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Song Parodies -> "Hate Junk Food"

Original Song Title:

"Love You To"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Hate Junk Food"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Hellacious food called "fast"—
I'm spurning this repast.
There is no time to be culinary.

Junk food should be banned,
Cooked in a dirty old pan.

Your lifetime could be short
If much of this you've bought
Because this junk hardens your arteries.

Make junk all day long,
Make junk that tastes wrong.

Mishandled meat falls down
They scoop it off the ground
Then grill it with a dead rat and some cheese.

They'll serve junk to you.
Salmonella too.
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Ghetto John - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Dude I love this part all 5's good job. Mishandled meat falls down They scoop it off the ground Then grill it with a dead rat and some cheese. for comments or questions, email me at ...... Face_Down2k5@yahoo.com
Rick D - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I've claimed here to have done all the Beatle songs, and I have. But three of them are not posted here. This is one of them. If you are going to really hit them all, then I guess I have to go back and fix the three I thought were too crappy. You did well with a very slight song here.
alvin rhodes - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
nice job on this one...5s
John Barry - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ghetto, Rick Alvin. Rick, I'm going for OSs only, no covers by the boys. Long way to go. Those guys were incredibly prolific!
MrMacphisto - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL... You should do a version of "Revolution" called "Sanitation."
Peregrin - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done, JB
Lee Rasiel - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
It's okay everybody has their own opinions I like junk food but I also like fruit, and vegetables like broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, yogurt, pasta, and lima beans.

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