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Song Parodies -> "Forty Days"

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Forty Days"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Forty days and nights of rain in the Frisco Bay.
Sinking, we're singing "Anchors Aweigh."
We need an ark to sail away.

Soggily sopping soil can't hold aloft a tree--
There's a sagged oak hanging over me,
Rain-rotted roots rip soddenly.

Wish this wet would go; we need No-ah right away.
Everything is sopped, though we've mopped for forty days.

Forty days—it's like Seattle, W-A.
Will we ever see a sunny day?
Giants, As—chronic rain delay.

Wish this wet would go; we need No-ah right away.
Everything is sopped, though we've mopped for forty days.

Forty days of deluge downpour without delay--
I watch my neighbor's house slide away,
Over the cliff, into the bay.

Drip, drip, rip grip, dip, slip! SHIP!!

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 8

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AFW - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Has it really rained that long?...I believe I saw on the news, that in Hawaii..it's been raining forever...didn't know Frisco, too...either way, this is a funny write,
Paul Robinson - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, JB...maybe the goof-balls are right and you are drifting down the "Rapture River" - next stop, "Armageddon"...lol...I understand that's gonna take a "JC" ticket to get into that ride...hang onto these 5's and maybe one of them will "Save" you ~ ~ ~
alvin rhodes - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
soaked with fun
Stephen Harrington - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
5s for the biblical parody. ^__^
John Barry - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
AFW, I exaggerate, but not by much: 25 days of rain in March. So far, it's rained every day in April. Thanks to you and Paul, Alvin, and Stephen.
Red Ant - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
When it rains, it 4s? Nope, all 5s here.

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