| So Short, It's Been Good To Know Ya | So Long, It's Been Good To Know Ya | Woody Guthrie | |
| Attitude | In The Mood | Glenn Miller | |
| Sway Ride | Sleigh Ride | LeRoy Anderson | |
| Battle Him For the Pub Licks | Battle Hymn Of The Republic | Traditional | |
| Santa Cruz, A Wonderful Town | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town | Traditional | |
| I'm Johnny Cash | I Walk The Line | Johnny Cash | |
| I'm Frisky | Rye Whiskey | Traditional | |
| We're Disco Nuts At Christmas | I Just Go Nuts At Christmas | Jorgi Jorgenson | |
| Silver Gals | Silver Bells | Bing Crosby | |
| White Grits Mush | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| Got The Clapper | Firecracker | Josh Turner | |
| The Bells of Salvation | The Bells of St. Mary's | Bing Crosby | |
| Who Do We Blame For Waco | Cross The Brazos At Waco | Marty Robbins | |
| Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer | Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | |
| Mr. Gene Kelly | Mr. Bojangles | Sammy Davis Jr. | |
| Low Riders On Her Thigh | Ghost Riders In The Sky | Johnny Cash | |
| El Dubya | El Paso | Marty Robbins | |
| Just a Jiggle Ho | Just a Gigolo | Louis Prima | |
| Santa Claus Is Thumbing To Town | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town | Traditional | |
| Wet Christmas | White Christmas | Bring Crosby | |
| Dumb and Dumber Joy | Little Drummer Boy | Traditional | |
| On Top Of A Smokey | On Top Of Old Smoky | The Weavers | |
| Shake Your Weiner | Shake Your Booty | KC and The Sunshine Band | |
| The Edge Of Precarious | The Age Of Aquarious | From musical, "Hair" | |
| Divas In Vegas | Viva Las Vegas | Elvis Presley | |
| Bread Dough Rising | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Aunt Flo | Hi Ho | From the movie: "Snow White" | |
| The Ants | The Dance | Garth Brooks | |
| Tried A Kangaroo Pouch, Ouch | Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport | Rolf Harris | |
| I Am Hill'ry | I Am Woman | Helen Reddy | |
| My "Pay For It" Things | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | |
| Route 69 | Route 66 | Nat King Cole | |
| JetBlue With Me | Come Fly With Me | Frank Sinatra | |
| Games Children Play | Games People Play | Joe South | |
| Buried In Debt On The Loan Prairie | Bury Me Not On The Lone Prairie | Traditional | |
| I'll Take Room Ants | I'll Take Romance | Matt Monro | |
| Try To Remember | Try To Remember | Tom Jones | |
| Bragtime Cowboy Joe | Ragtime Cowboy Joe | Roy Rogers | |
| Gary's In Diana | Gary, Indiana | From "The Music Man" | |
| My Chronic Ills | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | |
| Can't Take The Ice Off Of You | Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You | Frankie Valli | |
| Over The Rainbow | Over The Rainbow | Judy Garland | |
| Can't Keep The Guys Off Of You | Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You | Frankie Valli | |
| Gummin' 'Round The Mountain | Coming Around The Mountain | Traditional | |
| Those Writers Still On Strike | Ghost Riders In The Sky | Johnny Cash | |
| They Do Ron, Ron | Da Doo Ron Ron | The Crystals | |
| 3.10 To You, Ma | 3:10 To Yuma | Frankie Laine | |
| Expired Warranty | Unchained Melody | Andy Williams | |
| Six Years As A Toad | Six Days On The Road | Dave Dudley | |
| Q-Tips | Cupid | Sam Cooke | |
| French In Low Places | Friends In Low Places | Garth Brooks | |
| Teflon Don | Delta Dawn | Tanya Tucker | |
| A Lice In Wonderland | Alice In Wonderland | From the movie of the same name | |
| The Grand Lure | The Grand Tour | George Jones | |
| The Summer's Eve | The Summer Wind | Frank Sinatra | |
| Damn Frilly Lace | Chantilly Lace | The Big Bopper | |
| The Knucklecrack | The Hucklebuck | Frank Sinatra | |
| Toot Toot Tooters, Goodbye | Toot Toot Tootsie, Goodbye | Brenda Lee | |
| Someday My Pants Will Come | Someday My Prince Will Come | From "Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs" | |
| Whose Gay In Hollywood | Hooray For Hollywood | Doris Day | |
| For Me And My Val | For Me And My Gal | Gene Kelly | |
| My Foamy Ballantyne | My Funny Valentine | Frank Sinatra | |
| Paper Moon | Paper Moon | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| This Cow's My Love | What Now My Love | Brenda Lee | |
| The Koochie Krotcha' | La Cucaracha | Traditional | |
| Saliva | Bonanza | Theme from TV show, "Bonanza" | |
| Obamarama | In The Mood | Glen Miller | |
| Busted | Busted | Ray Charles | |
| Piranha | Manana | Peggy Lee | |
| No Work, No Work | New York, New York | Frank Sinatra | |
| Meet Me In Ohi-Obama | Meet Me In St. Louis | Judy Garland | |
| Smacked With A Paddle Again | Back In The Saddle Again | Gene Autry | |
| Goodnight Marine | Goodnight Irene | Leadbelly | |
| You Don't Have To Say You Love Me | You Don't Have To Say You Love Me | Dusty Springfield | |
| The Flavor Of Love | The Glory Of Love | Bette Midler | |
| Five To Nine | Nine To Five | Dolly Parton | |
| Trampoline | Maybelline | Chuck Berry | |
| Yesteryear | Yesterday | Airfarcewon | |
| Are You Smashed With The Bud, Like I Am | Are You Washed In the Blood Of The Lamb | Traditional Hymn | |
| Trees | Trees | Joyce Kilmer | |
| Come Buy With Me | Come Fly With me | Frank Sinatra | |
| Fast Through Alaska | North To Alaska | Johnny Horton | |
| The Nanny | The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | |
| Back In Seattle Again | Back In The Saddle Again | Gene Autrey | |
| Rotten Slop | Rocky Top | Nitty Gritty Dirt Band | |
| Stand By Your Man | Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | |
| Popeye Eats Olives | When You Wore A Tulip | Judy Garland And Gene Kelly | |
| There Was A Very Scary Bum In The Sanitarium | I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General | Gilbert And Sullivan | |
| Wichita Loin Mam | Wichita Lineman | Glen Campbell | |
| An Old Fashioneds Kind A Guy | Always True To You In My Fashion | From B'Way Show, "Kiss Me Kate" | |
| Jeremiah Is A Bulldog | Jerremiah Was A Bullfrog (Joy To The World) | Credance Clearwater Revival | |
| Moonlight Becomes Ewe | Moonlight Becomes You | Frank Sinatra | |
| Go With Google | Barney Google | Spike Jones | |
| Eel Tongue | The Night Is Young (And you're so beautiful) | Dean Martin | |
| Sum Of A Breach | Teach Me Tonight | DeMarco Sisters | |
| The Grape Upender | The Great Pretender | The Platters | |
| Back In The U.S. I Are | Back In The U.S.S.R. | The Beatles | |
| Sam Adams Brew For Me | The Addams Family | Vic Mizzy | |
| Flop Sweat | Rawhide | The Blues Brothers | |
| Tiny Bubbles | Tiny Bubbles | Don Ho | |
| One Silly Race | Chantilly Lace | The Big Bopper | |
| Complain With Me | Come Fly With Me | Frank Sinatra | |
| Oprah's Party | Oklahoma | From B'way show, Oklahoma | |
| Pop Licks | Chopsticks | Sesame Street (TV) | |
| Hillary, The Lib'ral Lady | Lydia, The Tattooed Lady | Groucho Marx | |
| Born Freed | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
| I Wanna Be A Hound | I Wanna Be Around | Tony Bennett | |
| Dick Cheney's Huntin' Tail | Love Potion Number Nine | The Searchers | |
| Did They Pry His Rifle From His Cold Dead Hands? | You Can't Be A Beacon(If your light don't shine) | Donna Fargo | |
| Mountin Hillary | Mountain Greenery | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Do You Floss | Shall We Dance | From B'Way show, "The King And I" | |
| Hello Mugger | Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah | Allan Sherman | |
| Little Quarrelin' | Little Darlin' | The Diamonds | |
| It's A Knocked Up Wife | It's A Hard-Knock Life | From Broadway show, | |
| I've Got Gene Simmons' Tongue | You Make Me Feel So Young | Frank Sinatra | |
| Old Man's Stripper | Old Man River | From the musical, "Showboat" | |
| Took Us Out To The Ball Game | Take Me Out To The Ball Game | Traditional | |
| You've Gotta' Have Pope | You've Gotta' Have Heart | From B'way musical, "Damn Yankees" | |
| Ladies Love Mercedes, The Guys Like Cadillacs | The Navy Gets The Gravy (the army gets the beans) | Jerry Lewis in "At War With The Army" | |
| There I've Shed 'em Again | There I've Said It Again | Bobby Vinton | |
| I Enjoy Being A Guy | I Enjoy Being A Girl | From B'way show, "Flower Drum Song" | |
| Muskie | Misty | Johnny Mathis | |
| When Will I Tree You Again | When Will I See You Again | Barry Manilow | |
| Dim Dim For Me | Chim Chim Cher-ee | From "Mary Poppins" | |
| Hand Me Down Is John McCain | Hand Me Down My Walking Cane | Porter Waggoner | |
| I Could've Glanced All Night | I Could've Danced All Night | Julie Andrews | |
| Rock Is Ageless | Rock Of Ages | Hymns | |
| Gotta' Babble On | Gotta' Travel On | Billy Grammer | |
| If I Only Had A Harp | If I only Had A Heart | From the film, "Wizard of Oz" | |
| Ol' Dudley Do-Right | Why Don't You Do Right | Peggy Lee | |
| Lo-ving On Rose | La Vi en Rose | Edith Piaf | |
| Poo Moon | Blue Moon | Frank Sinatra | |
| Twisters, Twisters | Sisters, Sisters | Marilyn Monroe and Jane Russell | |
| Deep In The Heart Of Ex's | Deep In The Heart Of 'Texas | Traditional | |
| A Comb Again | Back Home Again | John Denver | |
| Ol' Roy | Oh Boy | Buddy Holly | |
| Fanny's Song | Annie's Song | John Denver | |
| I Got Wood Under My Skin | I've Got You Under My Skin | Frank Sinatra | |
| Hello Dolly | Hello Dolly | Barbara Streisand | |
| I Do It Her Way | My Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| All My Ex's Get My Checks's | All My Ex's Live In Texas | George Strait | |
| Barack's In The Saddle Again | Back In The Saddle Again | Gene Autry | |
