World will end if not for our Doctor Stranglove.
Deep coal mines, where we should reside, that's his call, Doctor Strangelove.
Doctor Strangelove. We'll need ten girls for each man--
His repopulation plan
He was created by Stan, Doctor Strangelove.

"Bombs rain down; time is near up"--Doctor Strangelove
"Forget marriage--randomly shtup"--Doctor Strangelove
All these women must conceive;
He says, "Prodigiously breed."
This plan will succeed, says Doctor Strangelove.

"Deep, deep wells--water'll be fine
Sleep, sleep well, we'll make it"--Doctor Stranglove.

He's concerned about the nation's health, Doctor Strangelove.
With his good hand, he strangles himself, Doctor Strangelove.
Doctor Strangelove: "We'll breed a new type of man.
A few start--you understand.
That includes the present clan"--Doctor Strangelove.

Well, well, well, he's wheeling fine.
"Heil, heil, heil!" He's walking!--Doctor Strangelove.