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Song Parodies -> "Shirley Shumer?"

Original Song Title:

"Sugar, Sugar"

Original Performer:

Archies

Parody Song Title:

"Shirley Shumer?"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

CHORUS:
Shumer, he thinks she's funny
And that Harriet girl
Shouldn't be confirmed; sent to
Judging, Court super, super,
'Cause that Harriet Girl
Is a crony of W.

He just can't believe the clumsiness of W
(Clumsiness of W)
He just can believe the cronyness that's comin' through
(Cronyness of W)

CHORUS

When he picked that girl, George should have known that there would be
(He should have known that there would be)
Chorus of pundit whines; she's dumber than Clarence T.
(She's dumber than Clarence T.)

Pour a little sugar on Shumer, Harriet.
You think you can sweet-talk him
Surely Shumer like others
Is your defeat stalkin'.
(And don't call Shumer Shirley!
No, no, no!)

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Lurker - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Being a skull-full-o'-mush liberal, you don't even realize that Justice Clarence Thomas, Harriet Miers, and President George W. Bush are each FAR more intelligent than you and every liberal Demo(n)cRat on Capitol Hill put together! Americans in general realize it, though, which is why there is a pro-life Republican in the White House and a majority of Republicans in the House of Representatives and Senate. You ultra-liberals (who have no majorities anywhere, except in the corrupt, slummy big cities) are spewing hatred left and right, because you want to continue to be able to get chicks pregnant and then pay for them to have their babies murdered. The writing is on the wall: Roe v. Wade is on the way out. Time for your conversion, sir!
dude - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Linda, can we call you Linda miss lurker? Bush isn't going to get his pro-life pick on the bench anytime soon. no matter how many friends he nominates. too bad the the people that vote issues instead of candidates pick people for office who have no clue what their doing. Watch them withdraw Miers next week, or maybe two more weeks.

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