They’re the most wonderful rhymes, and they’re here
Though we’ve overdone “Spell”ing,
The site’s still compelling, and one thing is clear:
That the most wonderful rhymes are found here.

Chuck’s the chant capo who started it all.
He was first mondegreening—misunderstood meanings. . .
Then pop songs to maul.
Chuck’s the chant capo who started it all.

He’s got servers for hosting;
We all should be toasting
The efforts of this fine fellow
And those who write the stories
In verse, verbal sorties
Whose tones range from hard to mellow.

They’re the most funner-full rhymes, and they’re here.
There ain’t much dismal troping,
Some semantic groping,
Occasional leer
In the most punderful rhymes found right here.

It’s certain: sometimes postings
Will get mindless roastings
From those whose fingers often go
To the “1”; they’re abhorrent;
At least there’s no torrent—
C’est la vie, so on with the show.

Forget mope ones-slur-full slime that appear.
Enjoy much witty troping,
Sometimes titty groping
In songs without peer
That boast most wonderful rhymes,
So, I toast wonderful rhymes
With a “prost!” Fun/pun-full rhymes are found here.