That's unreal nose hair, man.
Shooting up adrenal gland
Juice that gives you nose hair
And a grown body.

Sticks the point into his glutes,
Pushes the plunger and shoots,
Pretty soon he looks like Giambi.

Nose-hair man, please listen
They're gonna check your piss, 'n'
Nose-hair man, you'll become a girl
When it shrinks your gland.

He's as Bonds as he can be:
"My trainer gave it to me."
Nose-hair man, it helps you hit the ball.

Sticks the point into his glutes,
Pushes the plunger and shoots,
Pretty soon he looks like Giambi.

Nose-hair man, that slurry
Is what makes you hurry.
You were small; you look like an elk
That's grown feet and hands.

That's unreal nose hair, man.
Shooting up adrenal gland
Juice that gives you nose hair
And a grown body.