Desmond finds it in a narrow parking space.
Molly put it where it says "Compact."
Desmond is enraged and gets red in the face.
At times like this he wishes she had been carjacked.

CHORUS:
SUV, big fat car hasn't gone far,
About 12 to the gallon.
SUV, big fat car hasn't gone far,
About 12 to the gallon.

Desmond laughs at trolleys; he says they're a bore
And spends fifty grand for gas guzzling.
Molly fends off the repo man at the door
And thinks, "Why did we buy this thing? It is puzzling."

CHORUS

In a couple of years, they have to re-fi their home.
And the couple's gas pig's on blocks in the yard.
Hear Desmond and Molly moan.

Hyundai ever after in the parking space.
Molly runs a light and rams a van.
Desmond stays at home; he's living in disgrace.
Without his phallic rig he's no longer a man.

CHORUS

In a couple of years, they have to re-fi their home.
And the couple's gas pig's on blocks in the yard.
Hear Desmond and Molly moan.

Hyundai ever after in the parking space.
Desmond runs a light and rams a van.
Molly walks over to a bar called Joe's Place,
Has several drinks, and goes home with another man.

STD, big clap part,
Wife grows on, starts
Vagabond dose in Desmond.

If you want to get some, stroll over to Joe's bar.