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Song Parodies -> "Dolt! Bing, See: Found!"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Bring Me Down"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Animals

Parody Song Title:

"Dolt! Bing, See: Found!"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

To view I strain: that’s “cliticize”
I see on the page; I surmise
That it’s what he’ll get giving up:
His member he’s rejected for muff.
Girl. . .he’s to arrive as Sue
A dude with no Schwing when he once was Stu.

Oh! Oh no, don’t snip your pound
That segment—no parting.
Oh! Oh no, don’t snip for mound

Crack-cum-vise grip you will make;
You’re ready to give up that swell stake.
Think you don’t need that pork erect
If that thing they take, you can’t inject—
It’s a manly thing that seeds in love;
The “button” is pink that you’re thinking of. But. . .

Oh! Oh no, don’t snip your pound,
That segment—no parting.
Oh! Oh no, don’t snip for mound.

[organ interlude]

View two strained at “cliticize”;
I see on the page; now I’m wise.
There’s nothing he’ll be giving up. . .
Accented attachment, like “sure ’nuff.”
Churl was I with my mind in sew-
er, duly noted—my thinking askew. But

So-o-o, dolt, Bing, see: found!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Search engine, dodo! So, Bing, me found!
So, so easy!

Sheesh! Ho, ho! So, Bing, me found!
I see that entry, nothin’
’bout “she,” No! Bing, see: found!
It’s made me, made me, made me the word see.
Yo! Bing, see, found

Not about making “he” woman,
Not a dude turned to she. . .
Like “sure ’nuff,” dude!

That word means, that word means, sheesh! . . .morphemes clewed.

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Mark Scotti - January 21, 2011 - Report this comment
LOL!!!! Reminds me of my Chastity Bono switcheroo: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/davidbowie83.shtml
Old Man Ribber - January 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Such language!! Brilliantly done. ;D
DivaLaVictoria - January 21, 2011 - Report this comment
~Victor ~ to ~ Vilma ~ Great guns, Colonel uberSchlong ! . . . . " It don't mean a thing, if it ain't got that 'schwing' . . . . do wa do waaaa "!
UnKnownVotress - January 24, 2011 - Report this comment
EricBourdin always did carry ~his burden~ so well, Sir !

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