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Song Parodies -> "Corn's Squeezed"
Original Song Title:
"Born Free"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Andy Williams
Parody Song Title:
"Corn's Squeezed"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Corn's squeezed, it's squeezed on my big toe,
So squeezed, my teeth gnash so.
Corn's squeezed: I squall when pain starts.
Big squeeze; I need an unbound shoe,
A less tightly wound shoe. . .
Screech time if I step too far.
Stays squeezed unless I untie shoe--
More squeezed than a loan-sharked guy;
To extract I need pry.
Corn's squeezed--tight shoe's unforgivin';
My digit is riven
'cause my corn's squeezed.
Stays squeezed unless I untie shoe.
Though I'm a tough guy, I cry. . .
Wipe that tear from my eye.
Corn's squeezed--tight shoe's off is shivvèd:
My digit is livid.
Goodbye, corn. . .freezed.
So squeezed, my teeth gnash so.
Corn's squeezed: I squall when pain starts.
Big squeeze; I need an unbound shoe,
A less tightly wound shoe. . .
Screech time if I step too far.
Stays squeezed unless I untie shoe--
More squeezed than a loan-sharked guy;
To extract I need pry.
Corn's squeezed--tight shoe's unforgivin';
My digit is riven
'cause my corn's squeezed.
Stays squeezed unless I untie shoe.
Though I'm a tough guy, I cry. . .
Wipe that tear from my eye.
Corn's squeezed--tight shoe's off is shivvèd:
My digit is livid.
Goodbye, corn. . .freezed.
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lol...thought it was gonna be a moonshine parody
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