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Song Parodies -> "Horned Me"

Original Song Title:

"Born Free"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Andy Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Horned Me"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

"Born Free," words by Don Black, music by John Barry
Horned me in corrida, toro.
Fui muy, muy borracho.
Gored me in a private part.

Ripped me. I'm now a newfound Jew:
The tip on that round tube
As a result did depart.

Flayed me and snipped that top hide loose.
I'm free of that torque-it slide
That would easily glide.

Gored me. l liked what was riven;
At life it was given
To adorn me.

Flayed me and snipped that top glide loose.
I'm free of that torque-it hide
That would easily slide.

Gored me. l liked what was riven;
At life it was given.
¡Ay! vey! Horned me!



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alvin - April 11, 2008 - Report this comment
painfully funny....security code was 2X5...lol...the size of the hole ?

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