| I Was Enhanced All Night | I Could Have Danced All Night | From "My Fair Lady" | |
| Stuffin' Wings Of Buffalo | Shuffle Off To Buffalo | From a vintage film: "42nd Street" | |
| I'm A Bee Leaver | I'm A Believer | The Monkees | |
| Everything Shows | Everything Goes | Cole Porter | |
| Oh, My Pee-Pee | Eddie Fisher | Oh, My Papa | |
| The Billy Told Overture | William Tell Overture | Traditional (Lone Ranger Theme) | |
| Hillary Won't Go Home | Country Roads (Take Me Home) | John Denver | |
| On The Funny Side Of The Street | On The Sunny Side Of The Street | Various Artists | |
| Do You Ever Spit On People When You Talk? | She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain | Traditional | |
| When We Raised Seven Teens | It Was A Very Good Year | Frank Sinatra | |
| Booze Up and Shake Beer | Brush Up Your Shakespeare | Cole Porter | |
| The Linus Sleeps Tonight | The Lion Sleeps Tonight | The Tokens | |
| Never French Kiss Ladies With Dentures | Ding Dong Daddy From Dumas | Louis Armstrong | |
| City Kitty Clang Clang | Chitty Chitty Bang Bang | Dick Van Dyke | |
| Blueberry Pie | Blueberry Hill | Fats Domino | |
| Steer Parts, Pig Brains, and Scrapple | Dear Hearts And Gentle People | Bing Crosby | |
| Two Shots Of Whiskey | A Spoonful Of Sugar | From | |
| I Don't Have A Spare | I've Been Everywhere | Johnny Cash | |
| Spendin' With Clowns | Send In The Clowns | Frank Sinatra | |
| Does Net Worth Ever Cross Your Mind | Does Fort Worth Ever Cross Your Mind | George Strait | |
| Put Your Legs On My Shoulders | Put Your Head On My Shoulder | Paul Anka | |
| Butt Beautiful | But Beautiful | Frank Sinatra | |
| Yes, Otis Regrets | Miss Otis Regrets | Cole Porter | |
| The Songs of Donna Summer | The Things We Did Last Summer | Frank Sinatra | |
| Long Ball Sally | Long Tall Sally | Little Richard | |
| Gown Down | Downtown | Petula Clark | |
| Pants Of Capri | Isle Of Capri | Frank Sinatra | |
| Recalling The Summer Of Woodstock | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| A Cockeyed Optometrist | A Cockeyed Optimist | From, "South Pacific" | |
| Oh, My Ba-ba | Oh, My Papa | Eddie Fisher | |
| Someone To Crotch Over Me | Someone To Watch Over Me | Frank Sinatra | |
| Buy Me A Balloon | Fly Me To The Moon | Frank Sinatra | |
| It's A Long Trip, Golly Pop! | On The Good Ship Lollipop | Shirley Temple | |
| Don't Bring Zulus | Don't Bring Lulu | Frank Sinatra | |
| Just Get A Kick From A Shoe | I Get A Kick Out Of You | Frank Sinatra | |
| Margarine-a-ville | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffett | |
| The Actor Named Barry Fitzgerald | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| Will The Circus Be Forgotten | Will The Circle Be Unbroken | The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band | |
| Six Wide Horses | Six White Horses | Tommy Cash | |
| Big Tim | Big John | Jimmy Dean | |
| Kinky Ways To Love Your Lover | Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | |
| Hello Pipe Leak, Hello Solder | Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah | Allan Sherman | |
| Swingin' In The Rain | Singin' In The Rain | Gene Kelly | |
| Bessie Mae Moo-Cho | Besame' Mucho | Frank Sinatra | |
| Some Enhanced Ted's Evening | Some Enchanted Evening | Frank Sinatra | |
| Taco, Taco | Tico Tico | Ethel Smih | |
| He Was Comedy, George Carlin | You Call Everybody Darlin | Frank Sinatra | |
| Happiness Is Just A Cup of Joe | Happiness Is Just A Thing Called Joe | Judy Garland | |
| Have Yourself A Very Nice UnChristmas | Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas | Judy Garland | |
| Fuzzy Naveled With 'em | Fascinating Rhythm | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Moonshine And Vermouth | Moonlight In Vermont | Frank Sinatra | |
| She Set My Foot On Fy-ahh | They Call The Wind Mariah | Kingston Trio | |
| Love Lever In The Sand | Love Letters In The Sand | Pat Boone | |
| Put It On, What Fits | Puttin' On The Ritz | Irving Berlin | |
| Tie Up Your Baboon | Fly Me To The Moon | Frank Sinatra | |
| Dance, Valentino, Dance | Dance, Ballerina, Dance | Nat King Cole | |
| Prost-i-Tootsie | Toot, Toot, Tootsie | Al Jolson | |
| New Birth, New Birth | New York, New York | Frank Sinatra | |
| Waitin' For The Doctor, To See | Waiting For The Robert E. Lee | Dean Martin | |
| Hanky Noodle | Yankee Doodle | Traditional | |
| Plastic Noses | Paper Roses | Marie Osmond | |
| Orlando | Fernando | ABBA | |
| A Big Spender | Hey Big Spender | Shirley Bassey | |
| Both Sides, Now | Both Sides, Now | Frank Sinatra | |
| A Kick In The Crotch | Ain't That A Kick In The Head | Dean Martin | |
| The Blue Danube | The Blue Danube | Johann Strauss | |
| Abu Dhabi Money Moon | Aba Daba Honeymoon | Debbie Reynolds | |
| Scream Lover | Dream Lover | Bobby Darin | |
| Jello Tarts | Jealous Heart | Dolly Parton | |
| Fannie And Freddie | Frankie And Johnny | Elvis Presley | |
| Guppy Love | Pupoy Love | Paul Anka | |
| Lester Flatt And Earl Scruggs | Me And Bobby McGee | Kris Kristoferson | |
| Shag Her Time | Sugartime | The McGuire Sisters | |
| How Great Thou Fart | How Great Thou Art | Traditional | |
| Hello, Dolly | Hello Dolly | Barbra Streisand | |
| Golden Girl | Silver Bells | Nat King Cole | |
| Fat's My Desire | That's My Desire | Frankie Laine | |
| The Impossible Stream | The Impossible Dream | Elvis Presley | |
| Dome Sweet Dome | Home Sweet Home | Traditional | |
| Fly Way | My Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| Sticky Mouse | Mickey Mouse Club Theme | Mickey Mouse Club performers | |
| Me and Flabby Marie | Me and Bobby McGee | Kris Kristofferson | |
| Woke Up Little Boozy | Wake Up, Little Suzie | Everly Brothers | |
| Someone Stole My Clutch | Sometimes When We Touch | Rod Stewart | |
| All The Girls Been Loved Before | To all The Girls I've Loved Before | Willie Nelson | |
| Glockenspiels Of Chrome | Cotton Fields Back Home | Johnny Cash | |
| Polly, Willy Diddle All The Day | Polly Wolly Doodle All The Day | Burl Ives | |
| The Old Ism Trail | The Old Chisholm Trail | Charlie Daniels | |
| Sad Time, Isn't It ? | Small World, Isn't It ? | Bette Midler | |
| John Edwards | John Henry | Bruce Springsteen | |
| Foreclosures | Matilda | Harry Belafonte | |
| Your Heap Won't Start | Your Cheatin' Heart | Hank Williams | |
| Stool Water | Cool Water | Sons Of The Pioneers | |
| Tranny Boy | Danny Boy | Traditional | |
| Come Fly With Me | Come Fly With Me | Frank Sinatra | |
| From This, Moe Meant Ow'n | From This Moment On | Frank Sinatra | |
| Bartender | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | |
| Great Barbs Of Wire | Great Balls Of Fire | Jerry Lee Lewis | |
| Grab Tide | Ebb Tide | Frank Sinatra | |
| I Fool Around | I Get Around | Beach Boys | |
| Down In My Val'rie | Down In The Valley | Burl Ives | |
| Please Don't Walk Around (With Your Clothes On) | Please Don't Talk About Me (When I'm Gone) | Frank Sinatra | |
| Genesee Flip Top Can | Tennessee Flat Top Box | Johnny Cash | |
| The Drummer's Wind | The Summer Wind | Frank Sinatra | |
| Big John Wayne | Big John | Jimmy Dean | |
| Without Sarongs | Without A Song | Frank Sinatra | |
| Testosterone | Your Cheatin' Heart | Hank Williams | |
| Mars Fell On Alabama | Stars Fell On Alabama | Frank Sinatra | |
| Too Marble Assed For Words | Too Marvelous For Words | Frank Sinatra | |
| Scream A Little Scream With Me | Dream A Little Dream Of Me | The Mamas and The Papas | |
| Bullfrog | Hound Dog | Elvis Presley | |
| For The Good Rhymes | For The Good Times | Ray Price | |
| A Place For Dust | Somewhere (A Place For Us) | West Side Story | |
| Obama's Night | O Holy Night | Traditional | |
| You Kneaded Me | You Needed Me | Anne Murray | |
| You Kneeded Me | You Needed Me | Anne Murray | |
| A Bed With Me | Abide With Me | Traditional | |
| You'll Always Walk Alone | You'll Never Walk Alone | Jerry Lewis | |
| That's Knife | That's Life | Frank Sinatra | |
| Ground Hog | Hound Dog | Elvis Presley | |
| Lipstick Caused A Holler | Lipstick On Your Collar | Connie Francis | |
| I'm Pissed Again | Let's Twist Again | Chubby Checker | |
| The Beer Necessities | The Bare Necessities | From movie: The Jungle Book | |
| I Love Lemonade | I Love A Parade | Arden-Ohmen Orchestra | |
| Nipple Peek | Cripple Creek | Traditional | |
| Where Are The Towns | Send In The Clowns | Frank Sinatra | |
| Knock 'em Down, Obama | Buckle Down, Winsocki | Liza Minnelli | |
| Wonder What Burger's King Is Doing Tonight | I Wonder What The King Is Doing Tonight | Richard Burton | |
| Sunbeam | Glow Worm | The Mills Brothers | |
| The Hawaiian 'Can't' | The Hawaiian War Chant | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Under Bar | Wunderbar | From, "Kiss Me Kate" | |
| BailOut Rock | Jailhouse Rock | Elvis Presley | |
| Once In A Whale | Once In A While | Nat King Cole | |
| Back In the Straddle Again | Back In The Saddle Again | Gene Autry | |
| Teddy Bare | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | |
| Galveston | Galveston | Glen Campbell | |
| Skylight Crime | Twilight Time | The Platters | |
| Glow Bar | Glow Worm | The Mills Brothers | |
| That's Paul | That's All | Michael Buble | |
| I Will Always "Gov" You | I Will Always Love You | Whitney Houston | |
| Put Your Arms Around Your Money | Put Your Arms Around Me, Honey | Dean Martin | |
| Buns Rise, Buns Set | Sunrise, Sunset | Fiddler On The Roof | |
| If Young Nurses Nursed In Nursing Homes | Comin' 'Round The Mountain | Traditional | |
