I'm just twelve; my name's Bill,
But I've not yet had my thing in.
Now it's for Tom' mom that I fall:
MILF, I want you.

To her I'm just a guy
Whom Tom after school will bring in
For cookies; for nooky I squall:
MILF, I want you.

I want to use it: my hungerin' hose is now pelting
The sheet raiment. . .bedclothes; belongs in you.

I'd spread love all around
Like the wobblers knuckler's flingin';
Finish her off with my fast ball.
MILF, I want you

Then I hear you in a brotherly roister; I'm jealous.
He's in flagrante delicto with you!

Making love on the ground,
With Tom's mom's wantonly singin':
"Don't stop now, give it to me, all!!"
MILF, how could you?

MILF, HE wangs you!