-> "Good Whoring, Good Whoring"
Original Song Title:
"Good Morning, Good Morning"
Parody Song Title:
"Good Whoring, Good Whoring"
The Lyrics
Good whoring, good whoring.
Nothing much more than Davis Lite, puts the bite on.
Nothing but pay-to-play--now the light's on.
Nothing he'll do but for the few.
Says he's nothing like Gray but spends his day
Good whoring, good whoring.
Doesn't work for the average Joes;
He let them down.
Heading for home I wish he'd go--
Not be around.
Many people now know he's been screwing
Them behind their backs; and now they're ruing
When they voted they were half asleep
Now they see he's just another creep.
Good whoring, good whoring.
With phony smile, he says his style
Will be new school
But when it comes to grabbing graft--
Strictly old school
Nothing has changed, it still the same
He'll do nothing today but ploy for pay,
Good whoring, good whoring.
People coming 'round, say, "I'm in shock!
The vows from this clown were just a crock.
Said that he would end Capitol strife.
He teased us with Kennedy wife."
Somebody needs to vote this slime
Right out next year.
Some dug up dirt; it didn't hurt
And he's still here.
Gonna oppose; I hope he goes.
Such a glorious day when he's away:
Good morning, him gone for good!
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