| Floss Under The Bridge | Cross Over The Bridge | Patti Page | |
| In And Out And Up And Down | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | From "Mary Poppins" | |
| See Russia With "Gov" | From Russia With Love | Matt Monro | |
| Ole Buttermilk Cakes | Ole Buttermilk Sky | Hoagy Carmichael | |
| This Old Man | This Old Man | Traditional | |
| Old Guy And Babes | Guys And Dolls | Frank Sinatra | |
| Jest One Of Those Sings | Just One Of Those Things | Frank Sinatra | |
| I Love A Tirade | I Love A Parade | Arden-Ohman Orchestra | |
| Get It On, Little Doggie | Get Along Little Doggie | Cowboy traditional | |
| Scrub Your Ender | Love Me Tender | Elvis Presley | |
| Children | People | Barbara Streisand | |
| Cow Pie | Rawhide | The Blues Brothers | |
| Filthy Poor | Silver Threads and Golden Needles | Dolly Parton | |
| Just Be Cool | Don't Be Cruel | Elvis Presley | |
| Deep In The Art Of Texting | Deep In The Heart Of Texas | Various performers | |
| Cougar Time | Sugartime | McGuire Sisters | |
| Milk For My Baby | One For My Baby | Frank Sinatra | |
| The Wrangler | The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | |
| The Tater Mash | Monster Mash | Bobby | |
| "B" Gauze | Because | Perry Como | |
| Obamazing | Oklahoma | From "Oklahoma" | |
| B. O. | Day O | Harry Belafonte | |
| Nobody Sang 'em Better | Nobody Does It Better | Carly Simon | |
| After I've Gone | After You've Gone | Frank Sinatra | |
| Will You Groan Some Tonight | Are You Lonesome Tonight | Elvis Presley | |
| Concrete Cowboy | Rhinestone Cowboy | Glen Campbell | |
| As My Keister Gently Beeps | While My Guitar Gently Weeps | The Beatles | |
| Pooper Moon | Paper Moon | Nat King Cole | |
| The Charge Of The Light Brigade | The Charge Of The Light Brigade | Alfred Lord Tennyson (performed by Alfalfa) | |
| Bowl Some Prison Blues | Folsom Prison Blues | Johnny Cash | |
| The Poo Tailed Fly | The Blue Tailed Fly | Burl Ives | |
| Jack Goff | Big Bad John | Johnny Cash | |
| You've Got Me Under Your Skin | I've Got You Under My Skin | Frank Sinatra | |
| Mayonnaise Is Here Again | Happy Days Is Here Again | Barbara Streisand | |
| Strangest And Weirdest Purplish Floating Crap Game | Oldest Established Permanent Floating Crap Game | Frank Sinatra | |
| My Fuzzy Ball a' Twine | My Funny Valentine | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| At The Slots | At The Hop | Danny And The Juniors | |
| It's A No | Let It Snow | Frank Sinatra | |
| Yellow Submarine | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | |
| Into The Liver And Through The Blad | Over The River And Through The Woods | Traditional | |
| The Ballad Of Cat Poo Poo | The Ballad Of Cat Ballou | Nat King Cole, from the movie, | |
| Doobie, Your Puffs Take Me To Town | Ruby, Don't Take Your Love To Town | Kenny Rogers | |
| I'm Glad I Got Drapes With A Valance | The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance | Gene Pitney | |
| Shoe Fly By | Shoo Fly Pie | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Gay Ride | Sleigh Ride | Leroy Anderson | |
| A Peanut Brittle Christmas | We Need A Little Christmas | Johnny Mathis | |
| Roll Up Apparel | Beer Barrel Polka | Andrew Sisters | |
| What Kind Of Stool Am I | What Kind Of Fool Am I | Sammy Davis Jr. | |
| Flockin' Around The Christmas Tree | Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | |
| Whipper Wonderland | Winter Wonderland | Traditional | |
| I Fought The Claw | I Fought The Law | Clash | |
| The Worst Ever Christmas | The Twelve Days Of Christmas | Traditional | |
| The Wreck Of The Great Ship Titanic | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordfon Lightfoot | |
| Here Comes Scanty Ma's | Here Comes Santa Claus | Traditional | |
| I Saw Mommy Stuck To Santa Claus | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd | |
| The Most 'Take It Back' Time Of The Year | The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year | Andy Williams | |
| Lovin' My Double Wide | Baby, It's Cold Outside | Dean Martin | |
| My Kind Of Gown | My Kind Of Town | Frank Sinatra | |
| That Green Banana | Hard Hearted Hannah | Ray Charles | |
| Them Burritos Made Of This | Memories Are Made Of This | Dean Martin | |
| I Don't Skirt Anymore | I Don't Hurt Anymore | Hank Snow (recently by Martina McBride) | |
| Covers Come Back To Me | Lover Come Back To Me | Frank Sinatra | |
| Sink The Biscuits | Sink The Bismark | Johnny Horton | |
| Apple Bottom Time | Apple Blossom Time | Andrew Sisters | |
| Stop The Snow | Let It Snow | Dean Martin | |
| Thrill-again's Isle | Gilligan's Isle | Theme Songs | |
| Table Lean | Maybelline | Chuck Barry | |
| I Make The Wine | I Walk The Line | Johnny Cash | |
| Wooly Worm Prediction Came True | Waiting For The Robert E. Lee | Dean Martin | |
| You're Goin' To Hollywood | Hooray For Hollywood | Doris Day | |
| Government Money | Green Grow The Lilacs | Johnny Cash | |
| Gum Ball Fire | Jambalaya | Hank Williams | |
| The Gizzard Of Goose | Off To See The Wizard | From "The Wizard Of Oz" | |
| Tang Of Poon | Daniel Boone | Theme for TV show | |
| Big Juan | Big Bad John | Jimmy Dean | |
| My Full a' Vino Baby | My Filipino Baby | Roy Acuff | |
| Doggie In The Window | How Much Is That Doggie In The Window | Patti Page | |
| The Designated Driver (Lucille) | Lucille | Kenny Rogers | |
| Don't Let Hank Drive | I Will Survive | Gloria Gaynor | |
| The Rootin' Tootin' Parachutin' Mile High Club | On The Atchison, Topeka, And The Santa Fe | Judy Garland | |
| Clam and Wine | Clementine | Traditional | |
| Darn Those Socks | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | |
| Return To Spender | Return To Sender | Elvis Presley | |
| That's a Maury | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
| If My Name Was David Blaine | If I only had a brain | From "The Wizard Of Oz" | |
| Everything's Prose | Anything Goes | Fred Astaire | |
| My Gal Likes To Behind Me | The Girl I left Behind Me | Arlo Guthrie | |
| Under Pool Guy | Wonderful Guy | Rodgers & Hammerstein | |
| The Shavin' | The Raven | Edgar Allan Poe | |
| Dough Boat From China | Slow Boat To China | Bette Midler | |
| Dye | Cry | Johnny Ray | |
| Getting Some Snowshoes | Getting To Know You | Broadway show song | |
| Some Misplanted Seedlings | Some Enchanted Evening | Rodgers & Hammerstein | |
| Orgasm Man | The Candy Man | Sammy Davis Jr. | |
| Show You My Bottom Side | Down By The Riverside | Elvis Presley | |
| That Old Bang Of Mine | That Old Gang Of Mine | Quartet Traditional | |
| Old Ironsides (A poem parody) | Old Ironsides | Oliver Wendell Holmes | |
| The Pound Of Music | The Sound Of Music | Movie theme | |
| Wichita Pieman | Wichita Lineman | Glen Campbell | |
| I Believe | I Believe | Frankie Laine | |
| That's Where The Train Went | That's Entertainment | From the musical, "The Bandwagon" | |
| LC's Cowboy Dave | Ragtime Cowboy Joe | Johnny Mercer | |
| Send In The Cones | Send In The Clowns | Judy Collins | |
| Funny Is Old Steve Carell | Theme from "Gunfight At Ok Corral" | Frankie Laine | |
| The Subaru | The Summer Wind | Frank Sinatra | |
| Makin' Poopee | Makin' Whoopee | Ray Charles | |
| Soap Gets In Your Eyes | Smoke Gets In Your Eyes | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Side Effects | The Bear Necessities | Phil Harris | |
| Ther Night The Lights Went Out With Georgia | The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia | Vicki Lawrence | |
| The Way We Whir | The Way We Were | Barbara Streisand | |
| Ya Got Hubble | Ya Got Trouble | Meredith Wilson | |
| Mine That Bird | Surfin' Bird | The Trashmen | |
| I Stopped That Old Smokin' | On Top Of Old Smoky | Burl Ives | |
| Wants Some More, Eh? | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
| Chilling Me Frosty | Killing Me Softly | Roberta Flack | |
| The Sounds Of Soil Ants | The Sound Of Silence | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| If I Only Had A Bray'n | If I Only Had A Brain | From "The Wizard Of Oz" | |
| What A Friend We Have In Sneezes | What A Friend We Have In Jesus | Traditional hymn | |
| The A-Word Wind | The Wayward Wind | Gogi Grant | |
| Cleaning Up The Heaves | Bringing In The Sheaves | Traditional Hymn | |
| The Streets Where I Pay Dough | The Streets of Laredo | Johnny Cash | |
| Matt, Bastard Son | Theme from "Bat Masterson" | From old TV show, "Bat Masterson" | |
| Behind Lowe's Doors | Behind closed Doors | Charlie Rich | |
| Crazed School Marms | Crazy Arms | Ray Price | |
| The Naughty Connection | The Rainbow Connection | Kermit The Frog | |
| Flings On The Road | King Of The Road | Roger Miller | |
| The Boy Stood On The Burning Deck | Casabiana(The Boy Stood On The Burning Deck) | Written by Felicia Hemens | |
| The Battle of Shiloh | Green Grow The Lilacs | Johnny Cash | |
| Randolph Scott | Delta Dawn | Tanya Tucker | |
| In The Nude | In The Mood | Andrew Sisters | |
| Gold-thinger | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | |
| I'll Get Pie | I'll Get By | Judy Garland | |
| I'm Erica | America | From "West Side Story" | |
| I'm Slate | I'm Late | From "Alice In Wonderland" | |
| Flings On The Road II | King Of The Road | Roger Miller | |
| On The Way To Chardonnay | On The Road To Mandalay | Frank Sinatra | |
| Don't Go Out, Dwayne | Rhythm Of The Rain | The Cascades | |
| Come Back Flung Covers | Hello Young Lovers | Frank Sinatra | |
| Purple Crippled Peter | Purple People Eater | Sheb Wooley | |
| Seven Danish Bagels | Seven Spanish Angels | Willie Nelson and Ray Charles | |
