-> "I Think It’s Real, Like, Unnatural: Wolfman"
Original Song Title:
"You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman"
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Parody Song Title:
"I Think It’s Real, Like, Unnatural: Wolfman"
The Lyrics
Looking out for the morning’s reign. . .
His depredations are retired.
He’s gonna change when he faces daybreak—that’s A.
M., and he will be tired.
He’ll gorge at night and rend you—
That is so unkind!
I will keep him out of my mind.
’cause I think it’s real,
I think it’s real,
I think it’s real, like, unnatural: wolfman
(Wolfman).
He can howl like a hell-sent hound. . .
A shame it’s not a lame bit.
In fact, it’s a maw bit and strong is he,
And his rage, you can’t tame it.
It is wrong to be doubtful: he likes licking gore;
He licks and then gets lappy, like kid in candy store.
Well! I think it’s real,
I think it’s real,
I think it’s real, like, unnatural: wolfman
(Wolfman).
So crazy is lycanthropy (is lycanthropy);
It appeals to your darker side (darker side).
And I just wanna be (wanna be)
Not up chewed; I want to remain alive.
But he has real zeal
And makes me squeal,
He is quite real
And is attacking, wolfman.
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