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Your cell's high when it chimes, dumb guy.
So loud, folks in China can hear.
Your cell's high when it chimes, dumb guy,
I'm gonna pry it from your ear.

Well I gave you the last chance you had--
Asked you to go off somewhere alone.
But you kept on punchin' the keypad,
Now I am gonna destroy your phone.

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You are incredibly rude and dumb--
Never once heard you apologize.
Pretty soon your cell phone will become
Many pieces of nano size.

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You will get down on your bended knees,
With your tweezers, searching for each piece.
Won't be any ring, 'cause it's through.
I simply couldn't stand it, and I'm a Luddite, too.

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