| Let's Hugh It | Let's Do It | Cole Porter | |
| Ain't We Got Phones | Ain't We Got Fun | Doris Day | |
| San Antonio Roast | San Antonio Rose | Patsy Cline | |
| Dames People Pay | Games People Play | Joe South | |
| Porsche | Mr. Ed | Theme from tv show | |
| Cold Water | Cool Water | Sons Of The Pioneers | |
| Jaws The Shark | Mack The Knife | Bobby Darin | |
| Mr. Ed McMahon | Mr. Ed | Theme from TV show | |
| With A Little Tit | With A Little Bit Of Luck | From "My Fair Lady" | |
| Carolina In The Mournin' | Carolina In The Mornin' | Dean Martin | |
| Michael Jackson | Jackson | Johnny Cash & June Carter | |
| I Got High Again | Let Me Try Again | Frank Sinatra | |
| Shave The Lint Pants For Me | Save The Last Dance For Me | The Drifters | |
| Hillbillies Never Call Ahead | Amazing Grace | Traditional hymn | |
| Into The River I Threw My Woods | Over The River And Through The Woods | Traditional | |
| The American Dream | The Impossible Dream | From "Man Of LaMancha" | |
| I Retrieve | I Believe | Frankie Laine | |
| PolyGrip | Lollipop | The Chordettes | |
| Mr. Love Handles | Mr. BoJangles | Sammy Davis Jr. | |
| If I Had A Gamma | If I Had A Hammer | Peter, Paul, And Mary | |
| Changers In The Night | Strangers In The Night | Frank Sinatra | |
| My Mem'ry Foam Mattress | Away In A Manger | Traditional | |
| Weiners | Venus | Frankie Avalon | |
| The House Of True Rights | The House Of Blue Lights | Andrew Sisters | |
| On Top Of Old Smokey | On Top Of Old Smoky | The Weavers | |
| Beware The JW | Sweet Betsy From Pike | Traditional | |
| High Poon | Theme from movie, "High Noon" | Tex Ritter | |
| I'm A Surviving Patient Of Some Very Major Surgery | I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General | Gilbert And Sullivan | |
| To All The Birds I've Fed Before | To All The Girls I've Loved Before | Willie and Julio | |
| A Plumber's Place | A Summer Place | The Lettermen | |
| Pile a' Tin | Have Gun Will Travel | TV Theme Song | |
| Wearin' The Gowns | Send In The Clowns | Frank Sinatra | |
| Friday Evenin's Get Me Down | Sunday Morning Coming Down | Johnny Cash | |
| She Changed Her Part In San Francisco | I Lost My Heart In San Francisco | Tony Bennett | |
| My Half a Gallon Wine | My Funny Valentine | Frank Sinatra | |
| My Inflatable | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | |
| He's Drivin' Me Buggy | On Top Of Old Smoky | The Weavers | |
| The Way It Is | The Way We Were | Barbra Streisand | |
| Cool Walter | Cool Water | Sons of The Pioneers | |
| Please Get A Room | I Get Around | The Beach Boys | |
| This Old Moon | This Old Man | Traditional | |
| Fertile Liza Jane | Little Liza Jane | Harry Belafonte | |
| Old Man Ribber | Old Man River | Paul Robeson | |
| The Achoo of a Drool | The Statue Of A Fool | Jack Greene | |
| Eight Seconds On A Bull | Maverick | TV Show Theme | |
| My Sexual Playthings | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | |
| I'm Looking Over Anna Kournikova | I'm Looking Over A Four Leaf Clover | Russ Morgan | |
| Four Strong Fins | Four Strong Winds | John Denver | |
| I Got A Gal Who Plays The Kazoo | I Got A Gal In Kalamazoo | Glenn Miller | |
| Schlong Slung Blue | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | |
| I Feel Betty | I Feel Pretty | From "West Side Story" | |
| Supercalories-are-making-every-gal-atrocious... | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews | |
| The Night They Drove Dick Nixon Down | The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down | Joan Baez | |
| If I Only Had A Girl | If I Only Had A Brain | From "Wizard Of Oz" | |
| Is There A Visine For That (Part Two) | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | |
| Ape On The Roof | Up On The Roof | The Drifters | |
| If I Slugged You | If I Loved You | From "Carousel" | |
| Not Amore (Second opinion) | That 's Amore | Dean Martin | |
| I Dream Getty | I Feel Pretty | From "West Side Story" | |
| (Won't you take one) Pill Daily | Bill Bailey | Louis Armstrong | |
| Jean Harlow | Tomorrow | From B'way show, "Annie" | |
| Booty Party | Garden Party | Ricky Nelson | |
| Thank Kevin For Little Curls | Thank Heaven For Little Girls | From, "Gigi" | |
| I Will Always Love Me | I Will Always Love You | Whitney Houston | |
| Be-switched, Leathered, By D. Mildred | Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Beautiful Steamer | Beautiful Dreamer | Traditional | |
| Vegeteran Vulture | The Pennsylvania Polka | Andrew Sisters | |
| Santa's Cats Are Leaner | 26 Miles(Santa Catalina) | The Four Preps | |
| Where Have All The Showers Gone | Where Have All The Flowers Gone | Pete Seeger | |
| Always On My Mime | Always On My Mind | Elvis Presley | |
| Ya Got Stubble | Ya' Got Trouble | Robert Preston, from "Music Man" | |
| Back End's De-saddled Again | Back In the Saddle Again | Gene Autry | |
| Seventy Sexed Bare Bones | Seventy Six Trombones | From B'way show, "The Music Man" | |
| Rhythm Of Our Love | Rhythm Of The Rain | The Cascades | |
| Poop Dee Poo | Hoop Dee Doo | Perry Como | |
| Clank Went The Armory | Thanks For The Memory | Bob Hope | |
| Hey Big Ender | Hey Big Spender | Peggy Lee | |
| Tweet Misery Of Fife | Sweet Mystery Of Life | Nelson Eddy and Jeanette McDonald | |
| Don't Pants Me In - Don't Pants Us In | Don't Fence Me In | Roy Rogers | |
| Gnaw Hide | Rawhide | Frankie Laine | |
| This Gold Man | This Old Man | Traditional | |
| Desperation Ho | Desolation Row | Bob Dylan | |
| Clean Clean Shorts At Home | Green Green Grass Of Home | Johnny Cash | |
| Mama Fried | Mama Tried | Merle Haggard | |
| Green Leaves | Greensleeves | Traditional | |
| Pity Woman | Pretty Woman | Roy Orbison | |
| Goodnight Eileen | Goodnight Irene | Peter Paul and Mary | |
| Too Czarvelous For Some | Too Marvelous For Words | Frank Sinatra | |
| Tydia, The Fat Nude Lady | Lydia, The Tatooed Lady | Groucho Marx | |
| Swingin' On A Rope | Swinging On A Star | Bing Crosby | |
| Cleaning Out The Eaves | Bringing In The Sheaves | Traditional hymn | |
| Swayze | Crazy | Patsy Cline | |
| The Cold Of The West | The Ballad of Waterhole # 3 (The Code Of The West) | Roger Miller | |
| Skip The Laugh Track For Me | Save The Last Dance For Me | The Drifters | |
| Tom Delay | Yesterday | The Beatles | |
| My Least Fav'rite Stings | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | |
| Belly Button Bob | I'm Henry The Eighth, I Am | Herman's Hermits | |
| G. I. Booze | G. I. Blues | Elvis Presley | |
| Anne Murray | Tomorrow | From B'way show, "Annie" | |
| My AOL Favorite Things | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | |
| Tydia, The Fat Nude Lady (Part Two) | Lydia, The Tattoed Lady | Groucho Marx | |
| Slummed A Slanted Evening | Some Enchanted Evening | Robert Goulet | |
| Get Me To The Stool In Time | Get Me To The Church On Time | Frank Sinatra | |
| The Pool Tanned Dude | The Blue Danube | Johann Strauss | |
| Papa Loves Mom's Dough | Papa Loves Mambo | Perry Como | |
| Diarrhea | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Make The Word Go Away | Make The World Go Away | Eddie Arnold | |
| Stood Up | Stand Up | Mel McDaniel | |
| I Built The Cars | I Write The Songs | Barry Manilow | |
| You Knee-did Me | You Needed Me | Anne Murray | |
| Casey Jones | Lazybones | Ray Charles | |
| Try'n To See If In The Fridge The Light Still Shines | You Can't Be A Beacon (If Your Light Don't Shine) | Donna Fargo | |
| Vaginaville | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffett | |
| Cud's What Cattle Chew Chew | Chattanooga Choo Choo | Johnny Mercer | |
| Show Me Leather | Stormy Weather | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| Wheelbarrow | Tomorrow | From Broadway show, "Annie" | |
| Emory The Sperm | Henry The Eighth | Herman's Hermits | |
| Here Comes Santa Cruz Rain | Here Comes Santa Claus | Gene Autry | |
| Jest In Rhyme | Just In Time | Tony Bennett | |
| Yentl On My Mind | Gentle On My Mind | Glen Campbell | |
| Senile In My Mind | Gentle On My Mind | Glen Campbell | |
| I'm Dreamin' Dolly Would | Hooray For Hollywood | Miscellaneous | |
| Bankruptcy | Green Acres Theme Song | Vic Mizzy | |
| Our Parrot Can Fly | American Pie | Don McLean | |
| Don't Sit On My Commode | Don't Rain On My Parade | Barbara Streisand | |
| The Ballad Of Betty's Jeans | The Battle Of New Orleans | Johnny Horton | |
| A Fall From Grace | Amazing Grace | Traditional hymn | |
| It's The Holiday Sneezin | It's The Holiday Season | Andy Williams | |
| Ol' Naughty Tiger Gets His Tail | I've Got A Tiger By The Tail | Buck Owens | |
| Hello Lung Covers | Hello Young Lovers | Frank Sinatra | |
| The Ballad Of Ebenezer | The Battle Of New Orleans | Johnny Horton | |
| Camel-not | Camelot | Robert Goulet | |
| Gacy's Bones | Casey Jones | Johnny Cash | |
| Have Ourselves A Tom And Jerry Christmas | Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas | Judy Garland | |
| The Wizard Of Odds | The Wizard Of Oz | From movie: The Wizard Of Oz | |
| The Mary J. Blige Song | The Christmas Song | Mel Torme | |
| No Well | The First Noel | Traditional | |
| The Sight Before Christmas | The Night Before Christmas | Traditional Poem | |
| Send In The Cows | Send In The Clowns | Judy Collins | |
| Two Wide | Sleigh Ride | Leroy Anderson | |
| God Forbid | Amazing Grace | Hymns | |
| No one Picked Like Ol' Les Paul | The Wabash Cannonball | Roy Acuff | |
| Birds Gather All Over My Car | Together, Wherever We Go | Bette Midler | |
| Tom Morrow | Tomorrow | From Broadway show, "Annie" | |
