For I have got
a nutter girl.

She’s crazy and dazed, much more than just a little cuckoo.
Some issues she’s raised explain that she is loose a screw.
First I was fooled, out I was faked, but then I saw
that I have got
a nutter girl.

She meets the criteria for one who surely ain’t too
firmly planted in a world that ain’t too askew.
Sometimes she’s yellin’, “You gave me up to the cops!”
She’ll never stop,
my nutter girl.
My nutter girl gives me trouble that I dread.
Thick is my skin
to brook much of what she’s said.

So, I gotta say that I am one unhappy dude.
They’ll take her away it she don’t change her attitude.

First I was fooled, out I was faked, but then I saw
that I have got
a nutter girl.
A nutter girl who’ll haunt me unless I send
her to the bin
and a padded cell she’s in.

If I go that way, then I will be a happy dude.
When she’s put away, I’ll likely change MY attitude.
I had her fooled and to the wacky place I brought
her, then took off.
Now nutter girl’s
in nutter world.
I shucked this girl.