Poker, I smell a trump king
With ten, jack, queen, ace, and
I damn well am folding.
I wanna hold YOUR hand,
But I can't hold your hand,
I'm gonna fold my hand.

Of queens, I hold three,
With aces, and I'd planned
To squeeze the booty,
But now I'll fold my hand.
I've gotta fold my hand,
Too bad I sold my land.

I've blown so much loot,
I feel crappy inside.
It's got me reeling; from sharks' loans
I'll now hide. (3x)

Hey, you were just bluffing!
I had a better hand!
I could have been stuffing
My pants with 15 grand,
But I folded my hand (3x)

Could have won much loot,
Now I'm crapping my backside.
If I'd been dealing, I'd have won--
Straight inside (3x)

Excuse me, I'm running
To a far, foreign land,
For me, they'll be gunning,
Sharks wanna scold me, and
Retrieve the gold I'd scammed,
Plant me in hole in land.