| Go Twitter Yourself | Consider Yourself | From Broadway show, "Oliver" | |
| Don't Pee Pool | Don't Be Cruel | Elvis Presley | |
| Fangs For The Arteries | Thanks For The Memory | Bob Hope | |
| Cisterns, Cisterns | Sisters, Sisters | Mariilyn M. and Jane R. | |
| I'll Fly, No Way | I'll Fly Away | Traditional Gospel Hymn | |
| Down By The Old Milf Stream | Down By The Old Mill Stream | Traditional Quartet Song | |
| When A Hand Is Groping Under | When The Roll Is Called Up Yonder | Classic Country Gospel | |
| Sparrows And Pidgeons | Old Time Religion | Traditional Gospel | |
| Fattest Behind | Satisfied Mind | Johnny Cash | |
| Ringtones | Ringo | Lorne Greene | |
| Hot Bod Winkin' | Hot Rod Lincoln | Asleep At The Wheel | |
| Let The Lower Lights Be Burning | Let The Lower Lights Be Burning | Traditional | |
| Bumpy Toads | Country Roads | John Denver | |
| What Kind Of Fuel Am I | What Kind Of Fool Am I | Sammy Davis Jr. | |
| Incompatible | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | |
| Vancouver | Bonanza | TV Theme Song | |
| Every Ding Is Beautiful | Everything Is Beautiful | Ray Stevens | |
| Walnuts Are A Squirrel's Best Friend | Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend | Marilyn Monroe | |
| Invisible Parody | Invisible Tears | Webb Pierce | |
| Lost My Job In Lubbock | Take This Job And Shove It | Johnny Paycheck | |
| The Pity Of New Orleans | The City Of New Orleans | Wilie Nelson | |
| A Far Angled Scanner | The Star Spangled Banner | National Anthems | |
| Clang Me | Dang Me | Roger Miller | |
| Leaning On The Corner Street Lamp Pole | Leaning On The Everlasting Arms | Traditional Hymn | |
| Just Before The Paddle, Mother | Just Before The Battle, Mother | Traditional (W W I song) | |
| When You're Filing | When You're Smiling | Dean Martin | |
| Folsom Prison Booze | Folsom Prison Blues | Johnny Cash | |
| I Lost My Heart To That Kid, Cisco | I Lost My Heart In San Francisco | Tony Bennett | |
| In The Beer Garden | In The Garden | Traditional hymn | |
| The Devil Put On An Orgy | The Devil Went Down To Georgia | Charlie Daniels | |
| Lackin' For Love | Lookin' For Love | Johnny Lee | |
| I Got Throwed Again | On The Road Again | Willie Nelson | |
| Lebron James | Reuben James | Kenny Rogers & The First Edition | |
| All The Things You "Ah | All The Things You Are | Tony Bennett | |
| I Wreck Fashion Style 'Cause I Wear Old | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| Filly Steak | In The Mood | Airfarcewon | |
| Gary C. | Beyond The Sea | Bobby Darin | |
| Easy Rider | Easy Rider | Janis Joplin | |
| We Lost An Art In California | I Left My Heart In San Francisco | Tony Bennett | |
| I'm Erica The Beautiful | America The Beautiful | Traditional | |
| The Worst, No Al | The First Noel | Christmas Traditional | |
| Drive On By | Walk On By | Leroy Van Dyke | |
| Knit Myself A Sweater | I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And Write Myself A Letter | Nat King Cole | |
| Cow Lyja | Kaw Liga | Hank Williams | |
| Oil Barrel Polka | Beer Barrel Polka | Andrew Sisters | |
| Sunnydome | Honeycomb | Jimmie Rodgers | |
| Swingin' From A Hangin' Tree | Doin' What Comes Naturally | Ethel Merman in "Annie Get Your Gun" | |
| Jay Dee | Lady | John Denver | |
| Some Women Are Bootie-full | Everything Is Beautiful | Ray Stevens | |
| Loud Larry (Bowlin' on the river) | Proud Mary (Rollin' on the river) | Ike and Tina Turner | |
| I'm Tipsy | The Gypsy | Nat King Cole | |
| Two By You | Blue Bayou | Roy Orbison | |
| Dean | Jean | From Broadway show, "Oliver" | |
| He's Movin' On | I'm Movin' On | Hank Snow | |
| Win-frey | Born Free | Andy Williams | |
| Gin Beneath My Slings | Wind Beneath My Wings | Bette Midler | |
| Cowboys, Watch Where You're Walkin' | Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys | Willie Nelson | |
| My Brew Heaven | My Blue Heaven | Bing Crosby | |
| Brando | Ringo | Lorne Green | |
| You've Got That Glove-In Feelin' | You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' | Righteous Brothers | |
| Paula Abdul Was High | A Fool Such As I | Elvis Presley | |
| As Years Roll By | As Time Goes By | Dooley Wilson | |
| Rosegarden II | Rosegarden | Lynn Anderson | |
| The Ouch Of The Itchin' Son | The House Of the Risin' Sun | Bob Dylan | |
| Flippety Floppety Shoe | Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo | From the film, "Cinderella" | |
| Dog, Scotty's For Sale | A Cottage For Sale | Bing Crosby | |
| The Mumbler | The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | |
| Sweet Cremes | Sweet Dreams | Patsy Cline | |
| Dumb Fly With Me | Come Fly With Me | Frank Sinatra | |
| Puffy Ho Gals | Buffalo Gals | Traditional | |
| Welcome To My Girl | Welcome To My World | Dean Martin | |
| Liver Come Back To Me | Lover Come Back To Me | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| See Ya Later, Said, Steve Slater | See You Later, Alligator | Bill Haley and The Comets | |
| 22 Beetles Appear On The Wall | 99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall | Traditional | |
| Oh, Hungry Me | Oh, Lonesome Me | Johnny Cash | |
| Ol Roy | Oh Boy | Buddy Holly | |
| Settin' My Wood On Fire | Settin' The Woods On Fire | Hank Williams | |
| I Stammer Lots | Camelot | Richard Burton | |
| Old Wringers | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | |
| Fooled Some Prison Screws | Folsom Prison Blues | Johnny Cash | |
| The Bards Of Parodies | May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose | Little Jimmy Dickens | |
| Sanitoned My Old Clothes | San Antonio Rose | Bob Wills | |
| Spittin' Out The Pits | Puttin' On The Ritz | Fred Astaire | |
| Wrecked My Lexus Down In Texas | All My Ex's Live In Texas | George Strait | |
| Armed With Dildo This Morning | Amarillo By Morning | George Strait | |
| It's Nice With No Babb'lin' (Bachelor's Lament) | It's Nice To Go Trav'lin' | Frank Sinatra | |
| Family A' Dishin | Family Tradition | Hank Williams Jr. | |
| Spicy Red Wings | Pretty Red Wing | Traditional | |
| The Neck Of My Pet Rooster Harold | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| This Old Can | This Old Man | Traditional | |
| I Feel Kitty | I Feel Pretty | From "West Side Story" | |
| Redheaded Valet | Red River Valley | Traditional | |
| From This Moment, Yawn | From This Moment On | Frank Sinatra | |
| Fugue For Sinhorns | Fugue For Tinhorns | Frank Sinatra | |
| Pre-paid | Rawhide | Frankie Laine | |
| Alphonso G. Ca-pone | Jubilation T. Cornpone | From B'way show, "Lil Abner" | |
| El Paso | Elvira | The Oak Ridge Boys | |
| Elvira | El Paso | Marty Robbins | |
| I Own The Very Model T My Grandpa Used To Drive Me In | Modern Major General | Gilbert & Sullivan | |
| The Way They Whirl | The Way We Were | Barbara Streisand | |
| Headaches When We'd Slumber | Heartaches By The Number | Ray Price | |
| Music, Music, Music II | Music, Music, Music | Teresa Brewer | |
| Delta Bound | Delta Dawn | Tanya Tucker | |
| The Crawbad Song | The Crawdad Song | Traditional | |
| The Wood Life | The Good Life | Frank Sinatra | |
| Day-old | Day-O,(Banana Boat Song) | Harry Belafonte | |
| Hey Abe | Hey Joe | Frankie Laine | |
| The Bristol Stomp | The Bristol Stomp | The Dovells | |
| Workin' In A Coal Mine | Winter Wonderland | Bing Crosby | |
| The Jackson Five | Mack The Knife | Bobby Darin | |
| The Canning Mom | The Candy Man | Sammy Davis Jr. | |
| Thanks Mr. Sammy D | Thanks For The Memory | Bob Hope | |
| The Scanning Man | The Candy Man | Sammy Davis Jr. | |
| Willie's Ode Again | On The Road Again | Willie Nelson | |
| Hokey, Old And Poky | Okie From Muskogee | Merle Haggard | |
| Leslie | Lady (My Sweet Lady) | John Denver | |
| There Is Nothing For A Dime | There Is Nothing Like A Dame | From "South Pacific" | |
| How Are Things In Bora Bora | How Are Things In Gloccamora | Barbara Streisand | |
| Hello Collie | Hello Dolly | Barbara Streisand | |
| Single Gals Rock | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | |
| Her Perfume | Love In Bloom | Bing Crosby | |
| Who Golfs Out In The Rain, Dear? | Rudolph, The Red Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autrey | |
| Shirley With A Hinge And Lock | The Surrey With The Fringe On Top | Oklahoma | |
| Bobby Sox | Rocky Top | The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band | |
| Do You Hear What I Don't | Do You Hear What I Hear | Traditional | |
| Wide Isthmus | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | |
| My Wild Irish Rose | My Wild Irish Rose | Traditional | |
| Cold Shivers | Old Rivers | Walter Brennan | |
| Keep That Job And Love It | Take This Job And Shove It | Johnny Paycheck | |
| Gave My Old Clothes To Goodwill | Give My Regards To Broadway | George M. Cohan | |
| Elevator To Heaven | Stairway To Heaven | Led Zeppelin | |
| Lose A Pound | Be A Clown | Judy Garland | |
| Bye Bye Blackbirds | Bye Bye Blackbird | Liza Minnelli | |
| He'll Write Anything | I've Been Everywhere | Johnny Cash | |
| Get A Long Little Doggie | Get Along Little Doggies | Traditional | |
| Bea Was Best | Be Our Guest | Beauty And The Beast Soundtrack | |
| Be Out West | Be Our Guest | Beauty And The Beast Soundtrack | |
| Bird Finger | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | |
| Gold Digger's Daughter | Coal Miner's Daughter | Loretta Lynn | |
| Fly Swatter | Cool Water | Sons Of The Pioneers | |
| Female Country Singer Fantasy | Tiger By The Tail | Buck Owens | |
| That Sign In Hollywood | Hooray For Hollywood | Doris Day | |
