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Song Parodies -> "Stomach Flu"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Stomach Flu"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

The stomach flu
Kept me on the loo
For days more than two,
I squee-ee-ee-eezed,
Whoa, but it blew.

The stomach flu
I'd not wish onto
Even someone who
Me displea-ea-eased,
Woe, contents flew.

Stomach felt punched,
Stomach felt screwed,
Stomach launched lunch,
Stomach lost food.

The stomach flu
Turned my gut into
A cyclonic stew,
I hea-ea-ea-eaved,
No! Both ends blew.

The stomach flu's
Abated, so you
Have reason to rue:
No reprie-ie-ieve.
So back anew
Am I to write a few,
Got some more in the queue,
They'll turn your stomach too.
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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4
Total Votes: 11

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Royce Miller - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Well thanks for the warning about those in the queue, but do you really think that mitigates the effect?
AFW - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
At least it wasn't bird flu....But, I'm with you, hate the flu...good parody, though..fives
Red Ant - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job on this John.
Stephen Harrington - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
5s, I agree with Red. ^___^
2Eagle - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
That is so unpleasant that I don't even like to think about it let alone write a parody on it, but you did a great job.
John Barry - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Royce (infantilism usually gets the better of me), AFW, Red Ant, Stephen, 2Eagle.
Dirty Hairy - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I can relate the both ends blowing part. My condolences if this is real life. All 5's
alvin rhodes - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
nice job...you did a lot with a little
PMS - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Heaving up 5's.

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