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Song Parodies -> "The Cognac-Swigging Story of Bunghole-Fill Bill"

Original Song Title:

"The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"The Cognac-Swigging Story of Bunghole-Fill Bill"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

*A large cask holding 491 liters.
Hey, bunghole-fill Bill,
What did you swill,
Bunghole-fill Bill?

He went libation hunting for cabernet sauvignon.
He cased a dented cask and commenced drinking Rh�ne.
But then soon he was headed for the Cognac and Armagnac zone.
All the bibbers drink.

Hey, bunghole-fill Bill,
What did you swill,
Bunghole-fill Bill?

Beyond the bunghole where the fired fine champagne lies,
Bill the big oenophile was taken by surprise.
He uncaps "Martell"�it tastes like crap Gallo plies.
All the bibbers drink.

Hey, bunghole-fill Bill,
What did you swill,
Bunghole-fill Bill?

His children asked him if to swill were not a sin.
"Not unless you're a rummy; tappin' butts* of gin.
If wine could kill, there'd be no French men and women."
All the bibbers drink.

Hey, bunghole-fill Bill,
What did you swill,
Bunghole-fill Bill?

[Wet whistle and fade]



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Johnny D - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I think I'll have a quaff of cognac this evening.
John Barry - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD, I think I'll join you.

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