| Flex Of The Old 96 | Wreck Of The Old 97 | Traditional | |
| He Stopped Drivin' Hearse Today | He Stopped Loving Her Today | George Jones | |
| Lookin' For Grubs | Looking For Love | Johnny Lee | |
| Cockeyed On The Bus | Cockeyed Optomist | From "South Pacific" | |
| If I Only Had A Part | If I Only Had A Heart | From Wizard Of Oz | |
| The Great Pee Tender II | The Great Pretender | The Ink Spots | |
| Simon Cowell-boy | Rhinestone Cowboy | Glen Campbell | |
| Ho Hos | Hi Ho | From "The Wizard Of Oz" | |
| A Room Full Of Roaches | A Room Full Of Roses | Mickey Gilley | |
| By The Time I Got A Kleenix | By The Time I Get To Phoenix | Glen Campbell | |
| I Doubt If I Shall Ever See A Dog Not Need A Tree To Pee | I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General | Gilbert And Sullivan | |
| Money | Honey | Bobby Goldsboro | |
| In Heaven They Have Slow Deer | In Heaven There Is No Beer | Frank Yankovic | |
| Half The Way | All The Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| Weld Arc | Skylark | Johnny Mercer | |
| Elizabeth | Danny Boy | Traditional | |
| Silhou-Etta | Alouette | Traditional | |
| God Bless The USO | God Bless The USA | Lee Greenwood | |
| Slow Worm | Glow Worm | Johnny Mercer | |
| Lou C. Was The Guy With Diamonds | Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds | The Beatles | |
| This Land Is Thailand | This Land Is Your Land | Woody Guthrie | |
| Pee Wee And Pee Wee | Frankie And Johnny | Traditional | |
| No Fly Zone | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | |
| World War II | American Pie | Don McLean | |
| I Love Terrace | I Love Paris | Nat King Cole | |
| Moon Rover | Moon River | Andy Williams | |
| Shall I Glance | Shall We Dance | Yul Brenner | |
| When Sexed Teens Have A Few | 16th Avenue | Lacy J Dalton | |
| On Top Is Old Snooki | On Top Of Old Smoky | Traditional | |
| Try A Little Blunderbuss | Try A Little Tenderness | Bing Crosby | |
| Dixie's Land | Dixie | Traditional | |
| Corn Fritter Yourself | Consider Yourself | From B'way show, "Oliver" | |
| Paper On The Wall | Flowers On The Wall | Statler Brothers | |
| Trump, Trump, Trump | Tramp, Tramp, Tramp | Traditional | |
| Tess Tossed Her Own | Green Grow The Lilacs | Traditional | |
| Slang Words That Mean Die | I've Been Everywhere | Johnny Cash | |
| Mother Goose - Final Goose-tination | Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes | Traditional | |
| The Deck Of The Mar-i-lyn Monroe | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| A Boy Aged Two | A Boy Named Sue | Johnny Cash | |
| Maria | Maria | From West Side Story | |
| The Randy Pans | The Candy Man | Sammy Davis Jr. | |
| Mississippi Flood | Mississippi Mud | Ray Charles | |
| The A-Way | My Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| Hee Hee, Hee Hee, Ha Ha, Ha Ha, | Funiculi, Funicula | Traditional | |
| At The Sahara | At The Copa | Barry Manilow | |
| Sixteen Ken Dolls | Sixteen Candles | Airfarcewon | |
| Goose Giver | Moon River | Andy Williams | |
| Poisoned, All At Tea | Personality | Johnny Mercer | |
| Bumpy Roads | Country Roads | John Denver | |
| Bumpy Roads | Country Roads | John Denver | |
| Rocky Road | Country Roads | John Denver | |
| Weddings | Windy | The Association | |
| Twitter, Twitter | Rockin' Robin | The Jackson Five | |
| Grazing Cattle | Blazing Saddles (Theme song) | Mel Brooks Soundtrack | |
| Termites | Rawhide | The Blues Brothers | |
| Eve Of Deductions | Eve Of Destruction | Barry McGuire | |
| They Call It Game | All In The Game | Tommy Edwards | |
| Jerry Springer Ladies | Put A Ring On It (All The Single Ladies) | Beyonce | |
| El Cee Cee | El Paso | Marty Robbins | |
| Forever Endeavour | Forever And Ever, Amen | Randy Travis | |
| Camel-pot | Camelot | Richard Burton | |
| Guys And Hos | Guys And Dolls | Frank Sinatra | |
| Oh, Solo, Me-oh | O Sole Mio | Traditional | |
| It Ain't Funny How Dimes Slip Away | Ain't It Funny How Time Slips Away | Willie Nelson | |
| No Work, No Work, It's A Terrible Sound | New York, New York, It's A Wonderful Town | Cast of On The Town | |
| Glue Tacky Glue | Doo Wacka Doo | Roger Miller | |
| My Crow Wave | This Old Man | Traditional | |
| By The Way, Just One More Thing | Baby, Don't Get Hooked On Me | Mac Davis | |
| Wedge Giver | Matchmaker | From | |
| Amiwriters-ville | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffett | |
| Glenny Boy | Danny Boy | Traditional | |
| Foul Line | Fraulein | Bobby Helms | |
| Lost Lohan | Loch Lomond | Traditional | |
| Bird Drops Keep Fallin' On My Head | Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head | BJ Thomas | |
| No Man Like A Snow Man | No Business Like Show Business | Ethel Merman | |
| Porn's Free | Born Free | From the film: "Born Free" | |
| Same Sex Marriage | Love And Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| Once There Was An Amy | Once In Love With Amy | Frank Sinatra | |
| Oh Lord, It's Hard Not To Rumble | Oh Lord, It's Hard To Be Humble | Mac Davis | |
| Bowzy, Wowzy, Drowzy Dog Day Summer | Lazy, Hazy, Crazy Days Of Summer | Nat King Cole | |
| Make The War Go Away | Make The World Go Away | Eddy Arnold | |
| Weebles | People | Barbra Streisand | |
| Projectile | Bonanza theme | From Bonanza TV Show | |
| Big Bad Wind | Big Bad John | Jimmy Dean | |
| Kitty Kitty, Gunsmoke | Chitty Chitty Bang Bang | Movie Theme Song | |
| Tie Up Your Old Moo | Fly Me To The Moon | Frank Sinatra | |
| Americans, Americans | America The Beautiful | Traditional | |
| Be Careful, It's My Roid | Be Careful, It's My Heart | Frank Sinatra | |
| Hello Bum Covers | Hello Young Lovers | Frank Sinatra | |
| Stop The Hop | At The Hop | Danny And The Juniors | |
| Flashin' Thirty-Two | Elmer's Tune | Glenn Miller | |
| Pacific Coast Highway | My Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| Cattle Feed On Hay | That'll Be The Day | Buddy Holly | |
| Puttin' On The Fitz | Puttin' On The Ritz | Fred Astaire | |
| The Three Bums | The Three Bells | The Browns | |
| Superman is fragilistic | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews | |
| I Get Two Pieces | I Fall To Pieces | Patsy Cline | |
| The Three Bums | The Three Bells | The Browns | |
| Llamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Zoobies | Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys | Willie Nelson | |
| Erectile Dysfunction | When You Wore A Tulip | Traditional | |
| Try The Yellow Pages | Tie A Yellow Ribbon | Tony Orlando & Dawn | |
| Blu-ray For Hollywood | Hooray For Hollywood | Doris Day | |
| It Fell From Grace | Amazing Grace | Traditional Hymn | |
| The Rambler | The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | |
| For Heifer And Heifer, A Man | Forever And Ever, Amen | Randy Travis | |
| Hanks Just A Memory | Thanks For The Memory | Bob Hope | |
| The Ballad Of Roger Miller | The Ballad Of Davey Crockett | Fess Parker | |
| Poor Abercrombie And Fitch | Strawberry Roan | Marty Robbins | |
| Americans Fly | American Pie | Don Mclean | |
| Gratitude | In The Mood | Glenn Miller | |
| Food Stamps | Rawhide | The Blues Brothers | |
| Tamp, Tamp, Tamp | Tramp, Tramp, Tramp | Traditional | |
| Food Stamps II | Raw Hide | Frankie Laine | |
| These Are The Daves, My Friend | Those Were The Days, My Friend | Mary Hopkins | |
| The Ballad Of Johnny English | The Ballad Of Johnny Yuma | Tv Show Theme | |
| Be My Gust | Be Our Guest | From film, "Beauty And The Beast" | |
| Bounty Of The Yeast | Beauty And The Beast | From the film | |
| Before The Next Beer Can Falls | Before The Next Teardrop Falls | Freddy Fender | |
| Is Anything Still Growin' In San Antone | Is Anybody Goin' To San Antone | Charley Pride | |
| Seventy-two Great Days | Seventy-six Trombones | Meredith Wilson | |
| Yesterday When AIR Was Young | Yesterday When I Was Young | Roy Clark | |
| Taxin' Us On Our Christmas Trees | Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | |
| Forgettable | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | |
| Fly Way | My Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| Sweating The Pounds | Send In The Clowns | Judy Collins | |
| Good Old Wok And Roll | Old Time Rock And Roll | Bob Seger | |
| One Song At A Time | One Day At A Time | Kris Kristofferson | |
| Parody Whores | Beautiful Dreamer | Traditional | |
| Thanks For The Emery | Thanks For The Memory | Bob Hope | |
| The Continental | The Continental | Fred Astaire | |
| Mow'r | More | Bobby Darin | |
| Sandusky | Kansas City | From Broadway show, "Oklahoma" | |
| I'm A Hoofer | Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah | Allan Sherman | |
| Play Ride | Sleigh Ride | Leroy Anderson | |
| I Am A Square | I Get Around | The Beach Boys | |
| The Lady Is A Tramp | The Lady Is A Tramp | Frank Sinatra | |
| Folly That Old Nickle Is | Jolly Old Saint Nicholas | Traditional | |
| Sweet Caroling | Sweet Caroline | Neil Diamond | |
| Ain't Leaving From This Jet Plane | Leaving On A Jet Plane | John Denver | |
| Out-Go Man | Loch Lomond | Traditional | |
| Their Land Was Dry Land | This Land Is Your Land | Woody Guthrie | |
| Ghosts Of The Ryman | Wichita Lineman | Glen Campbell | |
| The Ocean Lies Over My Bonnie | My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean | Various - traditional | |
| Oh, Cannon Bomb | O Tannenbaum | Traditional | |
| Singin' Bass | Sixteen Tons | Tennessee Ernie Ford | |
| The Most Rerun TV Time Of Year | The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year | Andy Williams | |
