Hello collie...
Well, hello, collie
Hope you're penned and tied up
With a chain that's strong
I hear your bark, collie..
In the dark, collie
Been out bowlin'..
Home, I'm strollin'
Comes your growlin' song

Right now you sound closer..
Musn't run, no sir..
I pray barkin' dogs don't bite..
Like old tales tell..
Me, don't eat, collie..
I'm tough and wrinkled meat, collie
Take a big sniff and run away, old pal..

Hello collie..
Well, hello, collie
Hope your master calls you back
Where you belong
I'm kinda' shook, collie.
Mean, you look, collie
Got me shakin'..got me quakin''..
You're big as King Kong

I sense my doom sealin'..
That sinkin' gloom feelin'..
By the way, I loved your film,
"Lassie Come Home"
Hey, there, good boy, collie..
Quick lick, and just enjoy, collie
Atta boy, please don't bite my lap,
Waggin' your tail now..Shep, old chap,
You made this parody a hap-py poem..