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Song Parodies -> "Who Let Lurker Out?"
Original Song Title:
"We Can Work It Out"
Original Performer:
Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Who Let Lurker Out?"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
My apologies for having wasted so much time, space, and effort over the past few days on baiting and bashing benighted site parasite(s) that clearly isn't/aren't worth an iota of time, space, or effort.
This is what the docs say:
"Looks like a lost cause; 'cause it cannot compose a song."
But then it runs away,
Finds a system; figures out somehow how to log it on.
Who let Lurker out?
Who let Lurker out?
Through keyboard it's braying
It is canon fodder for oddballs on far, far right.
Is it Satan's plaything,
Or merely so deluded that it thinks it is Christ?
Who let Lurker out?
Who let Lurker out?
Site is made for sport; if you don't like
What you find, your presence should end.
Lightweights must resort to moaning whines,
Rather than taking up the pen.
Now that it's run away
From the home, won't someone take it back where it belongs?
That sure would make my day,
Then I wouldn't waste pen on this patient in this song.
Who let Lurker out?
Who let Lurker out?
"Looks like a lost cause; 'cause it cannot compose a song."
But then it runs away,
Finds a system; figures out somehow how to log it on.
Who let Lurker out?
Who let Lurker out?
Through keyboard it's braying
It is canon fodder for oddballs on far, far right.
Is it Satan's plaything,
Or merely so deluded that it thinks it is Christ?
Who let Lurker out?
Who let Lurker out?
Site is made for sport; if you don't like
What you find, your presence should end.
Lightweights must resort to moaning whines,
Rather than taking up the pen.
Now that it's run away
From the home, won't someone take it back where it belongs?
That sure would make my day,
Then I wouldn't waste pen on this patient in this song.
Who let Lurker out?
Who let Lurker out?
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Good topic, nice parody. 555
bullseye...5s
Bulls eye on the bull's excrement that Lurker sends out.
Good lurker bash..
Not really a parody. Just a rant arising from a guilty conscience.
What would you know about conscience? Only human beings have those.
What would I know about conscience? I've never had one.
Clearly, the poster above doesn't have enough conscience to post under its own name. Coward. Or are you instead a moron? Did you really think anybody was going to believe it was me who wrote it? Or that I wouldn't expose you for the pathetic shlub you are?
Excellent Lurch(Lurker)bash!! To Lurker: Get a lobotomy you boring waste of our valuable time!!
I say thank God for Lurker. HIs/her presence has inspired some great work from many authors. This work included. Things that irritate often inspire some like a grain of sand in an oyster creating a pearl.
You may have a point. Then again, even if you didn't, I'd say you did. It's wise not to antagonize someone who names themselves "PMS." Reminds me of the saying, put forward by someone on Amiright (but I've forgotten who): "Don't go to battle against a man named 'The Bastard' or 'The Conqueror.'" 'Cause "The Bastard" will likely have a whole bag of chips on his shoulder, and you don't get named "The Conqueror" for losing.
Bullshit on your bash!! To carol: Get a lobotomy you whoring waste of our valuable time!!
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