Who’s got a mouthful blocking his airway…
calling not out because of what's there?
Who’s bending down and giving a reign blow?
What d’ya know? It’s Lindsey.

Who’s fibbing mouth has no bull scarcity
piling up high between eating treats?
Who screeches loud but not in atonement?
What d’ya know? It’s Lindsey

And Lindsey’s a whore that lies,
but his fibbing one guy buys.
What he does gives him crossed eyes,
watching his mouth
when he's down south.

And Lindsey’s a whore that lies
and acts as a lingual prize
for the tiny thing that pries
open his mouth
when he's down south.

Who’s going downs to eat an entity
plied to his puss, a bodily treat.
Who’ll reach around to rapture embonement?
What d’ya know? It’s Lindsey.