-> "Dolt! Bing, See: Found!"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Bring Me Down"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Dolt! Bing, See: Found!"
The Lyrics
To view I strain: that’s “cliticize”
I see on the page; I surmise
That it’s what he’ll get giving up:
His member he’s rejected for muff.
Girl. . .he’s to arrive as Sue
A dude with no Schwing when he once was Stu.
Oh! Oh no, don’t snip your pound
That segment—no parting.
Oh! Oh no, don’t snip for mound
Crack-cum-vise grip you will make;
You’re ready to give up that swell stake.
Think you don’t need that pork erect
If that thing they take, you can’t inject—
It’s a manly thing that seeds in love;
The “button” is pink that you’re thinking of. But. . .
Oh! Oh no, don’t snip your pound,
That segment—no parting.
Oh! Oh no, don’t snip for mound.
[organ interlude]
View two strained at “cliticize”;
I see on the page; now I’m wise.
There’s nothing he’ll be giving up. . .
Accented attachment, like “sure ’nuff.”
Churl was I with my mind in sew-
er, duly noted—my thinking askew. But
So-o-o, dolt, Bing, see: found!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Search engine, dodo! So, Bing, me found!
So, so easy!
Sheesh! Ho, ho! So, Bing, me found!
I see that entry, nothin’
’bout “she,” No! Bing, see: found!
It’s made me, made me, made me the word see.
Yo! Bing, see, found
Not about making “he” woman,
Not a dude turned to she. . .
Like “sure ’nuff,” dude!
That word means, that word means, sheesh! . . .morphemes clewed.
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