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Song Parodies -> "Frankenstein"
Original Song Title:
"I Feel Fine"
Original Performer:
Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Frankenstein"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Suggested by "Bride of Frankenstein."
Frankenstein
Lady good for me, me bone
Feel saggy as can be, alone,
Me head sewn.
Me love a girlfriend, Herr Frankenstein.
You go get a spine and nose
And sew on legs and arms and toes—
Make thread hold.
Me need a girlfriend, Herr Frankenstein.
Me got gland me want squeezed by a girl,
Now me hand be doing all the curls.
Think of her as your offspring; her lobes
Be galvanized by your brain probes—
Electrodes!
Make me a girlfriend, Herr Frankenstein!
You go get a spine and nose
And sew on legs and arms and toes—
Make thread hold.
Me get mad if you not make a girl—
Off this parapeted pad you'll hurl.
Think of her as your offspring; her lobes
Be galvanized by your brain probes—
Electrodes!
Make me a girlfriend, Herr Frankenstein!
[humming sound of galvanic lab equipment]
Lady good for me, me bone
Feel saggy as can be, alone,
Me head sewn.
Me love a girlfriend, Herr Frankenstein.
You go get a spine and nose
And sew on legs and arms and toes—
Make thread hold.
Me need a girlfriend, Herr Frankenstein.
Me got gland me want squeezed by a girl,
Now me hand be doing all the curls.
Think of her as your offspring; her lobes
Be galvanized by your brain probes—
Electrodes!
Make me a girlfriend, Herr Frankenstein!
You go get a spine and nose
And sew on legs and arms and toes—
Make thread hold.
Me get mad if you not make a girl—
Off this parapeted pad you'll hurl.
Think of her as your offspring; her lobes
Be galvanized by your brain probes—
Electrodes!
Make me a girlfriend, Herr Frankenstein!
[humming sound of galvanic lab equipment]
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I love "Frankenstein"-themed parodies, too. "Me got gland me want squeezed by a girl, Now me hand be doing all the curls" ---- LOL !! 5's
Sheer brilliance :-)
Thanks, JD. Thanks a lot, Phil!
Didn't know "Sewn Man" well enough to vote, but you've sewn up 3 5's on this one!
Arrgghh! Me like parody. 5's
DKTOS this one, but the other one was really good. With all the Franendtein parodies you're putting up today, why don't you look at my parody? http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/beatles230.shtml
Thanks, Ash and Frank. I checked out "Sewn Together," Adagio; it's really good!
me think funny...me laugh...give 5s...funniest me read today
Awesome, John. This is a classic. Super high 5's
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