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Song Parodies -> "Mold My Bite"

Original Song Title:

"Hold Me Tight"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Mold My Bite"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

My teeth aren't right, so mold my bite,
Meld me 28 to 1.
If my bite's right,
There'll be plenty ate when done.
So mold my bite, mold right, mold tight:
Occlude, clude-clu-u-u-u-u-ude.

Mold my bite,
I'll galumph on gulping food--
Yeah, right! At night,
My splint--I won't malocclude.
So mold my bite, mold tight, mold right:
Occlude, clude-clu-u-u-u-u-ude.

Don't blow the job when you mold my bite,
No bone chips, and give me nitrous too--
I'll laugh all night, howl!

Mold my bite,
I shan't shy from open yawn.
Bite's now a fright,
Looks like lycanthropic Lon.
So mold my bite, mold tight, mold right:
Occlude, clude-clu-u-u-u-u-ude.

I know what it means to overbite. . .
Teething-ring-tied till age 22:
Folks, that's not right!

Mold my bite,
Pour in that cold plastic goop.
Crank up the nit-
rous and I'll laugh and act real loop-
y. Mold my bite. What?! There's no nit-
rous!! 'L-u-u-udes! Dude, dude! Lu-u-u-u-udes!

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alvin rhodes - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
bouncy little ditty you've created here...great OS too...and here's a bit of trivia..."hold me tight" is the only title ever used for both a beatles song AND a paul mc cartney solo effort
Red Ant - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Great work here John.

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