There are all kinds of boids in the woild,
Some are pets for a ber or goil.
Avian an an an an an an an an
Amigo go go go go go go gos.
Avian amigos,
Aviary.

This boid talks, although it's got no lips;
It's a parrot and it quips:
"Polly want a a a a a a a
Cracker er er er er er er er er."
Polly want a cracker,
Oratory.

When boids squawk they make nerz,
The nerz gets on my noives.
Then my noives need a noice now.
Argh! Boids!
'Cause sometimes those boids coice.
I'm a bundle of noives.

The noice says, "If the nerz, it annerz,
Get away from those boids' sloise.
Take a a a a a a a a a
Verage, age age age age age age age age.
Go and take a verage,
Itinoirary."

Things go from bad to woice.
Travel agent I coice.
He sent me to St. Crer,
So I do not rejerse. . .
Whoiring ovoihead, boids,
Coicing and dropping toids.