Change, change, change, change, change, change,
Change, change, change, change of jewels.

Twenty-five years, you thought you were a man,
But you found out, you want the chink of a dame.
You want to be an Auntie
Mame, denudated of tool. . .
Treated like a queen, oh, treated from ampoule.

Change, change, change, change, change, change,
Change, change, change, change of jewels.

Testes twain and take-a-leak dink,
Long like a leek--"bye" to the entire length.
A hole will be where there's bone;
Father ain't your karma but crone;
The doctor will make you she-sy--
Hole-punched for lovin' where once moved schlong,
De-nadded by this change.

Chafe, chafe, chafe, chafe, chafe, chafe,
Chafe, chafe, chafe no more, tool.

Sundered of mooring, you've changed when you awake:
Coc'krel>capon>hen, yeah; no longer shake it as a drake.

Changed, changed, changed, changed, changed, changed
Changed, changed, changed, changed to "mule."