| Holiday Drivers | Green Grow The Lilacs | Johnny Cash | |
| The 12 Days Of Christmas | The 12 Days Of Christmas | Traditional | |
| Mrs. Grinch | The Grinch | Boris Karloff | |
| Layaway Angels | Angel Of The Morning | Merrilee Rush | |
| Awl's The Way | All The Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| The Wizard Of Uhs | Off To See The Wizard | From the Movie: "The Wizard Of Oz" | |
| Who Needs A Little Christmas | We Need A Little Christmas | From "Mame" | |
| A Horse I Call Flame | A Horse With No Name | America | |
| Fiber | Fever | Beyonce | |
| Mom Was A Hoarder | South Of The Border | Frank Sinatra | |
| Harp Her Valley PDQ | Harper Valley PTA | Jeannie C Riley | |
| The Second Rhyme Around | The Second Time Around | Frank Sinatra | |
| Clonin' The Brews | Moanin' The Blues | Hank Williams Sr. | |
| The Dump I Live In | The House I Live In | Frank Sinatra | |
| What Entertain Meant | That's Entertainment | Judy Garland | |
| Twinkie, Twinkie, Bye Bye Star | Twinkle Twinkle Little Star | Traditional | |
| Sea Cruise II | Sea Cruise | Frankie Ford | |
| Etta James | Reuben James | Kenny Rogers | |
| A Little Help From Our Hens | A Little Help From My Friends | Joe Cocker | |
| One Implant's Uneven | Some Enchanted Evening | From "South Pacific" | |
| A Mound For Your Lance | The Sound Of Silence | Simon And Garfunkel | |
| Alcatraz | All That Jazz | From play and movie, "Chicago" | |
| But, Seriously, Folks | All That Jazz | From Play and movie, "Chicago" | |
| Purple | People | Barbra Streisand | |
| I'm Stoned Again, Naturally | Alone Again, Naturally | Gilbert And Sullivan | |
| Never Green | Evergreen | Barbra Streisand | |
| Mr. Lint | Mr. Grinch | From Dr. Seuss | |
| Life With The Whole Grain | Life In The Fast Lane | The Eagles | |
| Ain't Gettin' Up Till The Sun Goes Down | Ain't Goin' Down Till The Sun Comes Up | Garth Brooks | |
| We Will Always Love Her | I Will Always Love You | Whitney Houston | |
| Tony Danza | Bonanza | Theme from TV show | |
| Leapers, Creepers | Jeepers Creepers | Louis Armstrong | |
| Arizona | Arizona | Mark Lindsay | |
| Mr. Sand Dance | Mr. Sandman | The Chordettes | |
| With A Song In His Harp | With A Song In My Heart | Rodgers And Hart | |
| Put Another Pickle In (Garlic, Garlic, Garlic) | Put Another Nickle In (Music, Music, Music) | Teresa Brewer | |
| Fight Back Stumbling Hips | Talk Back Trembling Lips | Johnny Tillotson | |
| Gonorrhea | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| Pike's Peak | Sweet Betsy From Pike | Traditional | |
| El Pace-o | El Paso | Marty Robbins | |
| He Stopped Gloving Here Today | He Stopped Loving Her Today | George Jones | |
| Yellow Margarine | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | |
| EZ Lovin' | Easy Lovin' | Freddy Fender | |
| Hello, Darwin | Hello, Darlin' | Conway Twitty | |
| Spring Ahead And Fall Back | Straighten Up And Fly Right | Nat King Cole | |
| St. Patrick's Day Is Grand | McNamara's Band | Bing Crosby | |
| Pound Dog | Hound Dog | Elvis Presley | |
| Love Old Tenders | Love Me Tender | Elvis Presley | |
| The Girl Can't Alp It | The Girl Can't Help It | Litlle Richard | |
| I Enjoy Being A Gull | I Enjoy Being A Girl | From "Flower Drum Song" | |
| Tern, Tern, Tern | Turn, Turn, Turn | Byrds | |
| Havana Man | Piano Man | Billy Joel | |
| Name Games They Play | Games People Play | Joe South | |
| Goober Please | Goober Peas (Civil War Song) | Burl Ives | |
| Owed By Billy Joe (Twenty Years Later) | Ode To Billy Joe | Bobbie Gentry | |
| How Great Cows Are | How Great Thou Art | Traditional Hymn | |
| No Whiz-ness Like Slow Whiz-ness | No Business Like Show Business | Ethel Merman | |
| The Tanning Mom | The Candy Man | Sammy Davis Jr. | |
| The Way They Drove Old Dick C. Down | The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down | The Band | |
| My Fife | My Life | Billy Joel | |
| The Bayer Necessities | The Bear Necessities | From, "The Jungle Book" | |
| El Passo | El Paso | Marty Robbins | |
| I'm Walken | I'm Walkin' | Fats Domino | |
| The Trek Of The Red Man Imperiled | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| Tornadoes | They Call The Wind, Mariah | From, "Paint Your Wagon" | |
| Matchmaker | Matchmaker | From, "Fiddler On The Roof" | |
| Drove Tractor, And Plowed That Old Ground | Bandy, The Rodeo Clown | Moe Bandy | |
| Chevy, 57 | Class Of 57 | Statler Brothers | |
| Sin City | Sincerely | The McGuire Sisters | |
| Three For Two | Tea For Two | Frank Sinatra | |
| Nuns With Bad Habits | The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | |
| Elmira | Elvira | The Oak Ridge Boys | |
| Johnny And June | Daddy Sang Bass | Johnny Cash | |
| Satellite Freeze | Buttons And Bows | Bob Hope | |
| Kraut Dish John | Catfish John | Johnny Russell | |
| Fetus | Venus | Frankie Avalon | |
| De Niro's Mole | Don't Fence Me In | Bing Crosby | |
| P.S. They Hate You | P.S. I Love You | Billie Holiday | |
| The Randy Man | The Candy Man | Sammy Davis Jr. | |
| AK Forty Sev | Achy Breaky Heart | Billy Ray Cyrus | |
| Big Bad Mac | Big Bad John | Jimmy Dean | |
| Doomsday Mornin' Comin' Down | Sunday Morning Coming Down | Kris Kristofferson | |
| Goodbye Phyllis | Hello Dolly | Louis Armstrong | |
| In A Better Place | With A Little Bit Of Luck | From B'Way show, "My Fair Lady" | |
| Three Amigos | Together, Wherever We Go | Bette Midler | |
| Bill C. | Windy | The Association | |
| Shoeless Joe Jackson | Jackson | Johnny Cash And June Carter | |
| In The Valley | In The Ghetto | Elvis Presley | |
| Fly Wait | My Way | Frank Sinatra | |
| Tune Giver | Moon River | Andy Williams | |
| Chicago's Always Windy | Windy | The Association | |
| Tomorrow | Tomorrow | From Broadway show, "Annie" | |
| When Will I Turn Two | Who Can I Turn To | Sammy Davis Jr. | |
| Old Neckties | Maverick | TV Theme Song | |
| Nancy | Nancy | Frank Sinatra | |
| Trottin' Fields | Cotton Fields | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Gimme Popcorn | Jimmy Crack Corn (Blue Tail Fly) | Burl Ives | |
| At Loss, The Child, Miss Suri | Across The Wide Missouri | The Kingston Trio | |
| I Right The Schlongs | I Write The Songs | Barry Manilow | |
| Beyond, My Blue Horizon | Beyond The Blue Horizon | Michael Nesmith | |
| New York Steak, That's Fine | New York State Of Mind | Billy Joel | |
| Frank Sinatra | Oklahoma | From B'way Show, Oklahoma | |
| Everybody Ought To Have It Made | Everybody Ought To Have A Maid | From B'Way show, "A Funny Thing Happened... | |
| Turn, Turn, Turn | Turn, Turn, Turn | The Byrds | |
| Big Iron | Big Iron | Marty Robbins | |
| Hallo Ween | Hello Walls | Willie Nelson | |
| New York, New York | New York, New York | Frank Sinatra | |
| A Food Such As Pie | A Fool Such As I | Elvis Presley | |
| Jen Tilly's Face | Chantilly Lace | The Big Bopper | |
| A Room Full Of Roasters | A Room Full Of Roses | Mickey Gilley | |
| Give Me A Sample Wife | Give Me The Simple Life | Ella Fitzgerald | |
| I Feel Spitty (Theme of the Spitting Avenger) | I Feel Pretty | From "West Side Story" | |
| Wash Yer Hands | She'll Be Coming Around The Mountain | Traditional | |
| He Flew To The Moon | Fly Me To The Moon | Frank Sinatra | |
| Twilight Time | Twilight Time | The Platters | |
| Mr. Food | In The Mood | The Andrews Sisters | |
| J. R. | Rawhide Theme | The Blues Brothers | |
| I Play Pool | Don't Be Cruel | Elvis Presley | |
| The Hanky Panky | The Hokey Pokey | Various Artists | |
| Heavenly Thick Ham Bones | Seventy-Six Trombones | Robert Preston | |
| The Mystery Of DB Cooper | The Ballad Of Davey Crockett | TV Show Theme | |
| The Midnight Ride Of Paulette Revere | Fugue For Tinhorns | Frank Sinatra | |
| The Sneaky Weed Peeker Song | Woody Woodpecker Song | Cartoon Theme | |
| It's Vows For Hefner | It's Now Or Never | Elvis Presley | |
| Brown Mounds | Downtown | Petula Clark | |
| We Couldn't Live Without Our Cells | Old Time Rock And Roll | Bob Seger | |
| A Very Little Christmas | Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas | Judy Garland | |
| Half Your Shelf's A Merry Little Christmas | Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas | Judy Garland | |
| Have Yourself, Nobody Else For Christmas | Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas | Judy Garland | |
| Amazing Face | Amazing Grace | Hymns | |
| Have Yourself A Maury Little Christmas | Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas | Judy Garland | |
| We Need Our Guns | Send In The Clowns | Judy Collins | |
| How Macho's That Doggie In The Window | How Much Is That Doggie In The Window | Patti Page | |
| Mick Rourke, Mick Rourke | New York, New York | Frank Sinatra | |
| Santa Claus Is Comin' Around | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town | Traditional | |
| The Bonnie/Barrow Polka | The Beer Barrel Polka | Andrew Sisters | |
| We Are Not In Kansas | You Don't Bring Me Flowers | Barbra Streisand | |
| Napalm In The Morning | Angel Of The Morning | Juice Newton | |
| Syrupin' USA | Surfin' USA | The Beach Boys | |
| Don't Take My Guns To School | Don't Take Your Guns To Town | Johnny Cash | |
| It's A Bad Luck Year | It's A Hard Knock Life | From "Annie" | |
| Gunfight At DC Corral | Gunfight At Ok Corral | Frankie Laine | |
| Coopacabana | Copacabana | Barry Manilow | |
| Big Ol' Bang | Big Bad John | Jimmy Dean | |
| The Capon Song | The Caisson Song | Traditional | |
| Rumbling Rumbleseats | Tumbling Tumbleweeds | Sons Of The Pioneers | |
| Bingo | Ringo | Lorne Greene | |
