Flip the bird nonchalantly.
Flip the bird, but not to me.
Flip the bird, that digit shoved.
Use no words, but doff your glove.
Feel so fine and unwind--
Flip the bird up.
It's a gesture that's not misunderstood
And if you get it, the bird's not good.

Fed the bird to a dumb creep--
Turd cut me off in his Jeep.
Absurd! What did I think of?
Turd gave his wheel a hard shove,
Crossed the line; his gun shines.
Now the word's "duck!"
It exploded as I ducked my head.
Had I not done so, I'd surely be dead.

Flip the bird on the highway. . .
Could be murder in the fray.
Flip the bird low, not above.
Way down near the box for gloves.
Then just drive, stay alive.
Flip the bird sub.*