Song Parodies -> "Esters May"

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday"

Original Performer:

"Esters May"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Esters may, if you huff enough, cause brain decay,
And your neural firings may delay.
Your lungs will heave, fester away.

Spongily will cortex be as with BSE.*
Your demeanor may be BFD+
Or esters may make you huffy.

Why your love's grown for acetone, I just can't say.
It will wreck your lung, fleck your tongue with ester spray.

Ester spray lunges to your lungs and makes its way
Through your veins and to your brain pathways.
D.C. must live on ester spray.

Scum, bums, punks, drunks, c*nts, dum-dums.

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Yet Another Dutchman - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment

I liked this very much... and I need you to inhale some 555.

John Barry - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks, Dutchman. I forgot the footnotes. BSE is Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (AKA Mad Cow Disease). BFD: Big F*cking Deal

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment

It's too short, and I didn't get it anyway.

(If I had a dollar for every time my ex used that lie to her friends, I would have been rich yesteryear).

Larry Hensley - April 03, 2006 - Report this comment

Yeah, man, 5's

Tommy Turtle - April 03, 2006 - Report this comment

Had no clue what title would be about... maybe sp. var. of "Esthers"?... there's a sequel for ya, "Esther May"... then again, she may not... Really good switch. 555

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