Song Parodies -> "Johnny Roberts"

Original Song Title:

"Dr. Robert"

Original Performer:

"Johnny Roberts"

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The Lyrics

Wag the dodge. Wag the judge. Wag the John.

"Bring my friend into the Halls, Johnny Roberts.
And then take the Judiciary roll call." Johnny Roberts.

Johnny Roberts, he's an enigmatic man;
Committee must understand
Just where he does stand, Johnny Roberts.

Where did the clown pick him up, Johnny Roberts?
Will he slink. . .be Scalia's pup, Johnny Roberts?

Johnny Roberts. Will the Committee receive
Him with open arms or grieve?
Will this choice succeed? Johnny Roberts.

Chill, chill, chill, they need some time
On The Hill to appraise Johnny Roberts.

Set back the course of women's' health, Johnny Roberts?
Fake us out and think for yourself, Johnny Roberts?

Johnny Roberts, are you an abettor, man,
Just a stooge for Dubya's plan
To make a Christian Iran, Johnny Roberts?

Well, well, well, we'll know in time.
Sell, sell, sell yourself to Leahy's colleagues.

Just a shill, or have you balls, Johnny Roberts?
We wait till they take roll call, Johnny Roberts.
Johnny Roberts.

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Robert J. Pagliaro - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment

Soon we'll all be starting our days at work with the "Pledge Allegiance" and a prayer - mandated by the government. Or course, Roe v. Wade will be overturned, uniforms will be required of all citizens, we'll have "no sex" Sundays and missionary-only sex on the other six days. Jefferson may have been on to something - revolution every 20 years. (Personally, I'd settle for the United Blue States of America.) Oh, nice job.

Johnny D - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment

I'm moving to Mars --- oh, wait, that's the RED planet --- never mind.

alvin rhodes - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks for bashing this idiot...great job...5s

Rick C - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment

I thought of this title to this OS in the shower this morning. Thinking is not writing though, is it? Glad you did it first JAB! 555

Michael Pacholek - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment

If Rick's right, and thinking is not writing, then we can expect Georgie's boy to do a lot of writing.

Paul Robinson - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Good questions, JB...and we await the answers...not really having any other choice or say in the matter...5's...

Lurker - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment

"Set back the course of women's' health, Johnny Roberts?" Moronic ultra-liberals don't read enough to realize that the Roe v. Wade decision (and its monstrous "progeny") are the REAL things that "set back the course of women's health." Once a person becomes mature and starts reading, he/she finds out how devastating (physically, psychologically, and morally) has been to women -- not to mention the 40,000,000 innocent, defenseless babies that have been murdered. All intelligent, mature Americans look forward to the day when Justice Roberts will be one of five courageous people who overturn Roe v. Wade. Before that can happen, though, another pro-death, activist judge (besides O'Connor) has to be replaced by an "originalist." At first, Roberts will only be able to help four others overturn the decisions that allowed "partial birth infanticide" and abortions for minors without parental consent. He can also help to overturn various ludicrous non-abortion-related 5-4 decisions in which Sandie O'Connor went "activist."

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