[four part harmony: "Eeewww. . . !"]

Spittle burper, spittle's hung
Where you part lips with your tongue.
Eeww! It's lung creep, chew it, burper churl.

Burper churl, mined-spittle burper churl.

You have hocked up when you snore--
Strangled larynx, thus nose pour.
Eeww! It's lung creep, chew it burper churl.

Burper churl, burper churl

[4-part harmony burping]

You, three guys could burp together,
First your noses blow.
Guys, you would be a sensation
On that "Idol" show.

So to make sure you don't looge,
Have laser work on your huge
Uvula; it's too large, burper churl.

Burper churl, mined-spittle burper churl,
Belch!
Burper churl, mined-spittle burper churl,
Belch!
Burper churl, mined-spittle burper churl,
Belch!
Burper churl, mined-spittle burper churl.