| The Star Bungled Banner | The Star Spangled Banner | National Anthems | |
| Sink The Bismarks | Sink The Bismarck | Johnny Horton | |
| The Battle Of Krispy Kremes | The Battle Of New Orleans | Johnny Horton | |
| Old Folks At Home | Old Folks At Home | Traditional | |
| Weaver | Fever | Peggy Lee | |
| Cool Water | Cool Water | Sons Of The Pioneers | |
| On The Gross Ship Lollipoop | On The Good Ship Lollipop | Shirley Temple | |
| For Runts In My Life | For Once In My Life | Tony Bennett | |
| Squeegee | Gigi | Maurice Chevalier | |
| No Biscuits Like My Biscuits | No Business Like Show Business | Irving Berlin | |
| People Will Think We're In Love | People Will Say We're In Love | From, "Oklahoma" | |
| Ear Worm | Glow Worm | The Mills Brothers | |
| Slug-a-Bug | Chug-a-Lug | Roger Miller | |
| Yankee Noodles (Macaroni) | Yankee Doodle | Traditional | |
| Gary Cooper | Stormy Weather | Frank Sinatra | |
| The Stranger | The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | |
| Hooray For Clint Eastwood | Hooray For Hollywood | Nancy Sinatra | |
| Foot Loose | Footloose | Kenny Loggins | |
| Rocky Road | Rocky Top | The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band | |
| Oh, What A Beautiful Mourning | Oh, What A Beautiful Morning | From the musical, "Oklahoma" | |
| Some Implanted Evening | Some Enchanted Evening | Frank Sinatra | |
| Justin Bieber | Love And Marriage | Frank Sinatra | |
| Puffin' Heads Of Golden Weedles | Silver Threads And Golden Needles | Wanda Jackson | |
| What Kind Of Foil Am I | What Kind Of Fool Am I | Anthony Newley | |
| Carnival Liner | Carolina In The Morning | Al Jolson | |
| On A Carnival Liner | On A Slow Boat To China | Kay Kyser | |
| To Oral | Tomorrow | From, "Annie" | |
| I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Carcasses | I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts | Merv Griffin | |
| Jim-bo Hired | Jambalaya | Hank Williams | |
| Big Bad Don | Big Bad John | Jimmy Dean | |
| Devil Won't Have Me To Burn | Get Me To The Church On Time | From, "My Fair Lady" | |
| On The Sunny Site Of A Tweet | On The Sunny Side Of The Street | Louis Armstrong | |
| He Stopped Singin' It Today | He Stopped Loving Her Today | George Jones | |
| Now You Has Chaz | Now You Has Jazz | Louis Armstrong and Bing Crosby in "High Society" | |
| It Was Nice To Have Amanda 'round The House | It's So Nice To Have A Man Around The House | Della Reese | |
| Standin' On The Corner | Standing On The Corner | The Four Lads | |
| I Could Have Ranched All Night | I Could Have Danced All Night | From, "My Fair Lady" | |
| Anderson Cooper | Beautiful Dreamer | Traditional | |
| Fri-Sat-Sun | All That Jazz | From the movie, "Chicago" | |
| It's Boris | Dolores | Frank Sinatra | |
| I'm Spaghetti | I Feel Pretty | From "Westside Story" | |
| I'm Just Wild About Hairy | I'm Just Wild About Harry | Judy Garland | |
| Fooled-some Prism Blues | Folsom Prison Blues | Johnny Cash | |
| When The Roll Is Gone Down Yonder | When The Roll Is Called Up Yonder | Johnny Cash - Traditional hymn | |
| The Dribblers | The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | |
| Toke Aroma | Oklahoma | From "Oklahoma" | |
| Oprah's Handbag | Carolina In The Morning | Al Jolson | |
| Oshkosh Overalls | Wabash Cannonball | Roy Acuff | |
| Complain With Me (Vol. II) | Come Fly With Me | Frank Sinatra | |
| A Suck Up Parody | Old Time Rock And Roll | Bob Seger | |
| Foam Finger | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | |
| The Ballad Of Miley Cyrus | The Ballad Of Davy Crockett | TV Theme song | |
| Rihanna Man | Piano Man | Billy Joel | |
| You Better Run, Mites 'a Dust | Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | |
| Middle Eastern New War Chant | Hawaiian War Chant | Performed in "The Lion King" | |
| The Spoof, John B | The Sloop John B | The Beach Boys | |
| Malcolm Spoofed The World | Welcome To My World | Dean Martin | |
| I Sell Mice | Edelweiss | From "The Sound Of Music" | |
| The Guy Who Invented Camp-ing | The Night They Invented Champagne | From "Gigi" | |
| Turfin' USA | Surfin' USA | The Beach Boys | |
| Tambourine | Tangerine | Johnny Mercer | |
| Wildfire | Wildfire | Michael Martin Murphy | |
| The Ballad Of Whitey Bulger | The Ballad Of Davy Crockett | TV Theme Song | |
| Paul Simon - Art Garfunkel | Bridge Over Troubled Water | Simon And Garfunkel | |
| Not Natural, Lee | Act Naturally | Buck Owens | |
| Old Bill O'Reilly | Red River Valley | Traditional | |
| Muffin Tops And Biscuit Bottoms | Silver Threads And Golden Needles | Wanda Jackson | |
| The Somers Grin | The Summer Wind | Frank Sinatra | |
| Pie, Pie, Blackbirds | Bye Bye Blackbird | Frank Sinatra | |
| Hello Waltz | Hello Walls | Willie Nelson | |
| Nitpicker, Nitpicker | Matchmaker, Matchmaker | Zero Mostel | |
| Moon Sliver | Moon River | Andy Williams | |
| Old Time Rock A Roll | Old Time Rock And Roll | Bob Seger | |
| The Age When They Carry Us | The Age Of Aquarius | The Fifth Dimension | |
| I Met A Zombie | When You Wore A Tulip | Judy Garland | |
| Talk To The Cannibals | Talk To The Animals | Rex Harrison | |
| The Mayor Necessities | The Bare Necessities | From "The Jungle Book" | |
| All That Jaws | All That Jazz | From the Play, "Chicago" | |
| Walker's In A Better Wonderland | Walking In A Winter Wonderland | Traditional | |
| Da Da Da Da Da | Deck The Halls | Traditional | |
| Social In-security | If I Only Had A Heart | From, The Wizard Of Oz | |
| I Just Grow Nuts For Christmas | I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas | Yogi Yorgesson | |
| Joust In Time | Just In Time | Frank Sinatra | |
| The Impossible Song | The Impossible Dream | Man Of La Mancha | |
| Dollar Dancer | Private Dancer | Tina Turner | |
| Hyundai Mournin' Comin' Down | Sunday Morning Coming Down | Kris Kristofferson | |
| Kickin' Back Sex Tease | Luckenbach, Texas | Waylon Jennings | |
| Swingin' On A Star | Swinging On A Star | Frank Sinatra | |
| Christie | Misty | Johnny Mathis | |
| Just Stand Your Ground | Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | |
| Thanks To All Them For These | Thanks For The Memory | Bob Hope | |
| Selfie | Alfie | Dionne Warwick | |
| Inchworm | Glow Worm | Mills Brothers | |
| He Lived A Good Life | This Land Is Your Land | Woody Guthrie | |
| Hey, Hey, We're The Mondays | Hey, Hey, We're The Monkees | The Monkees | |
| How Great Thou AARP | How Great Thou Art | Traditional | |
| With Her Pout Lip, Lollipop | On The Good Ship, Lollipop | Shirley Temple | |
| Waitin' On Women | Looking For Love | Johnny Lee | |
| Hail Sid Caesar | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | |
| The Greatest Generation | Wind Beneath My Wings | Bette Midler | |
| Iguana Bit My Hand | I Wanna Hold Your Hand | The Beatles | |
| Spare A-Rod And Spoil Baseball | Take Me Out To The Ball Game | Traditional | |
| The Burning Of Mylanta | The Battle Of New Orleans | Johnny Horton | |
| Big Bad Foot | Big Bad John | Jimmy Dean | |
| Lookin' For Grub | Looking For Love | Johnny Lee | |
| El Chapo | El Paso | Marty Robbins | |
| Mickey Rooney | Stormy Weather | Billie Holiday | |
| Go To Hell | Be Our Guest | Beauty And The Beast Soundtrack | |
| Danielle Poon | Daniel Boone | TV Show Theme | |
| A Big Old Upright Organ | The Yellow Rose Of Texas | Traditional | |
| Just Get That Cat Away From Me | They Can't Take That Away From Me | Frank Sinatra | |
| Shower The People | Shower The People | James Taylor | |
| All Obama Bound | Alabamy Bound | Al Jolson | |
| Der Bingle Ladies | Single Ladies | Beyonce' | |
| Lydia With Chlamydia | Lydia, The Tatooed Lady | Groucho Marx | |
| Otis Blew Goode | Johnny B Goode | Chuck Berry | |
| The Wreck Of The Old Ninety-Seven | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| We Loved Barris | I Love Paris | Nat King Cole | |
| Mockingbird's Kill | Mockingbird Hill | Patti Page | |
| Jay Z | Crazy | Patsy Cline | |
| Off To Watch The Doctor | Off To See The Wizard | From "The Wizard Of Oz | |
| Icky Sicky Chick | Achy Breaky Heart | Billy Ray Cyrus | |
| The Ballad Of Thunderbirds | The Ballad Of Thunder Road | Robert Mitchum | |
| Talcum Where I'm Curled | Welcome To My World | Dean Martin | |
| Sterling, Silver | Sunrise, Sunset | Fiddler On The Roof (Musical) | |
| The Black Of The Exxon Valdez Spill | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| To Maya | Tomorrow | From, Broadway Show, "Annie" | |
| Here's Your Fodder, You Old Mudder | Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah | Allan Sherman | |
| Hello Faddah, Darling Faddah | Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah | Allan Sherman | |
| The Boost Is Yet To Come | The Best Is Yet To Come | Frank Sinatra | |
| Crave T-Bones | Lazy Bones | Hoagy Carmichael | |
| That's A Kanye | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
| Fly Life | My Life | Billy Joel | |
| Seventy-Six, Tom Jones | Seventy-Six Trombones | Robert Preston | |
| This Old Hearse | This old House | Rosemary Clooney | |
| My Favorite Pings | My Favorite Things | From, "The Sound Of Music" | |
| On The Roof Again | On The Road Again | Willie Nelson | |
| Dental On My Mind | Gentle On My Mind | Glen Campbell | |
| The Rattle Of Stew Or Beans | The Battle Of New Orleans | Johnny Horton | |
| One Ocean Was Just Fine | Love Potion Number 9 | The Clovers | |
| Thanks, David Letterman | Thanks For The Memories | Bob Hope | |
| Fed Ex | Rawhide | The Blues Brothers | |
| The Bummer Wind | The Summer Wind | Frank Sinatra |