-> "Seekin' Sa[r]tori"
Original Song Title:
"Surfin' Safari"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Seekin' Sa[r]tori"
The Lyrics
Let's go seekin' now,
No sacred cows; touch of Tao,
Come on, seek satori with me
(Come on, seek satori with me).
First you gotta throw your earthly baggage out
And dress in a simple sarong.
Forget about your "would be"s
And look deep inside
And then wait until we hear the gong.
Come on (seekin') Buddha let's go seek (seekin' satori)
Quest--I'm gonna (seekin') take you seekin' (seekin' with me)
Come saronged (seekin') Buddha let's go seek (seekin' satori)
Quest--I'm gonna (seekin') take you seekin' (seekin' with me).
Let's go shoppin' now,
Even a man can learn how.
Come on a shoppin' spree with me
(Come on a sartorial spree).
We're hunting for a perfect suit,
Also a smart pair
Of shoes to cover the dress hose.
And as far as wearing a sarong, well--don't you dare;
We're gonna shop at Nordstrom's for clothes.
Come on (seekin') boots, suit let's go seek (seekin' sartori)
Quest--I'm gonna (seekin') take you seekin' (seekin' with me)
Come try on (seekin') boots, suit let's go seek (seekin' sartori)
Quest--I'm gonna (seekin') take you seekin' (seekin' with me).
Let's go seekin' now--
Gloves made from unsacred cow,
Come on seek sa[r]tori with me
(Come on seek sa[r]tori with me)
They're danglin', your suspenders; let your dharma rule,
Kick off a koan; kick off shoes,
You're seekin' sa[r]tori in style,
Gettin' enlightened more each day. . .
In Hawaii, wear light clothes and recluse.
Come on (seekin') Buddha let's go seek (seekin' satori)
Quest--I'm gonna (seekin') take you seekin' (seekin' with me)
Come try on (seekin') boots, suit let's go seek (seekin' sartori)
Quest--I'm gonna (seekin') take you seekin' (seekin' with me).
We went seekin' now
For truth, suit; we found both, wow!
And some lovely accessories. . .
Glove on hand that claps silently.
Haber-
(Seekin' sartori)
dash'ry
(Seekin' sartori)
Dharma,
(Seekin' satori)
Duty
(Seekin' satori)
Hands, gloves
(Seekin' sartori)
Light brown
(Seekin' sartori)
Hand clap
(Seekin' satori)
What sound?
(Seekin' satori)
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